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What to do for 15+ hours on a plane.

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jimmer
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i am going to be flying to spain in a couple days, and listening to music only lasts so long. anyone have any ideas on how to keep busy.
Jun 24 2007 7:57PM
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charmander
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masterbating/fucking flight attendants
Jun 24 2007 7:58PM
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Nicholas.
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dude learn to crochet and make like 5 hats or something huge and sick.
Jun 24 2007 7:58PM
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comeatmebro
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yeah that would be sicknasty

i like the first posts ideas best

or if you can draw or something do that....
Jun 24 2007 7:59PM
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garrett.
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sleeep.. bring every ski movie you own and watch them all
Jun 24 2007 8:01PM
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ATLskier
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get an airplane charger for your laptop.
Jun 24 2007 8:08PM
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jimmer
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i don't have a laptop....if i had a laptop i wouldn't have posted this thread
Jun 24 2007 8:09PM
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comeatmebro
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what if he doesnt ahve a laptop?

Jun 24 2007 8:09PM
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sktrkdo7
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dangerwank
Jun 24 2007 8:12PM
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jimmer
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wha?
Jun 24 2007 8:13PM
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comeatmebro
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YES
Jun 24 2007 8:14PM
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maclem
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Sleep. Thats what i do.
Jun 24 2007 8:17PM
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jimmer
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what the hell is dangerwank?
Jun 24 2007 8:18PM
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1080ski
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i went to spain this year but it wasnt a direct flight. 15 hours straight is pretty rough. i brought music, cards, movies, pencil and paper (to draw- takes up alot of time... just draw sick skiing pictures even if you cant draw (i cant draw all that well)). sleep alot too, it helps pass the time pretty quickly
Jun 24 2007 8:18PM
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thenakedcellist
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damn straight. you just mess wit dem they get so mad
Jun 24 2007 8:18PM
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eheath
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Sleep, portable DVD player, music, psp or something.
Jun 24 2007 8:19PM
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Lord_Piot
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xanax, and sleep
Jun 24 2007 8:20PM
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maclem
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Eat food.
Jun 24 2007 8:21PM
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jimmer
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any ideas on something i can make?

i fucking love arts and crafts!
Jun 24 2007 8:26PM
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comeatmebro
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hats, send me one
Jun 24 2007 8:28PM
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jimmer
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oh and preferably something that does not involve a large amount of skill, because i am worthless.
Jun 24 2007 8:29PM
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chapz
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learn how to crochet man, it just takes practice. if not, psp, a ds, sleep, music, bring a sketchbook,paper for making origamis haha i dunno
Jun 24 2007 8:31PM
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Billek
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Whack it in the bathroom and bust it in the sink, repeat that a lot of times and see if anyone says anything.
Jun 24 2007 8:32PM
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maclem
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Pick your scabs.
Jun 24 2007 8:35PM
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golf
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weed brownies or percs
Jun 24 2007 8:39PM
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kepler.
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ever think of gettin to know the people around you? thats what i do every plane ride and it makes it so fun. you meet some of the most interesting people ever
Jun 24 2007 8:51PM
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kepler.
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sorry for the double post

1. danger wank 149 up, 19 down

masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught.
Increasing the thrill by trying to finish cranking one off before you are caught

Geoff, fancying a danger wank, stood in his mum's bathroom,leaving the door open, grasped his throbbing member and shouted "Mum!"


Jun 24 2007 8:53PM
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jimmer
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hahaha, that example made me lol and lmao and rofl
Jun 24 2007 8:54PM
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kepler.
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go to urban dictionary, they get funnier
Jun 24 2007 8:56PM
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John.
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It's only the second thread, but Bump cause I have a long ass plane ride on Friday. Unfortunately, that's not enough time to learn to crochet. I'm planning on just sleeping lots. Hopefully it's one of those planes where you can pick your own movie and play games and stuff. Those make the ride sooo much better.
Jun 24 2007 8:59PM
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jksl
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go buy a Nifty Knitter at walmart or michael's or something...make hats and it's stupidly easy.
Jun 24 2007 9:06PM
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sherpasrock
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don't sleep for 2 days before the plane ride....then you'll sleep a TON on the plane.
Jun 24 2007 9:15PM
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steezyjibber
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get ns on the plane on a laptop and spend like 5 hours on it

then listen to music, psp, sleep, read a magazine
Jun 24 2007 9:19PM
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ktollefson_1080
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write a story.
Jun 24 2007 9:35PM
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ax_murderer
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jerk off
Jun 24 2007 9:35PM
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PilleDaKid
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bring popcicle sticks and glue and then the rest is up to you.

oh shit i made a rhyme.
Jun 24 2007 9:38PM
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caylorswift
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get drunk and pass out. one minute your drinking double gin and tonics and the next your landing in orlando... err, i mean spain.


thats not what i do or anything.
Jun 24 2007 9:42PM
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sconniestyle
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do this during one of the lulls in a flight...

get a compatriot to help you

each of you take a roll of toilet paper, leaving one end in the toliet bowl and rolling the rest out to the full length down the asile.

then flush, and see who's roll wins. you can bet on it if you'd like.

Jun 24 2007 9:43PM
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skiminnesota
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hold on a second

this is coming from a self confessed gay man


he must mean all the male flight attendants, now I get it..

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW i think I will go puke
Jun 24 2007 9:49PM
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grams.
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portable DVD players will only last you like 3-4 hours tops though...at least with mine
Jun 24 2007 9:54PM
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Elijah.
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Dude, get a pack of AA batteries, and bust out that old gameboy! With some fuckin' old school games, that shit NEVER gets old. pacman, pokemon and all that shit you'll never get bored.
Jun 24 2007 9:57PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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pokemon blue is the shit, best game ever hands down.  Dude just buy a knifty knitter a caveman with down syndrome could use one
Jun 24 2007 10:05PM
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charmander
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stfu im bi, i mean bang every single fucking flight attendant


your a fucking hommophobe
Jun 24 2007 10:53PM
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TheButterHashira
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listen to harry potter on cd
Jun 24 2007 10:57PM
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Eazy_Eags
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Read a book, music, sleep
Jun 24 2007 10:59PM
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skiRay
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yeah and the first post
Jun 24 2007 11:08PM
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treesmann
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crochet, music, dvd player
Jun 24 2007 11:48PM
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LS.
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i did that when i was going to london from boise, idaho
its not as long as you think
Jun 24 2007 11:49PM
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quixotic
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bring lots of FREESKIER magz.. get yo read on.

How about a Rubiks cube? like $2 will give you hours of joy!

Ummm... Pick your nose?

buy one of those little books with a bunch of word searches or crossword puzzles or sodoku's or whatever that jap shit is.

Uhhh... I can't think of anything else at the moment..
Jun 25 2007 12:17AM
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leckett1
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get a psp
Jun 25 2007 12:19AM
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aaron.ebner
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gett rollin on pain killers right before you get on the plane. you'll be chill and you can listen to music for like 3 hours and time will fly. then you'll sleep for a good ten hours. then wake up and throw stuff at fat people.
Jun 25 2007 12:25AM
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