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Gay things your friends have done

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Mezmerize19
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Now im not talking gay as in stupid. Im talking legity gay. Heres a few things my friends done:

One time in NBC studios we were taking a tour and you have to watch a little movie before you go on the tour and we are sitting. As soon as the lights go out I see him out of the corner of my eye, look at me real quick, then grab my chest and squeeze as if it was a hookers tit. Im like CACOMMA! WTF!? He didnt know either...

another time we were on the train and we hit a tree. no there wasnt a tree in the middle of the tracks just growing there, a huge branch fell. We were confused when they said we hit a tree too....Anyways theres this metro guy we were talking to and he was telling a exagerated story about how the train stopped. We were all on the same train so we knew it didnt aburptly stop, no one went flying, and there was no fire. Long story short, after the metro guy gets off me and two friends just stand there looking out the front window at the branch and one of my friends goes "man that guy was hot" We both look at him like....wtf... And then im like you relaize what you just said? then hes like woah...whered that come from.

And a couple of other friends were talking about how they skeet on their chest. I thought that was creepy.

Yes, I have some pretty gay friends. I need new ones....
Aug 21 2007 1:59AM
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pat_in_the_hat
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well, my friend just told me the other day that he sucked on our other friends dick, so of course i was like wtf, and he triend to tell me that it was an accident
Aug 21 2007 2:04AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
This thread is awkward
Aug 21 2007 2:06AM
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Mezmerize19
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why, brings back memories?
Aug 21 2007 2:07AM
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Nicholas.
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wow, thats pretty normal sounding to me. on the lax team theres pretty much constans ass/titty grabbing going on...

tonight my bro goes

him-"we got any liquor?"

me"yeah"

him-"word, lets get hammered drunk and fuck eachother"

me-".....lol"

pretty much my average night when im with him.

we dont really fuck eachother btw. i swearz.
Aug 21 2007 2:08AM
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Public_Enemy0255
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my friend once told me a shirt that i was wearing "made my tits look very nice" i wasnt sure if she was a lez deep inside errr wha.... those kindas of things just shouldnt be said namean
Aug 21 2007 2:09AM
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Avifarer
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my one friend (not anymore) sucked another guys dick so he would stay up longer during a sleepover
Aug 21 2007 2:09AM
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45.
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i had (no longer) a friend who i guess was bisexual and i hadnt the slightest clue about it, and he came up and asked me if i liked dudes and i was like WTF MAN! and i never talked to him again
Aug 21 2007 2:11AM
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anxju
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theres a legit gay kid in my homeroom. it gets awkward
Aug 21 2007 2:11AM
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Public_Enemy0255
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homeroom? you still have homeroom?
Aug 21 2007 2:12AM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
wow, you guys seem pretty insecure with your sexuality for the most part...its ok everyone was a virgin at one point.
Aug 21 2007 2:13AM
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cofreeskier
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Well this didnt happen to me but one time I was over at this kids house with some friends and I am not sure what sparked him to do this, but this kid fucking sat my other friend on his lap and I swear to god he tryed to like thrust and shit. Needless to say I stopped hanging out with that kid...
Aug 21 2007 2:14AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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This is fucked up in too many ways.

1st: Kids have sleepovers up until like 7th grade
2nd: What are seventh graders doing sucking each others dicks?
3rd: Couldn't he have done something else to make him stay up later?
4th: Why did he want him to stay up later int he first place?
5th: Did he jizz?
Aug 21 2007 2:19AM
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anxju
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yeah, im in highschool
Aug 21 2007 2:21AM
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Avifarer
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5th: Did he jizz?

nah it was like a 10 second bj or something
i'm not actually friends with the kids one of them was just on my hockey team on year
Aug 21 2007 2:27AM
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Nicholas.
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are all hockey players gay? or just most?
Aug 21 2007 2:40AM
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unchyll
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hahaha, the other night i was at a party at my friends house and it was like 3am so everyone was pretty much gone except for like my main friends. We were all really drunk too so keep that in mind. Any way we decide to go into the hot tub and we all just go in our boxers, but then we get out to go back inside and my friends dick is just hanging out of that little slit that boxers have. Everyone starts laughing so he just takes his fucking boxers off and starts running around the house naked. We lose him after like 5 minuets of him running around in the nude but then 5 minuets later he comes downstairs with sunglasses and a tie on still butt naked and i think it was easily the funniest moment of the summer cus he just acted all casual and was like, "sup guys? whos down to go back into the hottub"
Aug 21 2007 5:30AM
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unchyll
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he plays hockey too.
Aug 21 2007 5:31AM
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comeatmebro
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i have too many stories to sit down and type in a day...but i will type a few per day

this one time we are  just chilling in my friends woods drinking some beer waiting for people to get there. it was only like 8ish. and the one kid always acts gay, especially when he gets drunk. so he was kissing everyone on the cheek. my one friend looks over at him as soon as hes about to kiss him on the cheek and bam right on the lips. and they were like that wasnt as bad as i thought kissing a guy would be. weird.....

on the soccer team it is horrible. i have videos that i will upload in the weight room of  2 guys dry humping each other. i have a game that i have to leave for in like 5 minutes, but the video will be shown.

