OK, so you opened a shop in SF which is dope, but you need to be lookin' closer to home and open a shop in Burlington, VT. There are only two shops right in town (The Alpine Shop and The Skirack) and neither of them have a good selection of twintips or a staff that knows anything about freeskiing. If you opened a shop in Burlington I know tons of kids who would go there exclusively, and I would love to be the shop's first employee hehe.
"In rode the Lord of the Nazgul. A great black shape against the fires beyond, he loomed up, grown to a vast menace of despair. In rode the Lord of the Nazgul, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.
All save one. There, waiting silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax : Shadowfax, who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dinen"