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Possibly the Funniest Video Ever Created - Internet vs. Real life
boring at best
You have to proove yourself, show that you are the stronger man. Just sack up and kill someone. -maclem
"you could put it in escrow"
"i hate you, and i hate the bands you like!"
"you deserve to die! go to hell and burn!!!!"
"would you like to change your homepage..."
haha, that was pretty good. the harry potter dub-over was way better though
"I dont know i've never experienced good finger banging.
Last time, well to be honest it wasn't a very clear night, but it felt like eternity so i got up, showered and turned on madagascar again."
i didnt find that funny at all
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maybe im just retarted then..... i thought it was awsome
na it was quite hilarious. i was startled at first with it being red vs. blue. but that just made it better
yes i realize it looks like penis jibber
Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeackable drive for something new... For me theres skiing, nothing more, nothing less and it encompasses everything, every day I'm out there------------- PEP FUJAS
oh man. have fun with your iphones guys. you'll really enjoy the touch feature. turns out phones dont know the difference between the touch of your finger and the touch your cock poking into you pocket after a walk-through of the girls section in hollister. - snobunny
pm me for a invite to the candian cult
correct spelling is for nacys
I think you are...the last part (politics) was sick...the rest...not so much
"Clock in kinda winded cause I ran up the steps, no seconds left, would have complained but I'm employed and have breath to breathe"
-Surreal and DJ Balance, "Car and a Job"
now you got me sittin here playin with my balls tryin to figure out what youre talking about.
Sorry had to quote this...it was too funny to pass up!!!
"well i hope u get raped...twice. then maybe you'll feel different"
Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.
I thought it was funny as shit the internet sucks...
Im going to go masturbate.
They say 60% of the time, it works every time.
you're amused easily
It's gotta have Six Strings
And the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply,
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why,
He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young lad.
I think you'll do",
So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that,
huh , me workin' for you."
Haha I love Red Vs. Blue.
Despite what you may have heard, Jesus only likes you as a friend
funny...not laugh out loud funny, but i liked it. and those jokes have been used before...(dave chappelle?)
....there was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten
different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did
PM me for an invite into the Apple Heads Cult.
insert witty quote here
It was entertaining.
if skierman dosent know him then he cant be that famous
i was gonna see it, but then skiierman said he wasn't
FREE 315!!!!! Stop the oppression!!!
Ban All Noobs Campaign '07
Found it pretty funny.
the only part i liked was the discussing politics part, because it perfectly described political debates on ns.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
Xbox live gamertag: chazferrari689
Ride for Christ
Rage Against the Machine Cult
hand out meth and guns.
hahahahahahahahah I laughed quite loudly at work
RIP-my ACL, MCL, Meniscus, and tendon in neck...oh and my season, job, trip to New Zealand...etc
To have a great adventure and survive requires good judgment. Good judgment comes from experience. And experience, of course, is the result of poor judgment
And I suppose you are the highest authority on what is funny. You are a tool.
They say 60% of the time, it works every time.
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come on dude. travis heeds right sleeve is 4 feet son
-wiRIPPER2 (on the topic of how big to make a crocheted hoodie)
i didnt find that funny
wait..it snows in ohio?-josh bibby
last line was the best part in the whole thing
haha i liked it
"Plus, she has boobs, boobs make you quite popular on newschoolers for some strange reason."-Jessbuff
Member Number- 13302
i love red vs, blue and i loved this clip.
Message me to get in the Belleayre Cult.
hahahahahahaha, that was hilarious. so many awesome quotes in there.
She keeps me close to her heart in a lock
I keep her close to my cock
on a picture in my pocket
I cannot stop
No matter how hard I try
"It is simply that we can all be good boys and wear our letter sweaters around and get our little degrees and find some nice girl to settle, you know, down with... take up what a friend of ours calls the hearty challenges of lawn care... Or we can blaze! Become legends in our own time, strike fear in the heart of mediocre talent everywhere"
good for rvb
You're kidding me right? Who the hell would sponsor a 5 year old who can ski down a groomer?
- (e)heath...he even hates on 5 year old girls
dont lick a toad. cause then ur licking every toad that toads been with-marsland10
BAAHAHAHAHA "maybe you should get raped, twice!"
"so Big Boy..I-"
"Your not a girl"
"what? Yes I am!"
"A real girl?"
"WHOS A GIRL!?!? I LIKE GIRLS!"
"I LOVE ANGELINA JOLIE! DOES ANYONE LSE LOVE ANGELINA JOLIE?"
"WOULD YOU LIKE A BIGGER PENIS? WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE IT, I COULD SUGGEST SOME PLACES!"
"I VOTED FOR NATER, I HATE EVERYONE!"
..................................................................B w L a A t C c K h
"never show weakness"
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