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THE OFFICIAL Hangover Cure Thread

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Genome
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Besides blowing firemen to get saline injections after a night of drinking,(just kidding). Here are the two hangover cures I live by to start it off:


1) Vitiman Water Revive & a Bananna- One of each before you go to bed and when you wake up

2) Blend: Ice, OJ, Oatmeal, and Pancake Mix. Drink down with two advil and then a glass of water.

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Aug 16 2007 4:47PM
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kozy
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poweraid
Aug 18 2007 11:32AM
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Casey
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some ganj and a huge breakfast at like denny or something and im walking on sunshine again.
Aug 18 2007 12:18PM
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Black-Bandanna
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A loaf of bread, a few glasses of gatorade and water mixed together, and maybe an Advil and I'm good to go.
Aug 18 2007 1:14PM
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freeski1620
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thats the best one.
grav it up nigga.
Aug 18 2007 1:21PM
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Steezysmurf
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I always wake up early and refreshed after drinking.. once I was up for 26 hours straight and drinking for the last 5 of those, slept for 3 hours and woke up early
Aug 18 2007 1:33PM
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SigneChristine
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Just go outside and get some fresh air! Go for a walk, go skiing, whatever exercise and fresh air is the key! Or if you plan on drinking again very soon after you wake up have a recovery beer as we call it in danish, it seems like a bad idea but it is seriously good!

Aug 18 2007 1:40PM
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Genome
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Tongiht we were brainstorming hangovers cures in fear of the morning and I hear tabasco, a raw egg, sea salt, and barbacue sauce, try that on film ill send oyu some stickers
Aug 19 2007 12:48AM
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t-roy
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okay right now i am predictng a hangover in the morning, so i am simply chugging a couple liters of water, eating a bananan, amd taking a couple vitamin pills. i;ll report back in abnout 6 or 7 hours when i have to get up. peace.
Aug 26 2007 3:44AM
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EC-Tom
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Sugary fruits are the best way to cure a hangover
Aug 26 2007 11:27AM
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Gnarshred
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Def. Skiing... The first hour or two suck, but after that you are golden.

Gotta make sure you drink water still, because you get even more dehydrated from the exercising.
Aug 26 2007 2:28PM
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unchyll
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ive got a wicked one right now, i found a bunch of scars and shit all over my body too which is wack, plus my front screen of my phone is broken....
fuckk. So far all ive had is green tea, Might have to borrow a bowl from my father when he goes to lowes. I cant even imagine eating anything right now.
Aug 26 2007 2:40PM
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Jake...
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every night i come home i pop 1 advil, a glass or 2 of water, go to bed, wake up fine
Aug 26 2007 2:48PM
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skifree919
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i had the worst hangover at work on saturday. I think i drove buzzed at 830 to my job and then i almost fell asleep when i got there. But, as the day went on i started to feel a hundred times better. If possible, i like to do something that really makes me sweeat. I feel 100x better afterwards. Like a jog on a humid day or something, or just playing soccer or bball
Aug 26 2007 2:51PM
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doritos
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It's all about Egg, ham, and cheese sandwiches and Vitamin water.

1. Find pan. Spray PAM on it. Put it on oven to start heating it up.
2. Break open two eggs per person and mix them up real well in a bowl.
3. Dump eggs into pan and push them around with a spatula until you have scrambled eggs.
4. Toast bread.
5. Place scrambled eggs, two slices of American cheese, and a liberal amount of ham on to your toast.
6. Prepare to cum.

This will also work if you're hamless, just egg and cheese still tastes dank and still cures hangovers. I forget why exactly, something to do with the protein in eggs, but I always feel fresh and ready to go after one no matter how much I drank, especially if I get a vitamin water in there too.


Aug 26 2007 2:54PM
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pompe
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yeah it seems like everyones got something different, for some reason i feel sooo much better after i take a shit, it also helps if i just drink some water and eat some solid food before i go to bed for the night, waking up hung over and on an empty stomach is a recipe for disaster
Aug 26 2007 3:05PM
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Steezysmurf
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didnt work
Sep 4 2007 10:03PM
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AKFREERIDE
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bananas
subway
lots of liquids
Sep 5 2007 1:20AM
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beer.
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for some reason I never tried smoking after a hangover, which is weird considering how much of a pothead I used to be. but I can personally attest, weed has AMAZING anti-nausea properties. last new years eve I got stuck at home with the stomach virus from the depths of hell. I was throwing up for 6 hours, each time completely draining my stomach, and then a 5 minute break in between. i was close to tears at one point, because I couldnt breath and thought I was gonna die. well, I mustered the energy to smoke a gb bowl, and I felt perfectly fine for about an hour and a half. then the misery resumed.

my freshman year hangover cure involved mucha agua and a special college recipe of mine...macaroni and bacon. you can make both in a microwave, and its fucking amazing. its an orgasm for your mouth and if you drink plenty of water with it, you will wake up feeling fine in the morning after that first cup of coffee.
Sep 5 2007 1:35AM
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-justice-
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I know this sounds wrong but trust me it works. After you get hydrated a bit go find a greasy burger to munch on. Make it a bacon cheeseburger for better effect. The grease coats your stomach and eliminates the feeling of nausea. I swear this works as I've used it several times in the past.
Sep 5 2007 11:09AM
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Onlyexstasy
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gatorade...and waffle house....

Nov 4 2007 12:37PM
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crazyfuck
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1) joints
2) bong rips
3) fat bowls
4) blunts
5) knifies
6) onies
7) spliffs
8) vape hits

eight ways to get rid of a hangover.  i've found some techniques to be more effective than others, but at the end of the day, getting the THC into your system is the key part.

no offense, but you can keep both your crazy concoctions and claims that there's no way to make a hangover go away- weed solves all your hangover issues, end of story.
Nov 4 2007 1:49PM
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the_moderaper
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this tops everything and i can prove it with science!

a hangover is caused because at the norm, your brain is surrounded by a shock absorbent liquid. water pretty much. when you wake ur with a hangover this water isnt surrounding the brain and not the littlest motion hurts your brain. the true cure for this is prickly pear and water. water helps to rehydrate your body ,mostly your brain(since it will receive the water first as it is the most important organ), and the prickly pear quickens up the process because of the chemical content. /thread
Oct 2 2009 11:06PM
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FrenchToastMafia
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weed, and water and such
Oct 2 2009 11:13PM
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afrocentric
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not sure if its true, because i rarely ever get hangovers anymore so i haven't tried it...

but I read somewhere that bacon has been proven to kill hangover effects the morning after a hard nights work.

Oct 2 2009 11:18PM
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IRockLizzys
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That's why I mix my shit with Diet pop
Oct 2 2009 11:31PM
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the_moderaper
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and your hangovers are worse the darker the liquor is. like clear vodka will give the lightest of hangovers since it doesn't have impurities in it and makes your body do the least work while rum or anything darker needs alot more filtering by your body
Oct 2 2009 11:38PM
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