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"Cute" Ways to ask her?

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Calvin.
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Hey so I need some creative ways to ask this girl to be my girlfriend...
Any ideas?
Aug 16 2007 1:54AM
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anxju
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? bahaha
Aug 16 2007 1:55AM
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PeteyG
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Hi I am nice wanna go out
Aug 16 2007 1:55AM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
dude just be straight up and ask her. i guess you could maybe write a poem expressing your love if your one of those types.



GIVE THIS MAN A LADIES MEN INVITE NOW!!!!!!!!!
Aug 16 2007 1:56AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
"Bitch, what's yo name, and how big is yo cunt?"
Aug 16 2007 1:56AM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
i thought this would have to do with anal sex for some reason
Aug 16 2007 1:56AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
uh, try to hook up with her first. cuz the whole "will you be my girl friend" doesn't seem cool when you have to ask. if she just puts out you know its worth your time. if she gets scared, you molest her.
Aug 16 2007 1:57AM
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anxju
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do you have a map? cause i keep getting lost in your eyes.
Aug 16 2007 1:58AM
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PeteyG
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hahaha noooo
Aug 16 2007 1:59AM
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Sufferboy
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hi i ski, lets bang
Aug 16 2007 1:59AM
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babujib
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that was one of your better posts, i applaud your wit and humor
Aug 16 2007 2:00AM
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Sufferboy
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is she hot
Aug 16 2007 2:01AM
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*rkp*
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here's what i did with my current girlfriend (of a year and a half)...    sitting in the snow at night at the resort at a hill. fireworks in the sky appear.  we watch them.  i lean in and say "i know how we can make some fireworks of our own."   makeout sesh      after that i ask "hey ____, do you want to be my g.f.?"        worked like a charm.    just follow those easy steps and you'll be right on your way to a successful and happy relationship.    haha   but seriously, they like the "cute" and corny stuff.  
Aug 16 2007 2:03AM
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Tinga
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send her on a scavenger where every time she finds something theres like a memory of you and her and then a letter to the words will you go out with me and then when she gets all the letters she'll have to unscramble it or something. eh eh pretty cute?
Aug 16 2007 2:06AM
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tjski
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hahah
Aug 16 2007 2:13AM
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Calvin.
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dude, she skis...
that answer your question?
Aug 16 2007 2:15AM
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Sufferboy
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ummmm no, i kno sum pretty ugly chicks that ski, and a few hot ones
Aug 16 2007 2:15AM
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Calvin.
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Well she's gorgeous.

Aug 16 2007 2:16AM
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Sufferboy
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sweet. weel go get her tiger
Aug 16 2007 2:18AM
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freeski_Shaggy
Posts: 617 - Karma: 279
thats a pretty good one
Aug 16 2007 2:22AM
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TheButterHashira
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chicks that actually ski and arent just gapers are generally pretty hot.
Aug 16 2007 2:22AM
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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
ask her out as a hyperthetical, "if i were to ask you out what would you say?"

n then base ur next sentence on her answer
thats an easy way of doing it, cause you can bail out at any time
Aug 16 2007 2:24AM
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EnemySki
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that might be a little to much work
Aug 16 2007 2:24AM
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pbandj
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pics or it's not true
Aug 16 2007 2:34AM
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Sufferboy
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u made me laugh
Aug 16 2007 2:35AM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
yeah seriously.



the worst thing that can happen is she says no
Aug 16 2007 2:40AM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
how true that is
Aug 16 2007 2:44AM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
do the wholesquirrel story

okay, i no were old and stuff, but this is a story my mommy told me wen i was little..


1 time there was this squirrel. his name was percy. now he was a very shy squirrel. he wouldnt talk to his own friends very much. now 1 day, when percy was picking nuts from the trees, he saw another squireel. now this was a female squirrel, and she was the most beautiful squirrel he had ever seen. now percy really liked this squirrel, but he couldnt get up the nerve to tell her....................


now U put in wat happens next
Aug 16 2007 2:45AM
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bemmis
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haha, my friend asked this one girl jenni, who has a really hot body and a 8/10 face out on valentines day, and wrote this hilariously long love poem about her hair and eyes and stuff. it was hilarious.
Aug 16 2007 2:51AM
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TheButterHashira
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yeah i mean its not like shes gonna sick a wrotwiler on you for asking
Aug 16 2007 2:52AM
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potato_man
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yeah, me too
Aug 16 2007 3:01AM
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Reptar.
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Serenade her with a love song.....
Aug 16 2007 3:01AM
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coop-son
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fuck yes i love those unforgivable vids
Aug 16 2007 3:04AM
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TheButterHashira
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give me a dr pepper bithc
Aug 16 2007 3:08AM
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bemmis
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dr shavago, a breeze on the counter, and the bridge on the river quai. a LEAN night!! anyway, i went upstairs, that bitch was BUTT naked, just like i told he she sould be.

tried to make up for it, suckin my dick a little bit. i said, bitch that feel good... but it aint enough. she was like, but, but i just sucked your dick... i said bitch... i dont care!! so she took it to the next level... started jackin me off while she was suckin my thang.
Aug 16 2007 3:17AM
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liquidsword
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haha are you 14... you probably don't even know what a vagina and a penus are unless you just got done with sex ed
Aug 16 2007 3:41AM
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bemmis
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what a well thought-out, mature contribution to this thread.
Aug 16 2007 3:50AM
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[~_~]
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I asked a girl to be my girlfriend once. And now I'm sitting alone in my room on NS.
Aug 16 2007 3:53AM
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liquidsword
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yeah it was pretty inmature sorry dude... hey its 2 in the morn give me a break wanamod
Aug 16 2007 3:53AM
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Elijah.
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Is she tied up in the closet?
Aug 16 2007 4:51AM
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doritos
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Given that he was clearly being sarcastic and you clearly weren't, you made yourself out to be the immature preteen here. But whatever floats your boat.

You could uhm, ask her out on a date. Generally a pretty solid way to start a relationship. If things go well you (surprise!) ask her out again. Boom bop ba choom. I am in a musical mood today.
Aug 16 2007 5:07AM
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Free.Ski.Love
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this is genius. a little weird, but genius nonetheless. do it.
Aug 16 2007 7:46AM
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Shorton
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if she skis, take her to the top of your mountain and just ask her, then go ski some powder

Aug 16 2007 8:37AM
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*V-Love*
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^ this is cute!

I liked the pretend argument idea, the squirrel ones a little wierd but reminds me of big daddy.

you could just start joking around with her and then be like seriously though I like you a lot.
Aug 16 2007 8:42AM
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sniper_6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,573
roll up windows down all like "git in da car, dont touch nuttin, sit in da car, lets discuss sumtin, either we lovin, or ill see ya tomorra"
Aug 16 2007 8:49AM
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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
doesnt matter which words are being spoken... any words can be used in a confident manner... clearly its not something to randomly throw out there, you do it mid conversation

and yes it has worked before
Aug 16 2007 8:57AM
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SkierX
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I never ever asked my girlfriend of 5 years to be my girlfriend. We just went out, and that was it.

I hate the whole "will you be my girlfriend" thing, and think it's absolutely retarded and corny.
Aug 16 2007 9:15AM
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pdubs113
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Take her out for a nice dinner and then get one desert and share it and then ask.....and hopefully it will result in some tail for ya.

Aug 16 2007 9:33AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Exactly.
Aug 16 2007 9:42AM
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