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The Pope is sick

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Ski-hobo
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Really, if you were God, would you undermine your exsistence by giving the holiest man in the world parkinsens disease. Just a thought.


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Aug 14 2003 9:23AM
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TWoods
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maybe he doesnt like the pope and he wants to kill him off to get a new one.
Aug 14 2003 11:40AM
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mikee
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random idea just popped into my mind. Maybe he wants to display a message with the pope. Men can be sick and be undergoing many misfortunes but good can still come of it. Im sorry, Im tired.

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Aug 14 2003 12:03PM
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stixonmtholly
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The pope is just a human body like the rest of us, he is going to get sick and will die. I wonder if he has to pay taxes?? If he does die will we have another pope that skied?? serious questions to poder.


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Aug 14 2003 12:17PM
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rhcp
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even Jesus died. that was at a young age. Maybe God is saying no one is above disease or death.
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Aug 14 2003 1:37PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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God (the catholic God) doesn't control the world, so how could he GIVe the pope a disease, if God controlled the world we would have no free will, free will is what makes us human.
-Mike

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Aug 14 2003 8:39PM
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Nickskier
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the pope is at least 400 years old, you expect it from a man of his age.
Aug 14 2003 9:07PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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maybe Roman Catholicism isnt the right religion.

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Aug 14 2003 9:10PM
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Prins
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I know several catholics who don't agree with the popacy, It wasn't instituted by jesus. basically was made up by the first pope in an effort to gain power of the europen countries back in the pre-medevil times. The pope is a joke.

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Aug 14 2003 9:56PM
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alpentalik
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the pope needs to die and western religion along with him


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Aug 14 2003 9:58PM
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z_boarder914
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Im not a beliver. No god = happiness as all the smeggin wars would stop seeing as thats what most of them are about, smeggin God.
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Aug 14 2003 10:55PM
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sconniestyle
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i saw on the cover of the enquirer that the pope was missing... they said he just wandered off.... it must be true right??


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Aug 15 2003 3:31AM
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waterville_NH
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im a catholic, i dont agree with a lot of my religeon

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Aug 15 2003 3:38AM
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Girays_Brother
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i dont agree with christianity period

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Aug 15 2003 3:51AM
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petek
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seriously: what kinda religion has its leader dressed in gold and silk, while its followers have a high poverty rate. Isnt that like a dictatorship almost?
Not so serious_ The pope is sick? Yeah man, he did this ill cork 3, like 100 ft.
so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
Aug 15 2003 6:11AM
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B-Wald
Posts: 8113 - Karma: 96
markd13..it was on weekly world news..
i bought the issue..but lost it before i could read the article though..
i just remember it saying ''POPE MISSING!'' then below it..it said ''I guess he just..wandered off'' -Vatacan...fuck..i forgot the word..one of the higher ranking people in the church or something..can't think of what they're called though..
but anyways..after reading that..i felt i was obligated to buy it..i dont know if obligated was the word i was lookin to use there either..i really gotta learn english better..

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Aug 15 2003 6:38AM
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lineskier10
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im jewish and i dont care about the pope, so dont call him the holiest man on the earth, there are other religions than Catholocism
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Aug 15 2003 6:49AM
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TheProfitSkier
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i love the pope
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Aug 15 2003 3:37PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
they should launch his old ass from a circus canon along with a black guy, and have the black guy rape him in midair. just because hes old.

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Aug 15 2003 10:01PM
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Ghost
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dynarider.. the pope has nothing to do with Christianity.

If you look into history you will find that popes were crooked from the beginning.

The earlier popes would claim the only way to heaven was to give up all possessions and wealth to the church.

stixonmtholly - the pope is exempt from taxes as well as most any other federal laws because he lives outside of it. He resides in the Vatican - smallest country. The country is just big enough to encompass his property.

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Aug 15 2003 10:08PM
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Ski-hobo
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Hopefully the next Pope is Pope Corky
His Holiness Pope Corky XI.....From George Carlin


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Aug 15 2003 10:41PM
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Girays_Brother
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yea i kknow they were really crooked in that time and i agree with the jewish dude forgot his name its not the only religion

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Aug 15 2003 11:43PM
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rossignolscratch
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the pope will die really reaslly soon i bet.
how old is he like 100??





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Aug 16 2003 12:11AM
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cj
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Aug 16 2003 12:34AM
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cj
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God = love
love = pussy
pussy = girls
girls = the devil
the devil = god


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Aug 16 2003 12:38AM
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1212j5j5
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'god is all lovin, the same god who let hitler put the jews in the oven'

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Aug 16 2003 12:38AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
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yeah my argument is/will always be, God doesn't 'let' anyone do anything. God 'gave us' free will, it's our life and we can do what we please, that is if you believe in god.
-Mike

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Aug 16 2003 12:46AM
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mommy
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the pope is only like 27, he just has aids.

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Aug 16 2003 4:26AM
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