thats all for now i have many more though
Aug 21 2007 8:28AM
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yelsel
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most of my friends are gay

so basically they do gay shit all of the time
Aug 21 2007 9:07AM
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T*Ski
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this thread is just plain weird duude
Aug 21 2007 10:07AM
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skodeo7
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Wheres Crookedboner????????
Aug 21 2007 10:38AM
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swTroyanchick
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hahaha sry.
Aug 21 2007 10:46AM
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meggles
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ahaha same deal here
Aug 21 2007 10:51AM
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comeatmebro
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oh im here, in fact i have video evidence for this thread. dont you worry.
Aug 21 2007 11:17AM
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pompe
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sword fighting?
Aug 21 2007 11:53AM
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pbandj
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thats normal for girls to say shit like that
Aug 21 2007 11:58AM
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Gavajabra2
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Haha thats exactly what I thought when I read the title.
Aug 21 2007 12:03PM
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TheQuailman
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I went over to my friends house and his mom ordered pizza for us and i noticed there was silverwear on the table and I thought this was weird but maybe we wer also gunan have salad or whatever. So I start eating pizza and about halfway through my slice I look over and my friend is cutting his pizza with a fork and knife and eating it.
Aug 21 2007 12:10PM
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comeatmebro
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was it like pan pizza? cause if so that is acceptable, but if it was like thin crust or something then that is gay.
Aug 21 2007 12:30PM
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860
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^Thats not acceptable either, eat it with your damn hands!
Aug 21 2007 1:21PM
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1080ski
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thats not that weird. a little girlish but still acceptable i'd say
Aug 21 2007 1:23PM
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396222687862
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uhhhhh, what
Aug 21 2007 1:30PM
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Tom.
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hahaha, yeah pretty much the same with me.
Aug 21 2007 1:36PM
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timmi
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i was once at the beach and i dove at my freind. accidentally stuck my hand into his crotch.

Aug 21 2007 1:43PM
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StanMcStanson
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more like accidentally on purpose....jk
Aug 21 2007 1:46PM
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twintip_payne
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i have a viedo of my friends scissoring
Aug 21 2007 1:47PM
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kingsskier
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I once saw a post of a kid wanting to know if another man jizzed in another mans mouth...That was pretty gay!
Aug 21 2007 2:05PM
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ThaLetterM.
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hahaha wow this thread is great. i think i have a few:

my friend tasted his own man batter. like dipped his finger in and ate it. and then told everyone about it. interesting to say the least.

also, theres one kid in my school (Jake) whos notorious for weird shit like that. for example:

1. Jake was at a kids house, watching tv (just regular TV, no porn) with the kid in the room, when all of a sudden Jake goes into the kids kitchen, gets a glass of water, comes back into the tv room, sits on the couch, dips his hand into the water, and just starts jacking off right in front of the other kid. two days later, same kids house, he did the EXACT same thing. this kid, jake, jacked off in front of another guy, TWICE.

2. same kid, jake, was at someones house and randomly went into the kids bathroom, jacked off, busted a nut all over the kids sink and mirror, and just left it there. didnt clean it up or anything, just left it there.


kid is fucking weird
Aug 21 2007 2:16PM
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ax_murderer
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my friends and i used to always fake hump at boarding school and shit. one time this kid was sitting on a couch and my freind layed on him and faked humped him, then pulled out his dick and peed on him a litlle haha
Aug 21 2007 2:17PM
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Nicholas.
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hahaahhaah, those are fucking funny. kid sounds nuts.
Aug 21 2007 2:19PM
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2+2=5
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hahahah a long long time ago my fatass friend busted his nut on his own hand and when my friend wasnt looking he took his nutted hand and rubbed it all over his face. it was brutal
Aug 21 2007 2:22PM
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lyndon
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The gayest thing I have done is reading this entire thread.
Aug 21 2007 2:25PM
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realSleezy
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my friend had just listen to that dane cook thing about shitting on the coats or whatever. and we were all outside and he went inside saying he had to go to the bathroom. and he is gone like 20 min so we go inside and the whole house smells like the worst shit ever. and i go into my bathroom and my friend had shit on top of the toilet seat and it was running down everywhere. it was the nastyest thing ever. and then i shot him with a bb gun till he cleaned my whole bathroom up.
Aug 21 2007 2:28PM
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yelsel
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its true though. im not and i dont care if they are. definitely some of the most chill ppl ive ever met
Aug 21 2007 3:16PM
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General_Shredgnar
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I have a friend who touches peoples legs all the time if they are male. He also pissed on one of my other friends head.


When I was in france, I had these roomates who would fuck around and shit, and one night one kid like slaps this other kid, so the other kid chases him, tackles him, holds him down and puts his intire hand up the kids ass to his incredible pain and dismay. So funny, but so gay.
Aug 21 2007 3:24PM
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yelsel
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yeah thats pretty gay but hilarious
Aug 21 2007 3:29PM
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Mezmerize19
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Your icon goes great with the story too
Aug 21 2007 3:42PM
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Nicholas.
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is that even possible? thats fucking gross.
Aug 21 2007 3:43PM
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skogenjake
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umm last night we were trashed and talking and apparently ALL 3 of the guys i was with would suck a cops dick to get out of getting caught with possession of alcohol as a minor. im like "fuck no. you are all gay." and they tried convincing me that it isnt gay.
Aug 21 2007 5:25PM
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yelsel
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thats just really disturbing
Aug 21 2007 5:27PM
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