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Favourite condoms?

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617freeskier
Posts: 544 - Karma: 71
i perefer ultra ribbed. what do you like? haha random.... a bit personal, but w.e.
Aug 13 2007 2:09PM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
do you need those ultra ribs to make up for something?
Aug 13 2007 2:10PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
Saran Wrap
Aug 13 2007 2:11PM
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[_KyLe_]
Posts: 263 - Karma: 15
tin foil

or sandpaper if its available
Aug 13 2007 2:12PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
i like my magnums. my last pack came with a vibrating cock ring, my girl loved that. haha. its like being a kid again and getting a sick toy in your cracker jacks.
Aug 13 2007 2:13PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
Ultra ribbed rough riders....ribbed shit is dope
Aug 13 2007 2:16PM
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-NY-STeeZE-
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 23
hefty bag and some duct tape
Aug 13 2007 2:18PM
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doritos
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Sig material haha... that being said, it's all about the light blue Trojans. Classic. Classy. Efficient. Actually I have no idea what efficiency has to do with it... or class for that matter.
Aug 13 2007 2:20PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
a 40 gallon hefty bag gets the job done for me
Aug 13 2007 2:26PM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
condoms are for sailors
Aug 13 2007 2:27PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
whatever has the least amount of material. ultra sensation or some shit. i forget what they're called, but durex is my brand. however, not using condoms is the best. i love having a steady girl and being able to bust inside her snatch while i scream like mystic.

why do you guys liked ribbed? that shits for the women!....unless you guys are catchers.
Aug 13 2007 2:34PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
naww ribs work great when you turn them inside out
Aug 13 2007 2:40PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
For YOUR pleasure.
Aug 13 2007 2:42PM
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Inbred_Redneck
Posts: 2776 - Karma: 28
exactly my friend, exactly
Aug 13 2007 2:43PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
elmers glue and paper mache
Aug 13 2007 2:44PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
which seems plausible if you've never wrapped a condom around your cock. what do you do: unroll, then reroll inside out, then apply it to said cock. all the while you have a moist girlie part in front of you begging to get slammed?....come on.
Aug 13 2007 2:45PM
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doritos
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That's why you have to hook up with a fattie dude, that way you can resist long enough to get that ribbed son of a bitch inside out and ready to please.
Aug 13 2007 2:48PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
you sir, are a perfect example of this thread https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/313308/
Aug 13 2007 2:52PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
sniggers bar wrapper.
Aug 13 2007 2:58PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
fuck yea mercer. the only problem is im on probation from nutting inside my girl. we almost had a little sam running around earlier this year, and we cant have that just yet. oh well, fuck the condoms anyways, i'll just start nutting on her ass til im off probation.


Aug 13 2007 3:01PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
sand paper
Aug 13 2007 3:03PM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
i used a trojan on your mom last night
Aug 13 2007 3:06PM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
you wouldnt know what to do if she said yes
Aug 13 2007 3:08PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
my mom is dead.
Aug 13 2007 3:11PM
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Nicholas.
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Thats the spirit!

Condoms sorta suck so if im in a situation where i should be using one (girl not on BC) then i get spermicide...might as well be safe if a condom is all you're gonna use.
Aug 13 2007 3:13PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
so that's why she just laid there.
Aug 13 2007 3:13PM
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Free.Ski.Love
Posts: 98 - Karma: 20
...."not these days Austin"
Austin Powers: "I should hope so, they go port to port"

hahaha seen that movie too many times
Aug 13 2007 3:14PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
hahaha GG
Aug 13 2007 3:14PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
doritos bag

tell the bitch to get on the pill
Aug 13 2007 3:15PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
HAHAHHAHAHA
Aug 13 2007 3:22PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Oh shit
Aug 13 2007 3:46PM
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honeydip
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hahahha
Aug 13 2007 3:49PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
birth control
Aug 13 2007 3:52PM
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Free.Ski.Love
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ghonohrea
Aug 13 2007 4:00PM
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PagesHouse
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AIDS
Aug 13 2007 4:04PM
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2+2=5
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pig intestine. its prelubricated too!
Aug 13 2007 4:07PM
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SlickRick.
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fuckin wierdo
Aug 13 2007 4:08PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
didn't they use pig's bladders back in the midevil times? that's be fuckin weird, you might as well just fuck the pig.
Aug 13 2007 5:10PM
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josh.
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do you use ribbed condomes for traction in the mud
Aug 13 2007 5:12PM
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KramerC
Posts: 619 - Karma: 21
Best are the free shit you can get from family planning. There better than shit you can buy and there free.
Aug 13 2007 5:12PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
Hahahahahahaha

the idea of probation is hilarious

a little sam is not
Aug 13 2007 5:14PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
word an you can ask for a shitload of them. i told them i lived in a dorm and none of us use condoms. they have cool brands too.
Aug 13 2007 5:17PM
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anna*
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for my friends birthday on the weekend myself and two other girls went and spent about...$150 at condom kingdom. pick and mix condoms. hahahahaha. its like...25 for 10 bucks. pretty novelty. they then got mixed into a heap of lollies and given to her along with other things...
Aug 13 2007 7:09PM
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Sno.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!~!!!

yesssss
Aug 13 2007 7:21PM
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TannerCoulter.
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 111
Chain mail
Aug 13 2007 7:27PM
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davyjones
Posts: 617 - Karma: 12
i use bubble gum.
Aug 13 2007 10:20PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
haha one time me and my friend bought a bunch of condoms and filled them with lotion and water ( make shift jizz) and we threw them at this kids house who got my other friend pregnant. it was so nasty lookin, all over his driveway and front door and shit....ha yum yum
Aug 14 2007 12:14AM
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Ceru
Posts: 1879 - Karma: 101
thats so nasty

if you want to have fun and fuck with store clerks minds go into any store you buy condems at with like 5 of your dude friends and 1 chick friend, and just go in a buy one box of magnums and all 6 of you walk up to the cashier and pay for them, looking him/her straight in the eye. the looks they give you are priceless yet satisfying
Aug 14 2007 12:21AM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
hefty hefty hefty. wimpy wimpy wimpy
Aug 14 2007 12:23AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
fire in the hole!
Aug 14 2007 12:25AM
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617freeskier
Posts: 544 - Karma: 71
na the ladieslove em
Aug 14 2007 1:32PM
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