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Skiing Quotes

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ButteredToast.
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I've already searchbarred this junk and i couldn't find any good quotes. I want some for facebook or myspace or some junk like that.
Jul 6 2007 4:26PM
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Mezmerize19
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My ankles are broken!
Jul 6 2007 4:26PM
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BFFset.
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My ankles are broke!
Jul 6 2007 4:27PM
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steve.o
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^his ankles are broken!
Jul 6 2007 4:28PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Dude I think his ankles are broken.
Jul 6 2007 4:33PM
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shagalabagala
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i dont know why, but anything from zoolander
orange mocha frappicinos!
Jul 6 2007 4:37PM
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Jay31
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my ankles.... they are broken!!!
Jul 6 2007 4:42PM
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*thebusiness
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AHHHHHH.. BROKEN ANKLES
Jul 6 2007 4:49PM
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andy_boy
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Someone posted this one a while back:
"It wouldn't fall on you if you couldn't handle it." -Tanner Hall
Jul 6 2007 4:51PM
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steevner
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"there are many thing's in life i want to live to regret"
-anonymous

"if you don't do it this year, you'll be a year older when you do" (something along the lines of that)
-warren miller 
Jul 6 2007 4:53PM
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vermontsteez
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my sig.
Jul 6 2007 4:55PM
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*V-Love*
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great lol! i feel so bad and yet the way he yells makes me laugh poor guy
Jul 6 2007 5:16PM
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eheath
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IVE GOT BROKEN ANKLES, AHHHHHHH!!!
Jul 6 2007 5:18PM
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[nick]
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BROKE...My ankles are broken...My ankles are broke...His ankles are broken...I got broken ankles...He's coming for ya...ahhhhhhhhhhh
Jul 6 2007 5:28PM
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d.spong
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that quote helped me get through the school year
Jul 6 2007 5:47PM
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tBatt
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"ill nosepress your box if uou lipslide my rail
Jul 6 2007 5:54PM
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Reptar
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classic.
Jul 6 2007 6:03PM
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ButteredToast.
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i dont get that one... am i an idiot?
Jul 6 2007 6:16PM
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gnustreetfool
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"dip me in honey and trow me to the lesbians"
Jul 6 2007 6:41PM
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twintip_payne
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haha thats the best one i can think of
Jul 6 2007 6:42PM
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TheMoostafian
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my ankles... are broke........BROKE.....I GOT BROKEN ANKLES AHHHHHHH!!!!
Jul 6 2007 6:57PM
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kepler.
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"nothing is impossible, you are only limited by fear and even that you can overcome"

-great quote by seth morrison. or my super long one by pep

i'm surprised EP doesn't have some epic quotes you'd think he would
Jul 6 2007 8:30PM
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PilleDaKid
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hahaha that is hilarious.
Jul 6 2007 8:48PM
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Freeskier9856
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I HAVE BROKEN ANKLES!!!!
Jul 6 2007 8:50PM
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babujib
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"Skiing without poles is like getting head from a dude, it feels really cool, until you look down and realize your gay."

"skiing is way easier than thinkin of nothing." - Eric Pollard about doing yoga

"skiing backwards is good because you can see where you have been" - Clause Obermeyer
Jul 6 2007 11:31PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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just giver
Jul 6 2007 11:35PM
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ryan.c
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not a quote but


how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

35, 1 to do it, 2 to do it better, and the rest to sit on the landing




i chuckled
Jul 6 2007 11:39PM
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Piste.Off
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"Go big or go home!!"
Jul 6 2007 11:40PM
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maclem
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"I thought I was going to dead."
Jul 7 2007 12:23AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Woo-hooo! Except it backwards for me :)
Jul 7 2007 12:25AM
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potato_man
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snwbrdmilf's and mine
Jul 7 2007 12:38AM
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SlickRick.
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"the helicopter was ready to come out and start filimig"
Jul 7 2007 12:43AM
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K2_Pubz_360
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your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear. or doubt. or gravity. Stomp his ass.

From someones sig.
Jul 7 2007 12:45AM
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toaster_steeze
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no excuses - make it happen
Jul 7 2007 12:47AM
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*Fujative*
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nice
Jul 7 2007 12:49AM
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snwbrdmilf
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The correct answer is:

5 - one to hold the lightbulb and the other 4 to smoke enough dope to make the room spin!

BAM
Jul 7 2007 12:51AM
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ButteredToast.
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i dont get the first part
Jul 7 2007 12:53AM
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kepler.
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how old are you?
Jul 7 2007 1:05AM
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potato_man
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lol
Jul 7 2007 1:09AM
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duckets.
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truth
Jul 7 2007 1:17AM
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ValPow
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i think the football factory quote in my sig is pretty good

danny dyer is a legend
Jul 7 2007 3:20AM
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sdfjklioeur
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hey, that yeti has my sandwich
Jul 7 2007 3:22AM
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sack
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hahaha--

good thread!
Jul 7 2007 3:25AM
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Rbamf
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I'll ski that line with no turns
Jul 7 2007 7:30AM
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unchyll
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Skiings fucking gay bro id rather go snowboard then ride dirt bikes with my f150 with a DC sticker on the back, tilted just to show i dont give a fuck. \m/
Jul 7 2007 7:57AM
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1990
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1.

Long days in the park and countless attempts to stay on the thing. It is not about winning or medals or honour. Become as one with the kicker, create perfect moves in the air and land properly after jumping the ‘Big Air’, these are the things that make you really happy in the evening.


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You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair, and it doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours!
Jul 7 2007 10:25AM
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ButteredToast.
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15 lol
Jul 7 2007 12:28PM
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Freeskier9856
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"If you dont stomp your shit this year you'll be one year older when you do"
Jul 7 2007 1:15PM
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Black-Bandanna
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"Huck your meat."
Jul 7 2007 1:17PM
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Black-Bandanna
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"Shred the gnar pow."
Jul 7 2007 1:19PM
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comeatmebro
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best ski quote there is.
Jul 7 2007 1:20PM
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