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Who wants to name my dog?

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Myfirstname.
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I just got a female shitzue puppy about 9 weeks old.  The previous owner had her named "Jazzy Girl" and that name makes me gag.  I want to name her pooter, but that sounds to masculent. I want to name her something creative/funny...ish. For example, i would not use names like Angel or isabelle. something along the lines of pooter, booger, droopy etc. except more fit for a female. Thanks to anyone who gives it a shot. I would post a pic but I'm too lazy. If i choose your name i will award you with a thanks.

Aug 17 2007 12:42AM
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comeatmebro
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ni****fa****???
Aug 17 2007 12:45AM
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Sufferboy
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Shitz
Aug 17 2007 12:46AM
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Galli
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FIDO!
Aug 17 2007 12:47AM
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PagesHouse
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D-O-G.... when you say the letters it sounds like a legit name Diogi or something
Aug 17 2007 12:47AM
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Myfirstname.
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I thought about that but that would still be to masculent. Plus, she is mostly white so i'd have to be crackerles***n. not sure if i would get banned for throwing out the "L word" but it's better to be safe i guess
Aug 17 2007 12:48AM
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Myfirstname.
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*that was in response to the first post

Aug 17 2007 12:50AM
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Sufferboy
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lesbiean
Aug 17 2007 12:51AM
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PagesHouse
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name her kitty then!
Aug 17 2007 12:51AM
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Piste.Off
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hansel, casey, trogdor, milton
Aug 17 2007 12:51AM
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Sufferboy
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fuckass
Aug 17 2007 12:52AM
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R.Z.A.
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beat me to it lol i was just about to say hansel
Aug 17 2007 12:52AM
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BigJew
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Call her Bitch. Or if you want something more family friendly... Squidgy.
Aug 17 2007 12:53AM
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Mezmerize19
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Name her bitch

or Crystal- like the champagne
Aug 17 2007 12:54AM
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-NY-STeeZE-
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ni****FA***T

NIG,,,,o kno i cant do it i cant o it can i get a synynom>

pineapple

really?

not not really
Aug 17 2007 12:59AM
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Sufferboy
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n word faggot. thats from derrickcomedy.com
Aug 17 2007 1:01AM
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garrett.
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shit soup
Aug 17 2007 1:03AM
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45.
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i say broom, those things hair sweeps up all kinds of shit
Aug 17 2007 1:12AM
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Gnarshred
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i think nollie is a sweet name for a dog
Aug 17 2007 1:13AM
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Sufferboy
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wat bout fakie
Aug 17 2007 1:14AM
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CZA
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wow actually do that its amazing
Aug 17 2007 1:15AM
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Gnarshred
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or jib
Aug 17 2007 1:15AM
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bitchassphatz
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took me so long to name my dog....we said everything. i liked sadie a lot (female golden retriver).....then a mercedes commercial came on and i was sold. mercedes....call her sadie for short. word.


but yeah man, fuck having a thread after it. its your dog....google dog names and go through them, you're gonna call the pup it for 10-15 years....


my dogs names so far:

Lacey (dead)...named b my sister
Jack (old man)...named after ol' # 7
Zoey (6-7ish)....mom named her
Mercedes (Sadie) (2).....my pooch.





make sure you teach your dog triks man....i taught mine play dead and it's still fun to do....2 years later.
Aug 17 2007 4:56AM
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steezyjibber
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armada
Aug 17 2007 8:19AM
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unchyll
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Orpheus, i mean come on. How bad ass would it be to have a dog named Orpheus....
Aug 17 2007 8:32AM
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reggyboy
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sambuka!
Aug 17 2007 8:45AM
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yelsel
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Dude you got a shitzu....no cool names for a drop kick dog
Aug 17 2007 9:31AM
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snowmuncher
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ahaha i get it
i have the hoodie
Aug 17 2007 11:00AM
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sampsihoyos
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cracka
Aug 17 2007 11:02AM
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chickenwang
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fuckass
Aug 17 2007 11:04AM
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Geoff.
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one of my friends had a dog with that name
Aug 17 2007 11:08AM
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mocksteeze
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how bout name it spot and it could be an annoying piece of shit just like your last spot.
Aug 17 2007 11:19AM
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t-roy
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i'd go with Powder, or Switch
Aug 17 2007 11:28AM
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617freeskier
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name its pants
Aug 17 2007 11:52AM
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pompe
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bitch tits
Aug 17 2007 12:41PM
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artfullydodged
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mini horse
Aug 17 2007 12:45PM
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TannerCoulter.
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steezburger
Aug 17 2007 1:17PM
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oiECSoi
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shitbreak
Aug 17 2007 1:37PM
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philipc
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snoop
Aug 17 2007 1:49PM
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t-roy
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name him Roar, then when you are outside calling his name, it will sound like you are just outside roaring at things and other people will think you are crazy.
Aug 17 2007 1:56PM
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hael
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YES!!! That's so great!



It took me seriously 2 months to name my cat. I wanted to name it Fyedka because that is an AWESOME name, but all my friends and family were completely against it. I finally named him Fredo, but that's beside the point. Just come up with a name quickly, so you don't get stuck calling it "Puppy" for the rest of its life.
Aug 17 2007 2:26PM
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laxstar
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Addison "its one of the streets wrigley field is on, addison and clark" but asddison is a tight name
Aug 17 2007 2:32PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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If i ever get a dog im naming it Moon Unit or Tron for sure
Aug 17 2007 2:37PM
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Myfirstname.
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Thanks guys, but i don't think Ill use any of those.  Kitty and Roar were the best for sure.
Aug 17 2007 4:20PM
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Edward.
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name your dog nosebutter 540 with relaxed steeze
Aug 17 2007 4:25PM
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ski_DC
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Optimus Prime. and im going to name my first child ScanTron, like the test answer sheets.
Aug 17 2007 4:25PM
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Kevski
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Call her fang, or princess, or puffy
I don't think a decent, not joke name will come from here.
Aug 17 2007 4:27PM
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Thomson.
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I think the coolest dog name is Oakley.
Aug 17 2007 4:30PM
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t-roy
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oakley is a good one, a friend of mine named her dog that. I had a dog named Echo. i think that's a good name too.
Aug 17 2007 4:35PM
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Shadows
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obviously, name it PAIGE
Aug 17 2007 4:40PM
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617freeskier
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name it crack so you can sounds like a crack head when ur looking for your dog.. ay CRack, wehres my crack ay any onne know where i can find Crack!?!?
Aug 23 2007 11:17AM
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