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One seat cusion rule?

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*V-Love*
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This is a question mostly for the guys.... My friend Nicole and I always go to the movies together and the last time we went these two guys sat like three rows in front of us, they came in together but didnt sit next to eachother.... we thought maybe the dates had gone to the bathroom or something but they never came.... then we were told by our boss and a few other guys that when two guys go see a movie theres a "one seat cusion rule" so it doesnt look gay but its okay for two girls to sit right next to eachother...

i was wondering if this was really true or if my boss is full of shit lol.
Jun 27 2007 10:27PM
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DANETRON
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i hate when you get people who break that shit
Jun 28 2007 7:54PM
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duckets.
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the urinal rule is definitely a rule
but that things gay i alwyas sit next to dude friends
Jun 28 2007 7:55PM
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duckets.
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^^always
Jun 28 2007 7:56PM
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Nicholas.
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i take a one seat buffer if the theatre isnt crowded sometimes...nothin wrong with that. but you ARE gay if you dont use a one urinal buffer rule.
Jun 28 2007 7:57PM
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Pisces
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haha in school last year some freshman didnt know about the urinal rule and we only have 3 urinals in the main bathroom and 2 stalls and it was during lunch so a bunch f people were in there. there was like 2 or 3 people waiting to get into one of each (left urinal, right urinal, and each stall) and this freshman walks in and just goes for the middle urinal. it was fucking hilarious everyone was messing with him so bad he left the bathroom before he even finished pulling up his pants. it was amazing.
Jun 28 2007 8:03PM
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3ski6guy0
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i cant say ive ever followed this rule
Jun 28 2007 8:06PM
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Scolson
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What the hell you're not allowed to pisswhile standing too close to someone? Sure I'll try to stay away from other dudes if i can but waiting and making a line is retarded. Just keep your eyes forward, that's how it's done.
Jun 29 2007 10:35AM
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aja_kiki
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 51
yeah what the hell

why wouldnt you sit next to eachother. why is it gay for guys but cute for girls? i sleep in beds with girls... its cool..
Jun 29 2007 10:38AM
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fourhundred
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that's the lamest thing I've ever heard.. uh oh I'm sitting beside my friend, we must be in a gay relationship.. or we're just friends are don't care if my friend is beside me?
Jun 29 2007 10:40AM
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ThaLetterM.
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i was at the airport in vancouver pissing in the second to last urinal and all of a sudden this old guy just goes right next to me in the last one. i was literally shocked haha. i guess its because im so used to the "rule" but i almost said something. but then i didnt. then i went to burger king in the terminal and ate a western whopper. it was really good but i didnt grow a moustache like in the commercial. i was disappointed
Jun 29 2007 12:49PM
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andrewg
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Sometimes when im pissing kids will come up and choose the urinal next to me and then randomly start talkin......... i usually just ignore them.

does this happen to anyone?
Jun 29 2007 2:00PM
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grams.
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i love your posts.
Jun 29 2007 2:03PM
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C.R.420
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that is how you get two armrests. if you sit directly next to someone, the armrest in the middle is like a battleground for space.
Jun 29 2007 2:03PM
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duckets.
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^^ nah its really not that bad, just gotta budget
if its a bud or a good friend u can decide who gets the front and who gets the back
Jun 30 2007 12:45AM
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T-KR3W
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thats kinda homo...
Jun 30 2007 12:49AM
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T-KR3W
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ahahahah thats just wrong
Jun 30 2007 12:51AM
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13stripes
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hahahah yea, its the best to stand next to someone though cause they get so freaked out they'll walk away
Jul 3 2007 7:53PM
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396222687862
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word i saw a movie with my bud the other day, the chicks were outta town so we went, cause we wanted to watch the movie.
Jul 3 2007 7:57PM
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maclem
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Pants around your ankles too, like in 2nd grade. They leave so fast.
Jul 3 2007 8:10PM
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13stripes
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hahahha havent tried that yet
Jul 3 2007 8:11PM
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hurrisun
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that only happens in seinfeld an to peoplewho watch to much seinfeld
Jul 3 2007 8:14PM
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J.Bass
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if you were watching a movie at your house you wouldn't sit right next to each other. its not a rule but when convenient might as well space it out a bit.
Jul 3 2007 8:59PM
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maclem
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Works like a charm.
Jul 3 2007 9:01PM
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tribefan226
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i have hear d the rule. i think its a miller light "man law". i dont follow it though, its kinda stupid
Jul 3 2007 11:24PM
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comeatmebro
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the only "skip a space man law" or whatever is the skip a urinal one. i mean EVERY guy know that you dont go next to someone in a urinal. no matter what, even if there is a line.

but what the fuck, i must be gay or something. i go to the movies with just my buddy sometimes. we sit next to each other. one of us takes turns holding popcorn until one just puts it on the floor. seriously if you dont do that i think your gay.

Jul 3 2007 11:35PM
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Scolson
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You don't start a line if there is a free urinal. Unless it's a short one, then I just feel totally exposed and I have to go in a stall, but Im wierd. But yeaqh if I can I'll go to the one furthest away from other people.

I just cant fucking believe there's kids that are so shy or uncomfortable with themselves they can't even stand next to each other whiile pissing
Jul 4 2007 8:02PM
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Jwenz
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I have never really noticed it..not a rule if you ask me!
Jul 4 2007 8:04PM
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ski@work
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I have a personal three urinal rule in public washrooms.

I stand in the middle, Piss in the left and look in the right. S'funny, noone else ever uses any of the 3.
Jul 4 2007 9:11PM
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MistaFab
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i do it when its a really empty theater, gives you lots more room and il admit i think its a little gay that there are a million seats available but then two guys have to sit right beside each other. but if theres a bunch of people in there, and not neccessarily crowded, but kinda full then i dont care
Jul 4 2007 9:21PM
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gnustreetfool
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i was talking about the urinal rule not the movie seat thing, not the movie seat thing... gosh
Jul 4 2007 9:43PM
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newschooler7
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word. just look up or right ahead.
Jul 5 2007 12:35AM
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holyDINOSAURS
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yea hwhateer theyre just insecure
Jul 5 2007 12:43AM
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