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Haha I love my great talking/lying skills.

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NSISGAAYYY
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
So last night me and some friends take some paintballs, and just shoot the shit out of people we hate. I mean we massacred these places.

So this girl who we got thought it was me, so this morning I had to talk to her dad, and the girl even saw me through the window, but I easily convinced the guy it wasn't me.

Then later me and my friends were checking out the damage to the other house, and they heard us saw something about washing it off. So the guy comes outside, and I end up having a 30 minute conversation about it. In the end I convinced him I had no clue about it, and that we were talking about washing my friends car.

Anyone else have any sweet, vandalization/ covering for your ass stories?
Aug 11 2007 2:52AM
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pbandj
Posts: 5610 - Karma: 28
agreed, but the little fucker deserved it, i mean you don't see me coming on here braggin about all the dead babies in my garage
Aug 12 2007 1:43AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
no shit hate thread 2007. i feel bad for the kid, he's a noob and he's probably going to join skicolonies now. i didn't mean to start it off in this direction. i just thought he was being an assclown.
Aug 12 2007 1:43AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
and that was fucking great.
Aug 12 2007 1:44AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
ahahahhaha
Aug 12 2007 2:01AM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2772 - Karma: 1
i bet you're very proud of fucking someone over. but i hope you wake up tomorrow morning and find out that same guy burnt down your garage, poured paint all over your cars, killed your cat, and stole your skis.
Aug 12 2007 3:14PM
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NSISGAAYYY
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
I created the most hated thread on NS.
Alrighty then
Aug 12 2007 3:25PM
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Galli
Posts: 1076 - Karma: 378
not really. your just a moron.. or so it seems
Aug 12 2007 6:41PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460

wow your so badass! you had fun at some one elses expense! dickweed.
seriously, why cant people just have some form of respect for other peoples property that they paid money for? for that matter why cant people just not fuck around in general? its petty and dumb.
i hope you are a 40 year old man who is stressed out over bills and whatnot. some young kid comes and paintballs and tp's your house. then you have to clean it up. it will come. its called karma, my freind.

Aug 12 2007 7:01PM
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ktollefson_1080
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 183
you guys are taking this wayyyy to far.
Aug 12 2007 7:21PM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
since you certainly don't sound like an adult, i assume the people you hated didn't actually OWN the house
meh, but some shit's funny
paintballing peeps is dangerous, yolu could really hurt someone and get fucked law-wise
plus, some people will get pissed and kick your ass
Aug 12 2007 7:21PM
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East.
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 128
I hate you so much.
Aug 12 2007 8:10PM
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NSISGAAYYY
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Oh and also for the people that think I destroyed the property. The paintballs were shot from airsoft guns, and the paint they had inside washes off easily.
Aug 12 2007 8:22PM
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NSISGAAYYY
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Someone with a little sense
Aug 12 2007 8:23PM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
YOU SHOT MY HOUSE!
Aug 12 2007 8:27PM
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NSISGAAYYY
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
That's because I hate you. So I shot the girl inside your house too.
Aug 12 2007 8:28PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
at least he can get a girl inside his house.
Aug 12 2007 8:29PM
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NSISGAAYYY
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
His sister? Nice. Incest.
Aug 12 2007 8:42PM
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Sno.
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oh man. not even close, ive seen people get new new assholes in NSG
Aug 12 2007 8:48PM
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EastSteez.
Posts: 1037 - Karma: 59
that would be my grandma
Aug 12 2007 8:50PM
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skijunkiedtm
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some one in my town a few years back was shootin up random people with paint ball and shot a infant in the head and killed it
Aug 12 2007 8:56PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
You are a fucking idiot, there's a chance that someone could have came outside and took a paintball to the face or event their eye. A couple years ago some kids pulled shit like that but in the end SWAT was called and their asses were more than grounded after that.

You give us paintballers a bad name, and you're the reason why it's getting banned in certain states. Go fucking die, i'm posting this story in 2 other paintball sites in the hope that someone finds you and curb stomps your stupid ass.


Good luck!
Aug 12 2007 8:58PM
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Sno.
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how did you manage to get paintballs in airsoft pistols?

Aug 12 2007 8:59PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
i was gonna hate on him too, but it looks like you guys already covered that pretty thoroughly.
Aug 12 2007 9:01PM
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KRASHED
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That's what im thinking also, i've pretty much seen every paintball gun on the market and non were airsoft guns, so you're lying skills need some work there.

