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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
i was thinking about a while back during a snow storm when my neighbors were trying to go out- they had a german excahnge student in the back pusing- all of the sudden the car started to slide backwards- the girl fell and the car ran her over twice- then rolled down the hill and hit phone pole- the girls freaks out and sprints away screaming- the whole time me and my friends r building a kicker in the front yard and watch the whole thing- crazy ass shit- so now my neighbor- shes a senior in HS- has hit a stop sign, 2 mailboxes- two cars- a phone pole- and a german girl- anyway post ur shit
Jun 25 2007 8:01PM
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bp.lando
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this is the worst i've done
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Jun 25 2007 8:03PM
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timmi
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tried to have fun with an S bend on a backcountry road in the winter. ended up backwards in a ditch.
Jun 25 2007 8:05PM
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PagesHouse
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my friend katie flipped her jeep like 5 times up at the mountain

everyone now calls her dead kate because people thought she died
Jun 25 2007 8:09PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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i dont call her dead kate...
Jun 25 2007 8:10PM
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Bloom.
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that was so funny
Jun 25 2007 8:12PM
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Calb3rt
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Jun 25 2007 8:13PM
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Bloom.
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that sucks...........one time i was fucking around in my car on my dirt road. the road was covered in ice and i was trying to drift. i overcorrected the drift and flew off the road into a bush..made a little dent in the door. it turned out alright and taught me an important lesson
Jun 25 2007 8:18PM
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williams
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fell asleep at the wheel going 50. fucking worst way to wake up when your about to hit a tree and your in a gully. i drilled a tree, totaled my car, bruised my knee. worst experience ever. nuff said.
Jun 25 2007 9:40PM
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dmc12380
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my buddy told me a story of this kid who was shitfaced and driving home. He was speeding down his raod almost home and wraps his car around the tree in his front yard and dies.
Jun 25 2007 9:45PM
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PilleDaKid
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today was my first day driving and i was parking and i hit the gas instead of the brake and almost hit a wall. luckely i didnt but it scared the shit out of my mom and i thought she was never gonna let me drive again.
Jun 25 2007 9:46PM
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A_E
Posts: 15350 - Karma: 310
well i know this huge noob who fell asleep driving...very nuff sed
Jun 25 2007 9:46PM
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Sowleskier13
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i got in a pretty bad car crash in a storm right before an indoor soccer game. i wasnt hurt, so i still had to play and i was shaking and shit
Jun 25 2007 9:50PM
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DANETRON
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couple of kids i know have died in accidents, this one kid was doing 140 and hit a truck that wsa doing like 60 head on. 
Jun 25 2007 9:58PM
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purplejumpsuit
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a friend of mine bought a nice new car, wanted to show me and some other people it so he took us out for a little drive. It was the first day of rain in a couple months and he lost control around one corner, went into a ditch and got $2000 worth of damage. Only drove it for not even half a day...
Jun 25 2007 10:08PM
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skiierman
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My friend since kindergarten died in a car accident a few years back... I had to go to my other friend's birthday party a week after we found out that he didn't pull through the coma... she was dating him at the time... fucking sucked and still does.
Jun 25 2007 10:10PM
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396222687862
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my bros friend had an BMW m3 Imported for him. spent tons of money. he was changing the radio station going about 50, normal speed and looked up and was swirving real hard into oncoming traffic, he swung the car too hard back and flipped it into a ditch. goodbye imported m3. totalled
Jun 25 2007 10:12PM
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Jun 25 2007 10:33PM
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dgcarbs
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^^^^wtf??
Jun 25 2007 10:46PM
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steve.o
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got in the back of a truck with a drunk fool driving, hit a light post and hit a parked car, then i got out an ran
Jun 25 2007 10:56PM
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invader7
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did u live man looks prety serious
Jun 25 2007 11:06PM
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twintip_payne
Posts: 499 - Karma: 13
me and ski-unit-19 got into onje over the summer funny story the cop got all in his face
Jun 25 2007 11:08PM
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twintip_payne
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ok now hears the whole story cuz (Keith)ski_unit _19 wanted me to tell it so we are on our way back from the beach, Shania (i_ski_switch) is driving ski_unit_19 is in the front seat and me and sdubs(my little bro who just got on ns) are in the back seat so I_ski_switch(Shania) decided to make an illegal u-turn at about 80 miles per hour on a dirt road.(for those of u who don’t know her she’s a crazy bitch) We slide on the rocks and skid into the woods just barley missing trees, the mirror flys off cuz it just hit a tree. We are freaking out then a small weak tree eventually stops the car. We try to pull out but the car is stock in the woods so i_ski_switch starts to cry hard core cuz she thinks she has totaled her brand new Mazda 6 but there were just a lot of dents. Meanwhile in the back seat all sdubs is worried about is saving the drinks, so we can drink them while waiting for help. so after about 20 min of i_ski_switch crying and Ski_unit_19 yelling at her trying to calm her down the cop shows up> now this cop was the biggest ass iv ever meat. He asks me what happened and I not thinking I say were trying to make a u-turn and I rat her out. So ski_unit _19 whispers to me how he’s pissed that I said that and I told him and I said I was sorry, then the cop over hears us and is pissed off that we were whispering. He freaks out on Ski_unit_19 and Keith(ski_unit_19) just yells back at him like "y is it important, I don’t see y u need to no." so in the end i_ski_switch gets 2 tickets one for crashing and trying to make an illegal u-turn and one for 2 minors whispering to each other and not telling the officer what they said.(hahaha she deserves it hahaha lol) O ya and finally to top it of the next day she locks her keys in her car and has to call triple A to get in her car.

