haha a bird would be a sick pet. imagine them flying around, except there would be shit everywhere...can you train a bird to shit in a litterbox or something?
seriously though, some of you assholes are going to get all the way through this before you realize your reading my signature.
"when i was like 10 there was this crazy german sheapard down the street who attacked my cat and ripped its stomach open causing its entrails to spew all over my neighbors fence. I attribute that to why I'm so fucked up now." - Dick-juice.