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BEER vs. LIQUOR round 1.

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Nihiriju
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Beer:
PROS
-tastes delicous
- can be shot gunned
- is kinda like food
-goes good with food
- comes in many shapes, sizes and flavors
- is relaxing
- sometimes a really drunk horny girl will put the bottle in a very naughty place, which you are originally excited to see, but quickly become grossed out by. 
- can be drank casually
- can drink a lot fo in one sitting
- home brew

CONS
- costs more to get drunk
- can't really get wild drunk
- makes you piss
- gives you dirty ass beer shits
- weighs a lot to lug around
- cops can find it on you easy

LIQOUR
PROS
- gets you druker quicker
- costs less for drunnk amount recieved
- makes people go into wild differnt moods
- easy to conceal
- tastes relatively the same at any temp
- price ranges with differnt neat bottles and so many kinds of booze
- is really fun to call ripple
- no beer shit

CONS
- when you do eventually shit, and if you have had a lot of hard bar the night before, your shit may very well smell of vodka, jagger or whatever you drank, this may induce vomitting.
- generally is hard to get down
- you look like a bum when you drink it out of the bottle in an alley
- harder to judge you drunkness if you drink fast, then you end up going overkill
-produces a higher chance of vomit
- easy to smell on breath

Thats pretty much all i can think of. I am bored, and hung over so i wanted to make a list. tell me more if you know some!
Jul 7 2007 8:10PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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BEER = LIQUOR NOOB
Jul 7 2007 8:11PM
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SpankyAnalWhore
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I drink liquor. I dont like beer.
Jul 7 2007 8:13PM
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Nicholas.
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pro for liquor is that you can make mixed drinks with it that can taste really good.

pro for beer is that you can get it from anywhere, liquor you have to go to a liquor store (around where i live anyways)
Jul 7 2007 8:14PM
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ThaLetterM.
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liquor before beer, youre in the clear
Jul 7 2007 8:15PM
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Nicholas.
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pro for liquor is that it makes bitches flock to you if you are in control of it, and then makes them horny.
Jul 7 2007 8:17PM
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Nihiriju
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^ haha dammit, thats a really good one i missed.  Seriously though, having a shit that smells like vodka or jagger is the worst thing in the world. 
Jul 7 2007 8:18PM
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Steezysmurf
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liquor is quicker but beer is better

..and I don't find liquors hard to drink, so take that shit off the cons
Jul 7 2007 8:19PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
exactly.... if i wanna get drunk quick its liquor

but beer is more fun with games and beruit and stuff
Jul 7 2007 8:29PM
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grubix2
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haha word. I have a fully stocked bar in my room. And the best part is it doesn't have to be top shelf stuff if you're a decent bartender. Just like middle of the road stuff that mixes well.

If you wanna know how to get mad chicks (besides being damn sexy like me... duh) know how to make chick stuff like Cosmos, Sex on the Beach, Kamakazis, and Fuzzy Navals. A Blender to make Daquaris and Margaritas is also legit.

If your unsure what to get when making a bar. Vodka, Light Rum, Peach Schnapps, and Triple Sec are a must.








Jul 7 2007 8:29PM
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sktrkdo7
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beiruit with hard liquor is death no fun
Jul 7 2007 8:39PM
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MitchPee
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Oh yeahhhh I've done Jager ruit and Rumruit...mistakes for sure.
Jul 7 2007 8:40PM
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Nicholas.
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yeahhh vodka pong...blehhhh.
Jul 7 2007 8:45PM
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KatieMcCork
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Beer is good when you're in it for the long haul. Day-long drinking events like Canada Day, St. Paddy's, houseboats, BBQs, etc.
I like how you can get way more shit-tuned off liquor. It's a different level of drunk for sure.
Jul 7 2007 8:48PM
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fillup
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malt liqour?
Jul 7 2007 8:49PM
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unchyll
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id really rather have beer in most situations but if its not something were its a party and im not chillin somewere and its just for fun then hard alchohal come in handy
jose queivero is prolly my favorite cus that stuff gits MI IGNANT
Jul 7 2007 8:51PM
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Nicholas.
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thats only because it wont fill your stomach as much as beer and you can get more in you easily. try drinking a case yourself and tell me beer cant get you as bad as liquor. and no thats not a claim i cant drink more than like 15 a night.
Jul 7 2007 8:52PM
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unchyll
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I agree, if i drink a shit load of hard alchohal i start blwoing chunks every were while everything is spinning, probaly not the best feeling.
But if you 2 24 ounce hurricanes they will get you at a decent drunk i had 2 and a half and i passed out in my car in front of my house at 12 to 4 cus i couldnt walk....
Jul 7 2007 8:54PM
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Nicholas.
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i kinda like wine actually, you feel like al alcoholic drinking wine from a mug but like 3 mugs of wine and your shitcanned but you are also a happy drunk almost always. plus you CAN drink a lot but you dont NEED to drink a ton of it.
Jul 7 2007 8:59PM
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kepler.
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mmmmmmm peach schnapps. i could drink that all day
Jul 7 2007 9:00PM
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Steezysmurf
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Is it just me? It takes more liquor to feel something then beer would for me
Jul 7 2007 9:02PM
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KatieMcCork
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I didn't say you can't get as drunk, I said it's a new level of drunk. If I get drunk off beer, it's way different than getting drunk off vodka (like tonight for example).
Jul 7 2007 9:02PM
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KLovelace
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beer=beer gut, but nevertheless... BEER.. oh here is a pro about beer for me.. the tenant who lives under me works for widmer bros brewery and leaves at least 2 24 packs a week at the entrance to my building, so the constant influx of free hefeweizen is nice..
Jul 7 2007 9:03PM
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ValPow
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my god the guy who created this thread must be bored.

