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Arabian.
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To sum up what my brother is like, basically

He just finished cooking brownies, watching spongebob, and its 11:45 at night, AND he's going to be a sophomore in highschool. Any suggestions on how to break the behaviour OR get him out of the closet?
Jul 31 2007 1:46AM
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Public_Enemy0255
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beat him
Jul 31 2007 1:47AM
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Dr.Seuss
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how old is a sophomore, our highschool starts in grade 6 so i have no idea what all these fangled names are
Jul 31 2007 1:47AM
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Arabian.
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he is 15, soph in highschool, and he doesn't respond to beatings.
Jul 31 2007 1:48AM
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.SteezusChrist.
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maybe he should see a doctor or move to san fransisco
Jul 31 2007 1:48AM
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Dr.Seuss
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what wrong with brownies and spongebob?
Jul 31 2007 1:49AM
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TheButterHashira
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^^sophmores are like 10th grade so 15-16
im gonna be a sophmore and i only watch spongebob with my little cousin. i dont cook brownies thats womens work right there
Jul 31 2007 1:49AM
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Piste.Off
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shove a pole up his butt and if he says stop go harder and farther. problem solved
Jul 31 2007 1:50AM
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mackinnon
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Jul 31 2007 1:50AM
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Public_Enemy0255
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are u sure he's making regular brownies....or ganja brownies
Jul 31 2007 1:50AM
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Nicholas.
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its your fault straight up 100%, if my brothers didnt make me smoke weed and drink i would be a total fag today.
Jul 31 2007 1:52AM
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skithedirt
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beat his ass im 15 and im on ns but whatever feed him a ham n cheese n poppyseed dresiing sandwich theyre good
Jul 31 2007 1:53AM
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Arabian.
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never smoked, never had a beer, never kissed a girl, has 2 friends and bakes normal, un-ganjatized brownies.
Jul 31 2007 1:54AM
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Public_Enemy0255
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well you should be worried then
Jul 31 2007 1:57AM
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Dr.Seuss
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smoked weed and cigars, drank many kinds of alcohol, kissed my fair share of girls, has friends, bakes normal, un-ganjatized brownies.

i love baking, its badass
Jul 31 2007 2:02AM
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sexy_skier_babii
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get him drunk.
Jul 31 2007 2:02AM
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bitchassphatz
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agree'd as an older brother i had to find this shit out for myself. thank god i had smart friends. my brother followed suit. and yes i beat the hit out of him plenty of times, its what brother's do. he's glad he's a tough little fucker now, thats for sure.

i can be a bitch sometimes because i was not properly abused, i blame my dad. dad's ought to make the oldest boys tough, as well as all the rest. i was pretty much reese from malcom in the middle, sad but so damn true.

just call him a faggot a bunch and be a complete dick. my brother hated me for a while same with his friends. but they were always getting into my shit, stealing my bong and shit. you're dad will appreciate cuz he wants to kick his ass just as much, but your mom wouldn't put out then and he's dying for a blowjob.
Jul 31 2007 2:03AM
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jca
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i dont care what anyone says, baking is cool
but if hes gay thats a completly irrelevant problem
Jul 31 2007 3:30AM
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bitchassphatz
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i think the problem was him being 15 and sitting at home watching sponge bob while baking by himself.

he should be out getting drunk and trying to get a hand job that's not from his friends.
Jul 31 2007 3:35AM
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josh.
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sneak weed in the brownees
Jul 31 2007 3:58AM
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2planking
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i watch spongebob once in a while, it's funny. if you smoke go smoke a joint and watch it with him.

you say he has never had a beer, kissed a girl, and he only has two friends, if anything you should be worried about that
Jul 31 2007 4:07AM
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Reptar
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haha who is ur brother, cuz i'm the same age as him, and we're goin to tha same school next year.
Jul 31 2007 4:12AM
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KLovelace
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damn he sounds like one of my friends weird little sister.. she even has a goat and is 4h and loves lotr!! every time i see her i feel like kicking her

she still watches disney channel too! and she plays the sims on her computer.

i dont know what to do, there is no changing her...
Jul 31 2007 7:51AM
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steezyjibber
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wow
Jul 31 2007 8:52AM
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KoB21
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Maybe he is actualy gay? or "missunderstood"
Jul 31 2007 9:25AM
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grams.
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let him hang out with you for the day and just do the craziest shit, he'll follow right in your footsteps
Jul 31 2007 10:24AM
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jp_draves
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they're probably special brownies which would explain why he watchs spongebob at like 11.
Jul 31 2007 10:34AM
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1080ski
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ask if he wants to try drinking or smoking, but dont make it so you are forcing him too. thats not cool to do.

