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How to piss off my Neighbour?
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Well my neighbour is the biggest douche and i need a really good way or stunt to get back at them. Suggestions anyone please?
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hahahah nice one. i have neighbors from hell. all they do is lie about us. 2 loud ass barking dogs from 6 in the morning to 11 at night, liars, extremely messy place. hahhahahaha
and they tried to get us in trouble with the cops about yelling out the fuckin window, what the fuck, when theyre shitful dogs are always barking their fucking heads off
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^ i have a ton of neighbors like that- i shot one of their dogs with a bb gun cause i was tryin to sleep- lined up my sights and balsted the motherfucker- didn't do anything cept' for scare it away- needless to say i slept in peace
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and then they blow up when they mow the lawn
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ur retarded unless they mow the lawn and hit a rock like right after you put it down the only thing it will do is make the grass die
personally id hire a hit man
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Last night I was at my friends house, and he has shitty neighbors. So whenever anyone needed to piss, we went over to his neighbors porch, and pissed in their shoes that they left out on the front porch.
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or take a shit in a bag, put a firecracker in it, light it and throw it.. KABAAM shit all over the house
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Call the cops on their dogs. What they are doing can get them a ticket, if there is too much noise then they must keep the fuckers inside.
Also, tell the police you asked them many times politely and they told you to fuck off.
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play like loud and hardcore rapp with tons of cursing or put put beer can all over their lawn
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Sneak up and poop on their lawn whenever you need to, so it seems like their dogs but smells worse, and then watch them clean it up. They dont have any proof unless they spend a grand DNA testing the poop, which they're too fat to do. So snicker at them. and also just start puking whenever you talk to them.
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jiz on the door handle of their car or their door knob and sprinkle ur pubes on top
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take weed killer and spell sumthing in their grass or tp their house or take a broom stick and cut it to the perfect length and stick it so that it will push the horn down wile it is touching the seat so the horn stays on all the time
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thank god i have chill neighbors..
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shit on the gas cap of their car
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burn down their house or put diesel into their car, assuming it's not a diesel.
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i dont get what ur saying about the horn
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clearly this is the job for the flaming bag of shit
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putting the broom stick braced between their carseat and their steering wheel to hold down the horn. not really funny if you ask me.
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get some loud ass subs like me and roll by their house really slow...just blasting some lil jon...sure you will get the cops called on you but they cant do anything because they have no proof that you did anything...i dont know from expirence if this works or not i just heard it did...cough cough...haha :)
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siphon all of their gas in their cars if they dont garage them.
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put ice melt on there lawn and rat poison in the dog food
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Well, since it's your neighbor I am sure you know their address. Go to that US Postal Service site where they send you free boxes on request. Just fill it out and put there address. I'm sure you could send them hundreds of boxes. That would piss them off.
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thats what i was gunna say!
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i was gonna say the lawn, does their car have a sunroof??
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haha whatthehuck... thats catchy...
very catchy
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Paint some random shit on their house. Or take some kind of weed killer or something that will kill grass and write something bad in their lawn...
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fuck his daughter/dog/son/cat
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order like 5 pizzas and tell the place ur neighbors adress. do it like, once a day, so when they actually want pizza the place will say no. also, you can just shit in a bag and light it on their front step, thats always classic and classy
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light a bag of poo on fire and throw it on their doorstep.
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pour gasoline (or whatever kills grass) on their lawn in the shape of a giant penis.
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hahahahahahahahaahhaahha thats the best answer
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hot damn...i woulda actually killed the dog. but bb's are fun.
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jam the bromm stick in between the horn and seat, so that is is pushin the horn on all the time.
my great ant lives beside me and she is a bitch, she is always yelling at us for are ski ramps, and shit, she put kitty litter on are path cause it went on there lawn.
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ok so my neighbors are retarded and parked the cars right infront of my house. so our gutter always gets lots of dirt in it from wate washing it down. anyway my dad cleaned it up and its in a wheel barrow so i went and put it all over the hood of the car pretty deep and threw some dandilions and chick weed on it so now they have a hood garden. pretty gay but whatever
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Smear a bunch of poo under the door handle of their car. Make sure you get a healthy amount so it doesn't all dry out and wipe off any visible excess on top.
Anything involving poo will work.
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my dads a landscaper so he just sandbags my neigbors with giant walls of trees so i never really see my neighbors unless im driving somewere.... lol good thing he's a cop
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hahaha well thanks guys for the suggestions...i will defiantly use most of them.
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try this one it will definitly freak them out majorly.....ok what you will need
1)Fishing line
2)a Band-aid
3)a penny(any coin will work)
What you want to do is go to one of their windows, make sure it is one where they will be nearby, also make sure their is some sort of plant or curtain covering the bottom corner of the window......next take the band-aid and unpeel it...what you will want to do is take the top part of the band-aid and stick it to the window (make sure it is pointed up and down), then take the fishing line and stick it to the bottom sticky part then put the coin over the fishing line.....then what you want to do is unroll the fishing line until you can hide behind something where they cant see you such as a bush.....then pull back and forth on the fishing line and this will cause the penny to swing back and hit the window making a tapping sound.....after they look out the window and no one is there and you are tapping on it it will really freak them out majorly.....this has to be one of my favorite pranks and if they come outside just cut the fishing line and haul ass the other way
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Put powdered milk all over their lawn so when they try and wash it off with a hose it turns into real milk and then curdles in their lawn... and they can't get it out.
But you might not want that right next to your house, shit reaks!
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i dont have neighbors yay.
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wow thats a gay one faggot
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so wat u gotta do is take some beer and microwave it, eventually it will turn into paste. then go over to their house and spread the beer onto their windows of the cars, the cars will reek of beer. then put an empty beer can in the backseat. call the cops one day when u see them driving and say u think there are drunk. the cops will pull them over, and their car will be reeking of beer and with the can in the back, they will get arrested for driving with an open bottle.
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