kid's fucking retarded. it's just a pepper, didn't look like a habanero or even a jalapeno so the kid's either faking or is a total puss. weird looking kid too.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
"By and large, jazz has always been like the kind of a man you wouldn't want your daughter to associate with."