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skodeo7
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alright so today I was sitting home completely bored of my ass. I needed to poke some smot and I cant find a lighter anywhere in the house so I grab one of those big boxes of matches that have like 250 in them, strike anywhere ones (red + blue box). I take it outa the plastic wrapper and I try and light one. It lights and then once all the red stuff on the tip (sulfur) burns, the match went out. I repeated this process for 250 fucking matches. The would light for about 2 seconds and then go out. None of the motherfuckers would light. Keep in mind there was no wind and it was inside. Strange eh?
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hucksterjibber15
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u werent tryingto strike them on inside of an aquarium were u
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acc
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thats makes it a pain in the ass to smoke a simple bowl huh

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Aug 14 2003 7:00PM
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Lord_Piot
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damn d00d

you have the patients to go through 250 of them

after ~4 i would have said fuck it and walked to the store to get a lighter.
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Aug 14 2003 7:01PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i saw this guy light a strike anywhere match off his teeth. It was neat.

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Aug 14 2003 7:08PM
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Freeskifro
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light a candle. I hate not having a lighter handy, it makes toking too much work.


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Aug 14 2003 7:49PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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you gotta hold the fucker upsidedown so the stick starts burning or something
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Aug 14 2003 8:43PM
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skodeo7
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d00ddddd I fucking did that. after the first 50 I just got so pissed off that I kept going.
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Aug 14 2003 8:57PM
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jtski
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DUDE the same exact thing happend to me last night..like the only thing that i was getting hits off was the sulfur smoke...a complete waste of like 20 min and about 100 matches. hahha thats great

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