beer is what you drink down the pub, spirits are what you drink when you want to get smashed

end of
Jul 7 2007 9:17PM
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DeSena
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GANJA OWNSSSSSSSSSSS
Jul 7 2007 9:29PM
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toominator
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worrd, its two quite different drunkenesses beer for me is kinda like a chill out drink where I will sit around with mates n drink n talk, vodka will get me more crazy drunk where I feel like going n dancing the night away
Jul 7 2007 9:36PM
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BvK
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hmmm liquor
Jul 7 2007 9:43PM
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anna*
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i love daquaris and cosmopolitans but usually just drink beer. and its so easy to get here, like at the footy and cricket and shit like that.
really depends on what im in the mood for, where i am and who im with.
Jul 7 2007 9:48PM
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Elijah.
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Kings + Quarter + Pong/Beirut = Beer.
Jul 7 2007 10:24PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Hard A is the way ta go.
Jul 7 2007 11:07PM
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jd_1260
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also beer bongs are so good but liquor in a beer bong is just death
Jul 7 2007 11:32PM
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KLovelace
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word beer bongs and shot guns are fun.. but you cant do that in bars much.. haha i did see this kid down a guiness with a shot of whiskey in it in one gulp once.. now that is real drinking
Jul 7 2007 11:35PM
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ryan.c
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im the same way...say a shot is the same as a beer(this changes depending on the beer and the liquor but just use the amount that the states use for breathlizing/legal limits) i get way more drunk off beer then liquor. i can have 4 shots and really not feel anything, but 4 beers down and im deff buzzing good. i could chug the 4 shots and be slightly buzzed, chug the 4 beers and im deff drunk. beer just gets to me easier. my dads the same way tho so that prolly explains why im like that



and for cons for liquor, i dont think it tastes the same at diff temps. i loooove liquor wen its been in the freezer, i tihnk it tastes sooo much better.
Jul 7 2007 11:41PM
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ryan.c
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something to do to get you retarted...its from beerfest, forgot what its called


but take a hit from a bong(what they do in the movie), or a bowl if ur not up to it, shotgun a beer, take a shot, then exhale the hit. in the movie the guy passes out, and personally, id prolly do the same, but deff worth a try sometime
Jul 7 2007 11:43PM
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Liam.
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"you want a drinky? Baileys, creamy"
i love old greg
Jul 7 2007 11:47PM
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Elijah.
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STRIKEOUT!
Jul 7 2007 11:48PM
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keystoner1
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all of it is good
Jul 7 2007 11:48PM
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t-roy
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if i really feel like getting drunk, i slam a couple beers then start doing shots of anything.

i've noticed that liquor goes straight to my head and realyl does give a different drunk state than beer. beer seems to give me a whole body drunken state.

sometime play wine pong using a full box of it to refill the cups. that's how you play with style and make the people you are playing with look like little kids.
Jul 8 2007 12:01AM
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ryan.c
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thats it!
Jul 8 2007 12:02AM
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KLovelace
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you also cant really play beer pong with liqour
Jul 8 2007 12:05AM
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ryan.c
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cant really is the key part....but yeah, it does kinda suck. fun for a little but sucks after that
Jul 8 2007 12:10AM
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ShadyHillGroup
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liquor wins IMO, beer is great on a hot day, but i love my rum its so good, take shots with salt and lime, mix a rum and coke, cpt mo and ginger ale, then you got your 151 for jungle juice, jello shots, alcoholic mandrin oranges ahh so good, and no beer shits
Jul 8 2007 12:13AM
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ZavierV
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haha my buddy did that,

took a toke from a bong then chugged a coldshot then exhale but no hard liquor.
Jul 8 2007 12:14AM
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KLovelace
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ooh yes.. thats difficult..
Jul 8 2007 12:15AM
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TheButterHashira
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liqour fo sho
Jul 8 2007 12:25AM
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Nicholas.
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ive done a bong hit and cannonballed a shot of fire and ice, its the same minus the beer haha, but fire and ice is cool cause it is like hot but then it cools your throat...yeh. my brother made me do that at age 13.
Jul 8 2007 12:28AM
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SlickRick.
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people are voting liquor????? what?? everyone hates liquor around here which includes me
Jul 8 2007 12:32AM
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Nihiriju
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It isss so very fucking true, I was soo bored. I went back out tonight, only drank beer form about 10:45 to 2:20ish........beer cannot gte you drunk. It is quite frankly impossible. Not that i drank my face off but i had 12 beers,......mind you i puked alomost the last 4 up ( i had to chug a pitcher....as the bar was closing) that did not sit well, anyways beer does not make you crazy funn black out , what the fuck happend drunk.....in fact it  is pretty boring. I'm still glad a sweet night, mostly cuz i met 2 of theb hottest girls in the bar and made out with them ( whihc is nothign to be that sotaked on) but due to my shitty skills and whatever truth or lies thya made up, i could not bring either home. I am still sotaked on having extremly real and good contacts with them. I don't even know what i am rambelling on about anyome, beer is gay...you can not get drunk off of it, thats why you can drink it in euro at soo young. BOOOOOZE gets you fucked.  I am also bored again now.....hints why i am on ns. fuck. 
Jul 8 2007 7:13AM
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tequila
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Tequila tequila tequila tequila tequila :D :D
Jul 8 2007 8:15AM
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zanderd
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that kid is so fucked up right now, proving that in fact, beer will get you drunk hhaa but as for the question i like both
Jul 8 2007 8:50AM
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flyinghighagain
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hangovers are the worst off wine definetly the worst by faar
Jul 8 2007 11:43AM
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