haha, tequila is the devil, here is my lastest tequila adventure...
Allright, so I start the night off really earily, like 6 o'clock, just drinking beers and watching tv, so by about eleven, my friends decide its time to bring out the tequila, they wanted chasers, I said fuck that and pounded like four shot. Now party time. So somehow I end up at a party like two miles away from my dorm, and procede to down tequila like no other. There were mad chicks there, and one really wanted my nuts, but I thought I could do better. Then, I see a bottle of wine, finish it and black out. (The next day I found out I went up behind chick and turned them around made out with them, and tried to get them to give me head) So then the party gets busted by the cops, my homies and I apparently split somehow and ran for like 2 hours, got food, chilled in a park, and ran from the cops. So now its like 3 am, and I start to come back, I go go into my dorm, and pass out in the bathroom. Next thing I know, I'm laying in the hall wall with some bitch cop yelling at me to breath into a breathalizer. There were like paramedics, and shit loads of firefighters there too for some reason. Then I blow a .09(haha I actually beat that shit soooo good:) ) Then I'm in the parking lot hand cuffed in the back of a car, I pass out yet again. I wake up the next morning in a drunk tank, like "where the fuck am I?" To add to it my entire arm was covered in blood and cut up(I had a cast on from a broken wrist/thumb, so they put that shit on mad tight on my arm = worst pain ever) So after one of my bro's bails me out, I end up with an MIP, bloody arm, hangover, and I'm covered in mud(apparently I fell in a stream/creek while running form the cops)
so sorry that it so long, but long story short, tequila = bad
