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Stupid moms

lost666v.2.5

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Wannabe

does anyone elses parents say stupid things because they htink their cool
like for instance my mom
"that truck is soooo ghetto"
"thats a pretty gangsA shirt"(emphasizing the A in gangsta)
"i wish my jeep was pimped out like his"
"check out these sweet digs"

i dont talk like this but she thinks i do and talks like that ALL THETIME.
its horrible

Jul 15 2007 5:40PM

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thenakedcellist

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haha my parents are pretty legit, but i know what ur saying

Jul 15 2007 5:46PM

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ThaLetterM.

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thats not how she talked....IN BED!

OHHH SPONSOR ME!

Jul 15 2007 5:46PM

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lost666v.2.5

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no
she 51
my friend says shes a milf for a 50 yr. old but i think shes pretty icky and im adopted so i don have the whole "how do i know if my moms hot" thing goin on

Jul 15 2007 6:09PM

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tequila

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Insane

Ha I bought some bright red cropped jeans the other day, and showed them to my mum, and the next day she shows me a pair of bright red cropped pants she'd just bought.
Mine were skinny, hers weren't, but it was still so weird!
And she just went on and on about how she went out for drinks and didn't get in until 2:30am ("wow, thats the coolest thing ever mum?")

Jul 15 2007 6:12PM

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lost666v.2.5

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are you english?

Jul 15 2007 6:18PM

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tequila

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yeah, how can you tell?

Jul 15 2007 6:19PM

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lost666v.2.5

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the mum thing
was that e-sarcasm?

Jul 15 2007 6:20PM

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tequila

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Nah not sarcastic. Didn't think I sounded english, thought i just sounded like any girl. lol

Jul 15 2007 6:22PM

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lost666v.2.5

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o
americans say mom not mum, my cousin went to england and seays mum now so thats how i noticed ir :P

Jul 15 2007 6:24PM

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tequila

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Ah...actually i nearly wrote mom, cos i think in an american accent when im on here (weird huh?)

Jul 15 2007 6:26PM

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lost666v.2.5

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weird lol
your cool

Jul 15 2007 6:29PM

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Microcosm

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No Life

hhahahahahahaaa

Jul 15 2007 6:34PM

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Billek

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Cor Blimey mate wuddayadoin in me pokkits!

Jul 15 2007 6:40PM

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lost666v.2.5

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grrrr
cor blimey is the stupidest thing ever

Jul 15 2007 6:41PM

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TheButterHashira

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i dont have it that bad?

did you enjoy logging in to find ski colonies?

Jul 15 2007 6:43PM

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skijunkiedtm

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worst experience ever when it happend to me, just the utter shock!

Jul 15 2007 6:44PM

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lost666v.2.5

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no!
o god i thought ns turned into it
i didnt realise i was banned lol
and then i went and guest logged on and saw skodeos postwhores get banned thing
i waas quite sad

Jul 15 2007 7:06PM

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Armada08

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Ridiculous

nope but they think i talk like that idk there dumb

Jul 15 2007 7:38PM

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Nicholas.

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my mom always tries to say either cool stuff or really sentimental stuff and it can be really fucking annoying but i tolerate it usually and just dont say anything.

Jul 15 2007 7:42PM

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Sno.

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hahahahahaha

Jul 15 2007 7:45PM

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Gavajabra2

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Insane

I hate my mom she made me go to bed at 10pm, fucking whore.

Jul 15 2007 7:47PM

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jimmychung

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i'm sure her goal in saying those things was not to be cool.

Jul 15 2007 7:51PM

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miroz

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haha, thats funny, whenever i say stuff that my ma doesn't understand, she just laughs at me

Jul 15 2007 7:53PM

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13stripes

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hahahaha yea my parents sometimes say thing that are a little stupid but never as gay as gangsta or pimped out or shit like that

Jul 15 2007 8:36PM

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lost666v.2.5

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*whisper*
my mom watches mtv

Jul 15 2007 8:38PM

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13stripes

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hahahahha

Jul 15 2007 8:39PM

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tequila

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Insane

hahahahaha :D :D

Jul 15 2007 8:41PM

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tBatt

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haha that happened to me a few days ago. my old account, t3dizle got banned and yesterday i only did one z on accident so that came up and i almost cried

Jul 15 2007 8:58PM

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ZavierV

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i walked away the other day and my dad said "yo get back here" lol. that was weird.

Jul 15 2007 8:59PM

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jsg

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my dad makes horrible jokes, and almost crys from laughter cause he thinks he is so funny. Its awsome

Jul 15 2007 9:17PM

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406

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haha your the funniest kid on ns

Jul 15 2007 9:20PM

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*V-Love*

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yea my mom has tried talking that way but shes usually just messing around

its the simple day to day phrases that she screws up....

"lets kill two rocks with one stone" or
"make like smoke and blow" which was in reference to telling me to leave the room

Jul 15 2007 11:41PM

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*V-Love*

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Ridiculous

however shes not stupid just has her moments and i love her to death

Jul 15 2007 11:42PM

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doritos

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My parents have taken up the word "sketchy", but for the most part they have no idea what I'm talking about. Whenever I start using a new word I always get the weirdest looks, especially "dope" and "balla". I don't say them seriously, but I forget that it doesn't have the same effect on my parents as friends, so my mom will ask me why I want something and I'll tell her that I want it because it's "balla as shit" and she just stares at me like what the fuck is my son doing with his time. Good story, eh?

Jul 15 2007 11:54PM

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ThaLetterM.

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im flattered

Jul 15 2007 11:58PM

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lushlaxstr

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mine do, but im not a little shit brat kid, who gets embarrassed and mad by that shit, it just laugh at them

Jul 16 2007 12:04AM

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ThaLetterM.

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same here i just laugh it off

the best is when my dad starts talking about hip hop and his "brotha" LL Cool J. then he makes up gang signs and goes yeyeyeeeeyeeee and then freestyles. i have to get it on tape some time

Jul 16 2007 12:07AM

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