So this bigass cranefly has been flying around in my house for two days, and this thing is fucking GINORMOUS. Like the size of my outstretched hand ginormous, and I don't exactly have small hands. So yesterday evening I tried to let this thing outside by herding it, because I know that craneflies are helpful, and eat mosquitos. I thought I got rid of it, cause I didnt see it the rest of the night, but just 10 minutes ago, the fucker crawled out from on top of my cupboards and started buzzing around again. After trying to herd it out again for a good 5 minutes, I run downstairs and dig out some axe and a lighter. I find the bastard and he lands in my sink... Baaad idea Mr. bug. So I light up the lighter, and fry the fucker in the sink, I only really damaged 1 wing, but the dude is dead.
So I come back to the computer to watch more skiing teasers, and I hear a buzz from the sink. God damn. So I go back over there, and fry him reealll good, and now my whole upstairs smells like burnt hair...
Sparknotes: Pointless story, bug annoys me, burnt him, house smells.