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My game of golf today...

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Mezmerize19
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Went something kinda like this:

*hit ball*

FUCK DAMMIT! CAN I THROW THE CLUB!?

No you cant throw the club James

FUCK DAMMIT!

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Whats this for?

To wash the golf balls.

Why in the world would you want to wash your balls?

What you dont wash your balls?

had a laugh after that

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FUCK DAMMIT!

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I LOST THE TEE!..............Oh wait never mind, It was down my shirt.

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*hits ball*

Ah crap that was shitty

Here do it again, its a long fairway

Okay *hits again*

Its still crappy

Do it again

*hits again*

That was the worst yet

You know you should really use this 3. Itll go a lot further.

*blank stare* You couldnt have told me this 3 swings ago Matt?

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FUCK DAMMIT*

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Overall I sucked giant balls compared to last time. But hey, we all have our off games right?
Aug 7 2007 9:47PM
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BLKOUT
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I only like to hit the hitting range, I fucking can't stand putting. such a frustrating game.
Aug 7 2007 9:50PM
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EastSteez.
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sounds like you had fun
Aug 7 2007 9:52PM
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davyjones
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yeah fuck golf
Aug 7 2007 9:54PM
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Lineskiah11
Posts: 2029 - Karma: 21
ive had rounds like that before. seems like ive had alot of them recently. my game has just been going to shit latley
Aug 7 2007 9:56PM
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Pisces
Posts: 905 - Karma: 13
ive had rounds like that..ive also had rounds where i dont lose a single ball and use the same ball the whole round (trust me, thats unheard of for me) im not a very consistent golfer by any means but who the hell cares its so much fun
Aug 7 2007 10:00PM
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Bigwoods
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Happends to me sometimes, but i keep the swearing low when im with my dad.
Aug 7 2007 10:01PM
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Mezmerize19
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Yeah but it was fun. Didnt get a cart though....love those things. I was told for the first time today you arent supposed to walk over the green with the rolly bag things and im yell as loud as I can so everyone can hear "WELL IM WALKING ON IT!"
Aug 7 2007 10:07PM
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grams.
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ahh man, carts are soo fun
Aug 7 2007 10:09PM
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comeatmebro
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i fucking love golfing. im actually getting pretty good down to about an average of 45-47 and this is my first year. the carts are so much fun, my buddies and i go to a course that isnt as nice and we just drift around on the fairways and on the gravel roads, race and play bumper cars. if i could putt i would have like a 40 average dammit i need to practice that haha.
Aug 7 2007 10:22PM
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SkiMN
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I can sorta relate, I got to revisit the site of my worst round ever recorded. I think I burned the card, but it was something like 134, I think I burned the card. It was about a 40 mph wind and dry as a bone, if (big if) I'd have hit a good tee shot it woulda rolled over the green. Never played greens like that, it was an invitational for the golf team (match that doesnt count) so I couldnt go throwing clubs or my putter would have been bent in a loop around a tree and my sand wedge on the bottom of a pond. A 4 putt from 20 feet will do that to ya.

But you were out for a while weren't you, or was that somebody else?
Aug 7 2007 10:24PM
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Mezmerize19
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Yeah putting is like half the game. Most your swings come from it. If you can putt your set
Aug 7 2007 10:26PM
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grams.
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You drive for show and you putt for dough!
Aug 7 2007 10:38PM
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Jwenz
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wow that sounds uterly intersting
Aug 7 2007 11:02PM
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mistaskia
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no my game is going towards that. your not doing bad, cause i dont think a 90 for 18 is as bad as that description. im going to predict your still going to have to add strokes onto ur score to stay away from #1 this year.
Aug 7 2007 11:31PM
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Bumbleton
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 13
stick to mini golf, i love that shit
Aug 8 2007 12:10AM
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Alex_thedroog
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Golf is such a dope sport...I like to dress to impress.
Aug 8 2007 12:28AM
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010
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 13
you sound like a solid golfer. first thing to work on: solid ball striking. after that, then you can think about fixing your slice and your consistency.
Aug 8 2007 12:51AM
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Sean...M
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golf is fun if you dont take it too seriously. you gotta go doped out tho sometimes in the old school plaid triangle high socks and shit like that. and if your with your friends and dont play all serious n shit its fun
Aug 8 2007 12:57AM
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mattster
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lots of people tend to get smashed before a golf game, this is probially why
Aug 8 2007 1:02AM
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