a few years back i was sitting in my living room lazyboy on the phone, and my annoying older next door neighbor lady walks into my house like she sometimes did. i got up and decided to go to my bedroom, so when i stepped onto the first stair above the floor, with my next door neighbor standing near, i blacked out really quickly and sent it backwards off the step headfirst into a wall. i slammed into the floor, and the phone went flying. my neighbor freaked, grabbed it, screamed to whoever it was i was talking to that it was an emergency, and hung up. i regained my composure and sat there in disbelief, more embarrased than anything, and she was screaming asking if i was alright. i looked her calmly in the eyes and said 'yea', and she tried to be a hero and call me out, telling me i should go to the emergency room. god damn i don't like that woman.
also, last week i was working an evening shift at my hotel, chilling watching tv in the back, when someone dinged the bell at the desk. i jumped up, walked out to the desk, and began talking to this tourist who needed directions or something. then i started to lose it, and my vision went all salt and peppery. thing was, i was in the middle of telling him where to go, and maintained eye contact with the dude although i lost my vision entirely and then gained it back a few seconds later. i kept talking throughout like nothing was going on, and when my vision came back, he was staring deep into my eyes with a puzzled look. he must have thought i was high on crack, or that i had the craziest set of eyes, everr.
