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How do u wipe it...

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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
are u an under? or a to the side wiper?? personally i switch it up.

and im a righty. hahaha
Jun 30 2007 1:05PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
i would say searchbar, but im in awe more then one person is weird enough to make this kind of thread.
Jun 30 2007 1:07PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
i just shit before showers, then in the shower wipe all that shit out with suds and water and my hand. but thats just me
Jun 30 2007 1:10PM
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CLO
Posts: 431 - Karma: 14
tru dat, im broke my hand so im in a caste so i only got one hand, shit comes in handy doen it in the shower
Jun 30 2007 1:11PM
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bangarangmules
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side reppin
Jun 30 2007 1:23PM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
spread the cheeks and slide across the carpet
Jun 30 2007 1:24PM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
I grab my cat and she helps me out if you know what i mean.
Jun 30 2007 1:28PM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
you fuckin let your cat lick your bung hole
Jun 30 2007 1:32PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
first he puts peanut butter down there though
Jun 30 2007 1:58PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
uhh what? i dont even understand that. i go up and down
Jun 30 2007 2:01PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
haha i would say thats gross but same with me
Jun 30 2007 2:25PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
i spread my cheeks and run around the house butt naked till im dry, my record is 14 seconds
Jun 30 2007 2:28PM
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lunchmeat
Posts: 922 - Karma: 227
yah lean to one side and give a wipe, i bailed off trying it the opposite hand
Jun 30 2007 2:30PM
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GnarBurger
Posts: 3215 - Karma: 43
front to back
Jun 30 2007 2:30PM
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TonyTheTiger
Posts: 863 - Karma: 68
I'm a fan of the standing front to back motion.
Jun 30 2007 2:42PM
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fourhundred
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I always take a dump before the shower, and then soap up the cheeks and leave it spotless
Jun 30 2007 2:56PM
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hennessy1
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why is thaere a how do u wipe ur ass thread?


i have a panda do it for me
Jun 30 2007 3:30PM
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BvK
Posts: 868 - Karma: 11
Im a side, I find it to work even better...
And for those of u who wipe yur shit off with yur hand thats kinda sick, even with soap its still shit
Jun 30 2007 4:48PM
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jimmychung
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haha i was going to say that, it's astonishing
Jun 30 2007 4:58PM
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liukangkid
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 82
who wipes from the side?
not i
Jun 30 2007 5:09PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
My bitch does it for me.
Jun 30 2007 5:29PM
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steeze*nspice
Posts: 85 - Karma: 10
I go back to front, yea, get stink all up in my pink, that's how you like it isn't it. It makes it so dry, like a poon full of sand. hehehehehe
Jun 30 2007 6:19PM
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NinthwardKilla
Posts: 250 - Karma: 10
i don`t wipe my ass.
Jun 30 2007 6:25PM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
how do you think parmisian pete does it?
Jun 30 2007 6:35PM
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Sir.Pete
Posts: 1617 - Karma: 84
i get my girlfriend to lick it. then i kiss her.. then we switch. team pooping
Jun 30 2007 6:57PM
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Sir.Pete
Posts: 1617 - Karma: 84
and that was realyl weird that the last post was asking about me and then i clicked this thread... kinda creepy
Jun 30 2007 6:58PM
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Sir.Pete
Posts: 1617 - Karma: 84
ZOMGZQ!!!!!! POST WHORE!! SK333333333T. BANZOR BANZOR!!!! ZOMG~!!!!!!
Jun 30 2007 6:59PM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
pete u go sk33ting today?
Jun 30 2007 7:01PM
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sack
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 147
ah.........

ok
Jun 30 2007 7:33PM
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invader7
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haha o really
Jun 30 2007 7:45PM
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Sir.Pete
Posts: 1617 - Karma: 84
that sounds really hot acutally. i would really like to lick your poopy vag.. then get a papertowell and dry it out.. then actually get a bucket of sand and dump it all over you... then well you can guess the rest. i dont want to get banzored. but if your interested then msg me. xoxox

i love it dry
Jun 30 2007 7:55PM
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golf
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I like the no wipers, or when you know you don't have to wipe but you wipe once to make sure your ok
Jun 30 2007 9:37PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
the writer of this thread is obviously a snowblader. and inliner.
Jul 1 2007 12:20AM
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lushlaxstr
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under back to front
Jul 1 2007 12:22AM
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Wis_Skier_23
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I try to shit b4 all my showers too but i dont use my hand.....sick.....I wipe with toilet paper standin up and then in the shower i take a wash cloth and at the very end use it to wipe my ass......then i point the shower head lower and sort of bend over like i am takin it from a guy and use my hands to spread my cheeks.....it gets more clean than using your hands
Jul 1 2007 12:34AM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
..... gag wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much info
Jul 1 2007 7:04AM
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DeSena
Posts: 4126 - Karma: 1,352
one foot on toilet seat, one on ground, that way its wider so i can grip more
Jul 1 2007 8:27AM
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steezyjibber
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reach under and wipe
Jul 1 2007 8:48AM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
my mom wipes for me
Jul 1 2007 9:15AM
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killabees
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there ars some threads which are unnessisary for me to answer
Jul 1 2007 10:01AM
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honeydip
Posts: 984 - Karma: 20
its called a powerwasjher
Jul 1 2007 10:06AM
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SlickRick.
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haha way to descriptive
Jul 1 2007 11:07AM
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KG_
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shit underwater
Jul 1 2007 11:13AM
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ThaLetterM.
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hahaha i took a shit in the ocean one time and it floated into my cousin jake
Jul 1 2007 1:03PM
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dmc12380
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i use a blowdryer or a hot iron
Jul 1 2007 1:24PM
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SlickRick.
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ZOMG!!!1!!1!shift+1!!
Jul 1 2007 2:16PM
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Ben.
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OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 1 2007 2:54PM
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thenakedcellist
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wtf kinda thread is this
Jul 1 2007 6:25PM
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Bloom.
Posts: 3533 - Karma: 13,167
stand up and wipe nuff said
Jul 1 2007 6:43PM
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bangarangmules
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i meant. representing for the side wipers
Jul 1 2007 6:44PM
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