"Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors,why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, dickhead."
its not that great to watch but whenever its on i just sit there and watch. i dont no how much strategy is behind RPS but there cant be too much. so basiclly these guys who do nothing with their lives get to be on espn and have a chance of winnin a decent amount of cash. that would be the life
"It is simply that we can all be good boys and wear our letter sweaters around and get our little degrees and find some nice girl to settle, you know, down with... take up what a friend of ours calls the hearty challenges of lawn care... Or we can blaze! Become legends in our own time, strike fear in the heart of mediocre talent everywhere"
Freeskier1292-"I've never been to a strip club but I'm only 15. If a girl gave me a lap dance, I wouldn't be able to hold it in, I'd jsut pull it out and start fucking her or whacking off"
Using no poles is like getting a blowjob from a guy, it feels good until you look down and relize your a homo.
my lunch table always used to play rock paper scissors to see who would take up everyones tray. you got to the table and played first two people and then the next person would play for his tray against those two if he lost he had to take all three and so forth. it was awesome.
"if all your friends jumped off a clif would you?" -my mom "i would if there was snow on it" -me
also love having to ask the chubby 14 year old girl with no self esteem how much she weighs.
hey, if you dnt wana tell me youre weight, i cant fit you into a real nice snowboard.-Albino