But now that it’s all said and down we laugh about it cuz it was so funny lol and she’s a bitch.
Jun 25 2007 11:41PM
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twintip_payne
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i do
Jun 25 2007 11:51PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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word. well told in all ways. that chick def deserved it. fookin bitch
Jun 26 2007 12:03AM
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twintip_payne
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haha so true she had it coming
Jun 26 2007 12:07AM
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Ski_Unit_19
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yeah she did. it was like a preemptive  strike against her.
Jun 26 2007 12:11AM
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twintip_payne
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the first of maney to come
Jun 26 2007 12:18AM
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Bini.
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slid up against a guardrail on a really snowy night where i could barely see anything, luckily it was covered in snow and i wasn't going fast. no damage. and strangely, i wasnt scared right as it happened and right after but i got shook up an hour later realizing what almost could have happened. no bueno
Jun 26 2007 12:33AM
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quixotic
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never been in an accident or gotten a tickit. woo hoo!
Jun 26 2007 12:47AM
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twintip_payne
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u will
Jun 26 2007 1:23PM
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kepler.
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the only destruction to my car has been from my lame drunk friends
Jun 26 2007 1:28PM
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Shorton
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i cant drive yet, haha
Jun 26 2007 1:39PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I totaled a honda CRX by sliding 360 on black ice @ 50 mph. Dumped a sport bike on the highway and bounced off a guardrail going 80 mph. And by far the WORST was, I was on my way to meet my bro to go skiing and i was on the access road to blue mtn. PA when a noob liftie about 18 is doin fishtails and slams right into the side of my yota totaling it. But other than that I'm a pretty good driver I think.

Also on a more serious note I lost my oldest bro in a car wreck back in 2001, now just me and my bro left of the three boys. He's having a rough time with his b-day this year cause he actually got older than his older brother, that's a wierd feeling I'm sure, I'll let ya know in two years.
Jun 26 2007 2:13PM
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mcnutty
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i hit a cow on the PA turnpike
Jun 26 2007 3:57PM
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honeydip
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HAHAHAHAH what the fuck is that
Jun 26 2007 4:03PM
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samurai_jack
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i was doing donuts in a field and a guy came out who owns the field and so i hurried to get out of there and i was driving to fast and i came to the gate (because it was a gated community) and i slammed on the brakes and couldn't stop so i had to make a decision if i hit the gate which would of been 2000 dollars or hit the brick pillar next to it so i swerved and dinted my bumper and made it way crooked
Jun 26 2007 4:20PM
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twintip_payne
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hahahah
Jun 26 2007 8:46PM
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DANETRON
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thats a horrible horrible accident good thing no one was killed
Jun 26 2007 8:50PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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uh, this one time, someone hit my car in a parking lot and drove away.

epic story.
Jun 26 2007 8:59PM
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hennessy1
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that is my fat nasty hoe
Jun 26 2007 9:26PM
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PacificRimJob
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Back when I had my BMW 325ix, I was making a right turn at a red light one time right when some fool in a mini-van passed me. I turned, put my car in 2nd gear, then saw the guy in the mini-van had slammed on his brakes for some apparent reason. I swerved left in order to miss him, and then the car lost control and I was drifting. I overcorrected and wound up going over the median right where a lightpole was, and smashing the side against the pole I got the car pointed in the right direction and pulled over. Got out. saw that my car was virtually fucked and pretty much totaled.

I didnt drive for 5 months.

Then I got my 98 Jeep Grand Cherokee. I was stopped at a light, and some crazy bitch in a brand new merc slams into the rear end of my car. Then, she was dumb enough to not hit the brake, but rather, hit the gas, therefore slamming into me once more.

Good fucking times dood.
Jul 10 2007 12:52AM
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lushlaxstr
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i was really fast around a corner on the sugarbush access road (about 80mph) and i was taking it wide, but i took it a little too wide and hit some loose gravel and lost control, and went off the road took out some signs hit a ditch missing 2 phone pole by an inch, and i went airborn and fliped around in the air, then hit the ground, did some more flips then landed on my side. walked away with a scratch on my left arm. thank god i was in a saab






Jul 10 2007 11:21AM
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Mezmerize19
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You should stole the sign...
Jul 10 2007 11:23AM
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lushlaxstr
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ha yeah i should have, but my parents were with me there, the next day.
Jul 10 2007 11:24AM
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*thebusiness
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LMAO epic
Jul 10 2007 11:40AM
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hennessy1
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i cant drive
Jul 10 2007 12:02PM
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LostCarKeys
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I can second this motion...

Crazy bitch was doing 50 through a school zone as I was pulling out of the entrance and she hits the front of my car. All her air bags deploy she totals her car and she gets a fat lip from the steering wheel.. I just had front end damage...
Jul 10 2007 12:14PM
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GatoGordo
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I haven't gotten in any crashes(although I don't know why, i only pay attention to the things around me maybe 50% of the time), but there have been two bad car crashes outside of my house. One of them, the car flipped almost a dozen times, and the people ran, and were pretty injured, and bleeding. The second one was on the last day of school, and the people would have flipped, but the town just built a new fence, and that stopped them from flipping. They ran too, and weren't injured. Both crashes involved a lot of alcohol, and i even found a can that was half empty(maybe half full) that was not bent, had no holes, and was sealed at the top. It was pretty trippy.
Jul 10 2007 1:15PM
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ride-rider
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i think i just vomited alittle in my mouth.
Jul 10 2007 1:59PM
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