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ax_murderer
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i want to leave work tommorow early and not go in on sunday. my boss is pretty lenient but I still need a money excuse so he wont get angry.
any ideas? i was thinking im going to pick up a freind/relative at the airport? help!
Jun 29 2007 11:43PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Diarrhea always works.
Jun 29 2007 11:45PM
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twintip_payne
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u have a doctors apointment it works for me
Jun 29 2007 11:45PM
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ax_murderer
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but leaving early AND missing the next day? long ass doctors appointement
Jun 29 2007 11:46PM
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twix_182
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of course it also usually doesnt take long to pick someone up from an airport


wicked bad headache. pop some candy in a botle of tyenol and tale them when hes around. and just keep rubbing ur headand stuff and be like

"i needs to go homezies now"
and ur good
Jun 29 2007 11:50PM
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Nicholas.
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say you have to go to a wedding for your cousin in *insert state here* and that you are staying for a day
Jun 29 2007 11:51PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
you have to get out of work earlier to help your mom assemble a new grill that she bought your dad for his birthday before he gets back from golfing and his birthday is sunday and you forgot to ask for it off.... i dunno, just ask him real nice if you could get out early and have someone cover for you sunday and be honest
Jun 29 2007 11:52PM
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ax_murderer
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this is tommorow and sunday...
Jun 29 2007 11:52PM
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13stripes
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just say you got ABA
Jun 29 2007 11:53PM
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ax_murderer
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'leave work early for a physical thearapy appointement cuz i burnt my knee (he knows about this injury)' and then i'll call the next day with a HUGE case of the shits.
wadda ya think?
Jun 29 2007 11:53PM
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13stripes
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ABA is alot better excuse
Jun 29 2007 11:55PM
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maclem
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Sounds good enough to me. Just say it like your really self conscious about it, wisper it into the phone.
Jun 29 2007 11:55PM
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*V-Love*
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i hate when you say that!
Jun 29 2007 11:57PM
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13stripes
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and by the way, ABA is airborn aids
Jun 29 2007 11:59PM
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*V-Love*
Posts: 500 - Karma: 19
dont listen to him hes got FBA... fullblown aids

maybe that can be your excuse
Jun 30 2007 12:02AM
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bangarangmules
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thankyou for clarifying that. i was a little out of the loop. but yea i think your idea would work
Jun 30 2007 12:05AM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
you found out that you have a cousin and are gonna go meet him and he lives far away
Jun 30 2007 1:11AM
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zzyzx
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u could just not show up
Jun 30 2007 1:16AM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
tell him straight up you dont feel like working...maybe he'll respect your honestly and let you have the day off...naw that wont just call in sick
Jun 30 2007 1:20AM
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Quinn
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Tell 'em you got AIDS, but you'll be good by monday.
Jun 30 2007 1:21AM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
you are getting treatment for your jungle gonhorea
Jun 30 2007 1:51AM
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Tbrody
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 685
you're going hunting with your crazy uncle who won't take no for an answer
Jun 30 2007 1:54AM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
you smoked a little too much meth and are gonna be out all next day?



but seriously... just either go with the hella bad headache or say you have to leave early to go get a cousin then your gonna spend the next day with them
Jun 30 2007 2:12AM
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Shadows
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"my herpes is flairing up and i need to go get tested for HIV"
Jun 30 2007 2:13AM
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