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Sexxy Times OR Le Skiing?

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Nihiriju
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 27
So if you have to give up one or the other for the rest of your life, which would it be? If you give up sex, i mean you don't get to masterbate either.    Skiing or any form of sex? 

Personally I would actually give up sex, because there are bad things associated with it, like STD's and shitty relationships and wanting it really bad when its not gonna happen, whereas there is nothing bad associated with skiing. Its just fucking sick no matter what. 
Jul 18 2007 11:53PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3908 - Karma: 216
You've never nutted a rail twice in one week.

Yay skiing.
Jul 18 2007 11:55PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
It's a tough one. One injury can cancel skiing for life. But even if you get an STD you can still have sex if you're careful. I'm thinking skiing but think how damn horny you'd get.
Jul 18 2007 11:56PM
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martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
sex
Jul 18 2007 11:56PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
i would definetly give up sex. and its impossible to not masturbate. u will do it in ur sleep once every weeks or somethin. true stuff. but skiing comes first.
Jul 18 2007 11:57PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
why choose when you can have both


and you can have sex almost anytime, skiing not so much.... like you cant go skiing with a broken leg
Jul 18 2007 11:59PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40

like a kid up there said even if you dont jerk it ur just gunna end up with really dirty sheets cuz wet dreams will happen alot more often but id pick skiing...and be a reble and have sex during the summer

RULES WERE MENT TO BE BROKEN

Jul 19 2007 12:06AM
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josh.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 42
i couldint imagein having sex with a broken leg would be great eather
Jul 19 2007 12:08AM
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Nihiriju
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 27
i also ment to add in that if you choose not to have sex, you no longer get those crazy urges, your just kinda nuetral to it, like if you did have it it would be good, but you don't have the need to have sex.....and we'll say if you choose sex your not going to recieve a potenially  fatal STD like aids or "stiffaliss" and for skiing your not going to break your back or kill yourself.  You can still break your legs or get ghonaria or something though. 
Jul 19 2007 1:04AM
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Jorgen.
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 35
I'd give up sex.
Jul 19 2007 1:06AM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Sex with your skis.
Jul 19 2007 2:01AM
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sexy_skier_babii
Posts: 2490 - Karma: 15
give up sex for sure. i mean skiing is already orgasmic enough :)
Jul 19 2007 2:02AM
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Jhorski
Posts: 648 - Karma: 45
My thoughts exactly
Jul 19 2007 2:07AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
sex cause i literally almost came once gettin first tracks down a sweet backcountry pow run
Jul 19 2007 2:43AM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
i thought you were banned
Jul 19 2007 2:58AM
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dave44
Posts: 11052 - Karma: 113
yep.
Jul 19 2007 6:48AM
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2planking
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jea
Jul 19 2007 6:58AM
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dirty.hands
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
You've obviously been having some pretty bad sex if you wanna give it up. Or you've been doing it wrong.
Jul 19 2007 7:11AM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
tough call. and i couldn't seriously say either way. both are...great. if i really was forced to, i'd give up skiing because i could take up snowboarding or another sick sport, but without sex that means no kids or anything...so yeah
Jul 19 2007 11:36AM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
All all of you fucking insane!?

I would give up skiing over sex in a fucking heart beat.

Sex is what defines us as humans and is the sole purpose of our being. Skiing is a sport. You could still wakeboard, skate anything.

Damn you people if you are serious about giving up sex.
Jul 19 2007 11:45AM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
pow day = no sex
normal day = sex

nuff said



Jul 19 2007 11:48AM
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Free.Ski.Love
Posts: 98 - Karma: 20
hahaha good job not everyone in this world rides. and that you guys don't actually have to make that choice. otherwise mankind would die out, not from a meteorite or the world spontaneously combusting or something equally impressive, but cause people chose skiing over sex!
Jul 19 2007 11:52AM
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Shorton
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 13
agreed, i'd give it up for a powder day everyday
Jul 19 2007 12:31PM
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spudz
Posts: 2564 - Karma: 5
id give up skiing, id rather have a life than be stuck skiing all the time because no girl would do you.
Jul 19 2007 1:43PM
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Pipe_Munky
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well hold up...i live in ontario where we see maybe 2 half decent (1ft) pow days a year. if i had pow every day i think i would be able to make time for some beaver time



Jul 19 2007 1:45PM
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Posts: 36 - Karma: 10
depends, if i had good skiing guaranteed every time i went, i'd give up sex....but if i was stuck on the east coast and skiing wasnt great there anywyas..... i'd give up skiing
Jul 19 2007 1:45PM
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ride-rider
Posts: 1761 - Karma: 20
Im not even gonna answer cuz i would die without either.
Jul 19 2007 1:50PM
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montageskier
Posts: 4725 - Karma: 126
Id give up skiing. I dont really like skiing anymore, because my friends ruined it on me. So its a pretty easy decision for me.
Jul 19 2007 1:52PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
no because your a snowboarder, so you could probably give up skiing
Jul 19 2007 2:30PM
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mcnutty
Posts: 332 - Karma: 13
you put your head in their pussy, right?
Jul 19 2007 2:50PM
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RastaSkier9
Posts: 1563 - Karma: 15
Thank you for saying that, i would give up skiing way before sex, bc if i had to then i would just learn how to surf and do that all day, theres other sports you can get into, but sex i mean is sex so you know
Jul 19 2007 3:00PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
How did your friends ruin skiing for you?
Jul 19 2007 3:32PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
You're supposed to tickle their butthole with a big pink flower.
Jul 19 2007 4:48PM
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dirty.hands
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
You been going with my girlfriend again? How'd you know my tricks.
Jul 19 2007 6:03PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
jea girl
Jul 19 2007 6:06PM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
have sex and start skiboarding!
Jul 19 2007 6:08PM
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Nihiriju
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 27
when i say give up sking or sex, i mean all forms or snow sliding sports, no snowboarding, mono boarding, telemarking, or even snowblading, none of that feeling of ripping the gnar.  
Jul 19 2007 6:24PM
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R-Bertsch
Posts: 4719 - Karma: 20
dude think about it you have to give up skiing. if you give up sex and any form of masturbation you would go fucking crazy and end up killing yourself
Jul 19 2007 6:29PM
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chewbaka
Posts: 12 - Karma: 10
penis
Jul 19 2007 6:40PM
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dirty.hands
Posts: 125 - Karma: 10
mcnutty, check this out little fella. the ladies might like you even more. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunnilingus
just trying to help.

remember ski buddies. practice safe sex. oh, that's right, most of you don't like doing it anyway. ha ha.
Jul 19 2007 6:56PM
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