so this week i'm having my grad/18th birthday party. mom's getting a cake and though it could just say "congratulations and happy 18th" i am very against that. mom thought itd be funny for it to say "it's a miracle" or something.. but i thought the creative minds of ns could come up with something alot better.
have at it.
"we are not feeding whiskey to the children, mother grandma."
"you know the goonies? doesn't she look like sloth?" - IAMGODLIKE______NOT
"yeah... Heyyyyy youuuuu guyyyssss!" -DynastarriderGP
"im so sick of 360s. how many fucking 360s do you see these days? its like 'oh i'm hitting a backcountry jump and i did a 360.' nice job. yanno?" -dougbishop