To all kids familiar with myspace

and familiar with these bulletins (below)

tell me what you think, i just posted this to try and clean up nigspace

made my own survey because i see ones that are mad gay so i took one, edited it, and made it to my standards. i'll keep putting this out until all you fucking idiot 10 year olds on myspace quit filling out similiar bulletins proclaiming who you are or who you want to be..

and if your cool enough to fill this out and repost, you're good in my book.

love,
brandon maher :)

NEW

HIGH CLASS
[] you go to the tanning booth in order to promote skin cancer, and show that despite the fact you live in shitty ass cold weather dink suck maine, you've still got what it takes to keep up with those girls on the OC.
[] You own something from (over price hand bag product)
[] You own something from (over price hand bag product)
[] You own something from (over price hand bag product)
[] You own something from (over price hand bag product)
[] You own an iPhone and you dont feel bad about it
[] You love thinking your the shit because you drive mommys saab to drink rank ass coffee
[] You're scream at your mom if she doesn't lend you the plastic
[] You own more than 7 pairs of shoes (legit)
[] You hate buying things that are on sale
TOTAL:

[GOTH]
[] a warddrobe dominated by black, check.
[] if you were caught in a car underwater, you'd still want your chains, yes?
[] you love washed up industrial metal rockstars
[] You understand that Marilyn Manson is a big gay...not just crazy.
[] You've shopped at Hot Topic, and only hot topic.
[] black lipstick is the only color that can bring out your pale pasty complexion. get outside freak.
[] Your hair is more blue than black.
[] You dislike the idea that the kids in middle school who teased you are now wasting daddys money on overpriced clothes and shitty coffee. get a clue.
[] you think snakebites are for pussies, you just got your hip pierced. right?
TOTAL:

[PUNK]
[] You can associate skateboarding with mayhem and destruction instead of mad flow and thug life.
[] You wear plaid.. nahhhtt, you shop at the goodwill. thats the anarchist way
[] You have gay ass flat top shoes.
[] You hate MTV, and your mom, and your dad, and school, and your neighbor, and the fucking mailman, and your dog.. fuck everything.
[] having multi colored hair made you feel cool.
[] You love the idea of skaterboys/girls and avril lavigne. nigger.
[] You hate the same kids the goth's hate.
[]You wear tight pants, wait i thought that was emo, or scene? bah! who cares its all the same, right? i'll quit talking and get back to sucking the pop-rock magazines cocks :)
TOTAL:

[EMO]
[] You are depressed sometimes. scratch that. ALWAYS.
[]You have black-rimmed glasses despite the fact you have no visual issues. you're cool, what is this 2003, get a clue cock fuck.
[] You like the band Thursday, and MCR, FOB, the used. also D-board confessional is good too.
[] You cry easily, but not because you play year round sports and have actively involved parents in your life, but because you're in a band, and lifes shitty when the most popular girl in the ninth grade dumps your ass because she likes the new scene boy. not being specific or anything.
[] You like "emo" music. you know, emotional. you KNOW what that is, right? lets play 20 questions if you think your so smart. asshole.
[] You hate being called emo, but secretly love it because anyone who likes rock thinks you're cool and it just plain confuses those darn jocks!
[] You have written a sad poem AND posted that shit on your livejournal, myspace, facebook, and various emo bulletins.
[]You have thought about suicide, but not your own, because you know you're too much of a pussy to try it. or are you. faggot, lets see how deep that knife goes in your stomach.
TOTAL

[GHETTO/GANGSTA]
[] You like rap
[] Your crew can kick any other crews ass, you know, despite the fact there's 3 of you while timmys in an electric wheel chair, and jimmy couldn't walk to save his life.
[] You wear rubberbands in your pants. (ed. note- what the fuck?)
[] You have at least 3 white tall tees in your closet at the moment.
[] You have worn a grill, but not a real grill, because welfare is getting tighter every month. its probably your moms crack addiction slowly dwindling away the check, not just her multiple boyfriends and illegitimate children.
[] You have had a freestyling contest, whooped his ass, and signed off quickly before he could warn you.
[] You have worn any brand of white shoe, and got pissed at the least sign of dirt.
[] you are fluent in ebonics? you have all of Big L's albums.
TOTAL :


[STRAIGHTEDGE]
[] Chris Dorsey is your nigger.
[] Kristine O'Conner is your other nigger
[] You wear slip-on shoes, vans perferably, because nothing makes you more edge than slip on shoes
[] You love bands that are straight edge. Minor Threat up in your face nigger.
[] You wear band T-shirts and sXe apparel, but dont stop there, you have X's on your wrists, binders, and all up in your screen name. preferably three.
[] some admire you, some hate you. some think its a played out fad, some think its the best thing that ever happened. but no matter what, you know its better for you than worse
[] you're involved in the local music scene, and by involved i mean not just going to one show a month, but like every few days or so, because who really wants to be able to hear when they grow up anyways.
[] check here if you have MORALS MORALS MORALS
TOTAL:

[PREP]
[] You love the hunky and beautiful stars and starlets involved in obviously unlikely scenarios in coastal californian towns where everyones rich and the troubles of the daily world dont confront them
[]Your usual outfits consist of pink, unless you're a guy, because pink is for girls, and your way more manly than anyone else and you'll probably race your dads porche to prove it.
[] You like buying shoes, especially the ones that are 300 dollars.
[] you like to spend money on clothes of the same quality that can be bought at wal mart, but have that classy little moose on them signifying you just dropped fitty skrilla on a gay ass polo. you my friend, are mad retarded
[] You love to shop, but not just shop, i mean, buy the hottest pre selected teen fashion from any of 3 various "popular" mall boutiques with no regard for a good deal. good luck trying to develop an individual style with that attitude.
[] You love jeans, ripped and stain, kinda like that homeless man who lives downtown, except your rips and stains are different, because someone in a sweatshop made them for you. NEAT!!!
[] Getting your nails done is a fun thing...
[] You wear big sunglasses, because your a FAGGOT
TOTAL:

[ATHLETIC]
[]You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
[] you collect your jerseys
[] You have/had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[]You have/had posters or plaques of famous athletes.
[] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
[] You belong/belonged to a school team.
[] You are going/did go to a sports summer program.
[] You have/had a specific number preferred for your jersey.
TOTAL :

[SCENE]
[] You can be seen at various local performances.
[] You shave your back for steeze, not strokability.
[] You own various local poorly manufactured band tees, that are 3 sizes too small
[] you're not a stupid asshole, and don't put up with stupid asshole posers who think they know shit about music.
[] whatever you dress like, it better not say MCR on it mutha fucka.
[] pre show bread runs. JKJKJKJKJKJK
[] fuck the one that was in the place of this one
[] You've been called scene before, turned around, punched the faggot in the head and said shut the fuck up, threw up LT, and peaced.
TOTAL:

[REDNECK]
[] Trucks are cool
[] So are tractors
[] you feel that promoting poverty and incess is cool
[] you Eat unknown roadkill
[] Ever said GET-R-DONE, and not felt completely retarded
[] Ever owned or rented a blue collar comedy movie