Secondly im assuming that you shot from the road and that would require at least 200-300 fps, since im sure your gun wasnt crono'ed (FPS check) you could have been shooting in excess of 300 feet per second, thats enough to break a double layer of plastic lenses in paintball masks, so don't tell me you didnt damage anything because there's a very real possibility that you did.
Aug 12 2007 9:03PM
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NSISGAAYYY
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
They're airsoft paintballs. Small airsoft bb's that break easily with paint in them. Yet, this paint comes off EASILY.
Aug 12 2007 10:53PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
oh ok.

you changed your name to slander NS because we reemed you on your thread?
Aug 12 2007 11:01PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
bitch please!
Aug 12 2007 11:02PM
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Holdosteeze
Posts: 39 - Karma: 13
i hate u because u have picture of some guy with balls near his mouth as ur icon u gotta be gay
Aug 12 2007 11:04PM
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Sno.
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he doesnt even have an icon.
Aug 12 2007 11:05PM
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Sno.
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oh, you're talking about bitchassphatz.
Aug 12 2007 11:06PM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
yeah, it was dumb to do that and come on NS to brag, but it is getting taken a little too far-- airsoft paintballs are TINY like the size of beebes. 
Aug 12 2007 11:10PM
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NSISGAAYYY
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
Maybe....
Aug 12 2007 11:12PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
you're taking it too personal.

basically you pranked someone you didnt like, with tiny bee-bee sized paint balls that can be easily hosed off.

not a big deal. should have clarified that, because using actual paint ball guns would have been way worse. Change your signature and your name though, cause that's just stupid. everyone knows NS is the shit.
Aug 12 2007 11:16PM
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NSISGAAYYY
Posts: 66 - Karma: 10
I have to wait 30 days haha
Aug 12 2007 11:17PM
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Swan_Solo
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someone already has your icon
Aug 13 2007 10:14AM
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Mezmerize19
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I have had gotten out of some shit that at the end of the day makes me look in the mirror and go. Holy shit how did I get out of that? Heres a small example:

I was at my girlfriends house which is like....hour and a half away from mine but I went over after school. I forget my dad is picking me up at school and he doesnt know im here so I convince him to let me go out with some friends to the movies. I mean this took some real talking. Anyways im like okay im out of that. So all I have to do is catch the train home that I told my dad earlier. Well we get there and we missed it. Im like fuck. So I end up getting driven home and im like holy crap im fucked. We pull into the train station  that im supposed to get off at. right then the train pulls in and im like HOLY SHIT! I get out of the car and walk right to my dads car like I got off the train. He's like im proud of you. You got the right train and didnt miss it like ussual. Good job James. Im like yeah I know im good right dad? And you thought I would miss it....
Aug 13 2007 10:23AM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
How is that a demonstration of great talking/lying skills? you basically kept your mouth shut.
Aug 13 2007 11:00AM
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StanMcStanson
Posts: 2772 - Karma: 1
yep.....thats how he deals with his problems
Aug 13 2007 12:26PM
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artfullydodged
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Aug 13 2007 12:53PM
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Mezmerize19
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Oh yeah I forgot to type the whole part about how I had to sit there and convince my mother that I was actually at the movies by calling up three others to go along with the plan and making up a story about how we went to caramel and had to get picked up but the dudes car broke so I had to hitch a ride with another friend
Aug 13 2007 12:55PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
wow you sound like the coolest kid i know. be my friend!

fucking douchebag
Aug 13 2007 3:04PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Hah, nice name change.

All pissed off because you suck at life?

Do us all a favor, fill up the bathtub. Plug in a toaster to the nearest outlet. Get in the bathtub. Push down the lever on the toaster to turn it on, and then proceed to drop it.
Aug 13 2007 4:14PM
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honeydip
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nice username douchebag
Aug 13 2007 4:14PM
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josh.
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Aug 13 2007 5:09PM
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josh.
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Aug 13 2007 5:09PM
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Swan_Solo
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no no no no
you gotta play White Rabbit
then throw the radio in the tub...
Aug 14 2007 7:26AM
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canterbury
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lol
Aug 14 2007 1:09PM
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Myfirstname.
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HAHA! I saw this memeber name and was like WTF. Then i saw how much he got pwned in this thread and it became perfectly clear. He used to be silencer14 i think. What a douche. This is also a bump for that reason^^^
Aug 30 2007 8:44PM
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