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How the fuck is this possible...
Do you suffer from uncontrollable urges to spin, jib and jump off random objects??? if so... we can help. join the "uncontrolable urges to spin off things... while wearing shoes cult" today!!
~~ Phunkin Phatt Phreerider ~~
"a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories" - Anathema
"I'm gonna get drunk and delete random shit tonight, it's gonna be awesome..." - PhattTim
"Bangor, you seriously need to move intoa new town. That is seriously the only thing I can think of too help your continuing situation with alchohol, and women." - caleb.
i wish mary jane was viewing that with me
"atraction is more than just crusty buttholes"- estcst101
its clearly les stroud, seeing as how hes the only one that could possibly do it
confused dont realy know how that works
Freeskier1292-"I've never been to a strip club but I'm only 15. If a girl gave me a lap dance, I wouldn't be able to hold it in, I'd jsut pull it out and start fucking her or whacking off"
Using no poles is like getting a blowjob from a guy, it feels good until you look down and relize your a homo.
watch that while listenin to "tipsy" by jaekwon. omg
that was wierd. no way thats possible
Next time any of you haters slay an entire sport from the time you're 17 until you're 22, and set the standard for style, skill, and radness in said sport please let me know. - RichFahey
You can take a man's money. You can take a man's land. But you do NOT take his skis. - Tanakaskier
----------------------------------------- O Rly?
"i just say tots instead of gay so i say ,"thats so tots"- cwillman
"How much more butter can he put on that thing?"-after doing the unthinkable DINNER ROLL 900! - dr_jibb
"We have all the worlds famous dictators as Mi's on our Wii. Hitler has a great batting average, and Kim Jong has a pro status for bowling." - Rowen
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thats not a human, thats fuckin et shit goin on rite there
just sayin it how it is
that was pretty trippy
Stephen Colbert '08
that was sick i saw some thing like that one time in portland
D.S.U. (Death. Skull Unit.)
there are springs or something in the costume to control all the arms and legs and when he lifts like wat seems like his leg in the air at the end and spins it hes standing in the other leg completly, weird set up inside, be cool to see wat its like
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