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Drinking = Nasty Shit In The Morining
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Lately when I have been drinking, I will wake up the next morning and have to take the most brutal shit...Like nasty ass diarrhea....My friend says that drinking a lot of water will help you not shit like that the next day...I don't know how well that works but anyone have any other solutions?
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drinking alot of water while drinking will lessen hangovers but so far your the only one ive heard of that alcahol makes them shit...
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cheap beer + cheap cigars = insane shitting
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lol we tend to get the most budget shit we can
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ive never made the connection until now but i've done that before.
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Welcome to the beer shits
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my beer shits reak of acid, frat basement, and plain ol' poop
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19000 something? POST WHORE
jk
dont ban me plzz
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beer shits are sooo bad especialy when they last the entire next day. and then there are those time where youre at work and just cant get to a washroom.
But I think we can all agree how great one feels after taking one of these. My body just wakes up and Im not crouching over like an asshole anymore
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beer farts are AWFUL, i cant stand myself even if its just a little one it reeks.
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well it's good to see that i'm not the only one with this shitting after drinking problem.
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beer shits suck balls, thats why i only drink hard shit, but i just had beer for the first time in atleast a year tonight, and ive gone to the bathroom every ten minutes, its so gay
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thats the beauty of drinking beer, seeing how much shit you can piss on
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only way is to chug abeer right wen u wake up
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see that isnt fun, i mean it was fun before, but now that im in bed on a laptop, getting up every 5 minutes to piss sucks, but making fun of my gf for staying home instead of coming out is worth it, but she doesnt think im drunk because i type so good, but still i get to make fun of her for once so its all good
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i tell ya, you drink about 18 pbr's, its gonna be on a like a faucet the next morning.
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called the "Beer shits" for a reason. Kind of enoyable
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Well I had a great deal of beer shits this morning. Woke up with a tingly feeling in my lower intestines and was like, not cool. Thing is, I was in my girlfriends bed. So I try and suck it up and go back to sleep. 10 o'clock comes around I tell her I have to get to work. Little does she know Im at home on NS after having quite the time defacing the toilet bowl. I feel like a new man.
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hahahah that happened to me this morning. i drank last night and i woke up with the biggest stomach cramp and i went all out on the toilet. it alwatys happens
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drink hard a like a man so you dont shit like a pussy.
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yep. get it almost every time i get real drunk. usually after eating dennys at 5am also.
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girls don't poop...what are you talking about?
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they bitch instead to get rid of body waste
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Wow!!! i just drank some moonshine and heineken last night and got mad shits this morning, this has never happened to me except after i read this thread. WTF
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this man has the worst smelling beer shits ever.
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i had the worst smelling beer shits this morning. i mean they always smell worse than normal but today was just wrong.
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mmmm beer shits... soo much better than being constipated, except it takes the whole roll of toilet paper to get clean. im gonna use a squeegee next time
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try drinkin 4 protein shakes a day that have four to five scoops in them and a bunch of other supplements believe me you will definately be not claiming your farts....youll be runnin from them...lol
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why do yout hink your shits are so bad? You are shitting out all of your shakes and supplements and wasting your money...
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getting the shits the next day, what did you expect
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