cooking is fun man, i made cookies last night, and im not gay haha. spongebob is probably not a good sign but he will probably grow out of it.

what you can do is unhook the cable one time when your parents are out, then get him really bored and then ask if he wants to get high or drink (i only say that because it sounds like you want him to try it out)
Jul 31 2007 10:36AM
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Lineskiah11
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or move to p town
Jul 31 2007 10:36AM
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chickenwang
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man this sounds like my brother cept hes 19 watches spongebob religously and lives with my parents still
Jul 31 2007 10:50AM
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comeatmebro
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i love making brownies. they are soo good.
Jul 31 2007 10:52AM
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1stBlood
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what kind of brownies??

if they are weed brownies then i wouldnt worry bout him cuz if you have a couple of those then your blazed enogh to watch the little mermaid and still not care what your watchin

but yea seriously 15 yrs old and still watches spongebob??

Jul 31 2007 11:45AM
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quixotic
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Make your own special brownies, then ask him to try one out since he is the cook and ask him if he approves your work. in the time afterword don't tell him he is high. Actually, scratch that, tell him he is high or do whatever you want. And set him up with a bunch of blind dates. Or hire a hooker. Like others said... ask him if he wants to chill with you and some of your friends and show him a good time (ladies, alcohol, weed, cruising around town yelling penis and other random shit at people walking down the street, which is one of my personal favs I don't know why) Hope this rambling helps you out.
Jul 31 2007 12:01PM
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jimmychung
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i still watch spongebob. and if i knew how to cook brownies, fuck yeah i'd make 'em. what's wrong with having a good laugh with a delicious treat?
Jul 31 2007 12:03PM
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chickenwang
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can u read?
Jul 31 2007 12:09PM
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quixotic
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Nothing is wrong with having a good laugh with a delicous treat as long as it's not a childrens cartoon and you doing the woman work.
Jul 31 2007 12:10PM
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soulskier
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let him do his stuff, let him, be him
Jul 31 2007 12:11PM
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unchyll
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i have the same problem.....well not really at all but i really think my sister is a dyke no joke. she has liek 7 girl friends and the rest are all boys, there chill as shit tho and always smoke me out and there 13-14
Jul 31 2007 12:17PM
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jimmychung
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yeah spongebob is more or less a children's show, but it's still plenty funny, i still laugh at it and a couple other kids have said so as well. as for brownie making, you don't sound cool by calling it "woman's work," you just sound like an asshole.
Jul 31 2007 12:52PM
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Armada08
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wow your brother is GAY but idk just take him to partys and get him around girls and stuff and drinkin
Jul 31 2007 12:55PM
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killabees
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its okay my brothers gay too



if he sees this ima get puncheys from him
Jul 31 2007 1:07PM
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quixotic
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You caught me! I just said womans work because that's what someone else said. I thought it was funny. But... guess not.
Jul 31 2007 1:52PM
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UNREAL
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peer pressure.....
Jul 31 2007 2:02PM
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Nicholas.
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you have to find a way to get him to smoke or drink or something without forcing him into it. i know it sounds lame to be like "oh he doesnt drink or smoke hes lame" but lets be real here i know maybe like one or two kids that a sober and are actually not complete tools. is he a good looking enough kid? like could he get girls? get him to a party where he is somewhat comfortable and get him some action. dont put him too far out of his comfort zone though or he will get mad at you and not want to try again.
Jul 31 2007 2:05PM
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Reptar
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Bump, i want my question answered.
Jul 31 2007 10:45PM
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SkiEastCoast
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well put i have to do the same to my little brother i must force him to smoke and drink
Jul 31 2007 10:49PM
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Reptar
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wait up, is this wyatt?
haha if so, ur brother is pretty fuckin weird.
Jul 31 2007 10:53PM
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comeatmebro
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fuck that shit. i make regular brownies all the time. and not lying, girls like that kinda shit they think its cute. plus i can cook other shit too, they also like a guy that can cook. although he does sound a little on the queer side....take him to partys, tell some sluts he needs pussy. get him drunk as fuck?
Jul 31 2007 11:01PM
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bobs
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alright i love brownies but my rents dont allow me to bake cause i suck balls and its just a waste of time and i'm pretty sure ill still watch spongebob if its on.  Ive graduated and im %99.2 sure im straight. I wouldn't worry too much
Jul 31 2007 11:01PM
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Microcosm
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i agree with this dude, also, i am straight.
Jul 31 2007 11:04PM
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tequila
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I do all my baking at night. Why waste good daylight in the kitchen?
Jul 31 2007 11:08PM
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