Time for some logic.
A man is nothing more than his Money, his Health, and his Sanity. This is Man.
In America, it is the accepted tradition for the man to pay for everything. So we can state that Females = Man - Money
Most guys who are married or in long term relationships seem to have some sort of dread for their partner in some way. I've only ever met about 2 or 3 happy guys with their relationships. Therefore, Females = Man - (money + sanity)
It's been clinically proven that stress is a leading cause of heart disease, mental disorder, heart attacks, and other vascular afflictions. Ergo, Females = Man - (money + sanity + health). If man = Money + Sanity + Health and females = -(money + sanity + health), then combining the two produces a net result of zero. Although, when things don't work out, and she decides to leave, she gets to take half of everything you have. Therefore, you become
Man = ( man + woman ) - 1/2(money) = -1/2 money
By logic, you are no longer a man, and you have negative half of your money. You aren't missing much.
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