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eheath
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That commercials for bitch beer (ie smirhoff ice etc) have guys drinking it? It's redic, guys don't drink mikes hard and smirhoff ice, its fucking stupid. Sorry I'm bored and I saw a smirhoff commercial and noticed it.
Jun 13 2007 2:12AM
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Aclique_Clothing
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hahaha soo true
Jun 13 2007 2:13AM
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Campeador
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Some bitch asked if we could fill our keg with mikes hard lemonade for this next weekend. I couldn't do much else but laugh.
Jun 13 2007 2:14AM
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eheath
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I watched a girl beer bong a bitch beer and another girl beer bong a tilt. I wanted to puke watching, uhhhh.
Jun 13 2007 2:15AM
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Mr_Bojangles
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I used to drink Smirnoff Black's, now I drink scotch and coke.
Jun 13 2007 2:17AM
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Shadows
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i dont drink a lot, but i think beer tastes like shit. if im gonna get drunk i want to enjoy it. so i drink what you would call bitch beer untill i get drunk enough to where beer tastes good.
Jun 13 2007 2:17AM
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eheath
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Are you serious? If you're over the age of 18 that is just ridiculous. Beer is delicious.
Jun 13 2007 2:19AM
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Shadows
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i disagree, its a little bitter.
Jun 13 2007 2:21AM
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Campeador
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Damn right, give me some keystone light and a 40 of Mickey's any day. Beer is delicious as long as its cold. I usually start out taking shots of whatever hard liquor there is before moving on to the beer. I need to be drunk enough before I'm too incoherent to realize I'm drinking smirnoff ice. I won't lie though, it does taste good to cool the throat down while smoking a blunt, better than beer in that respect.
Jun 13 2007 2:25AM
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Love_Wins.
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Eh, bitch beers can be okay sometimes, but not usually.

And not all beer is good, I dislike most of that shit you buy at the gas station in cans, but most micro-brews are really good.
Jun 13 2007 2:28AM
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eheath
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I could drink cold keystone light for the rest of my life, it runs in my veins.
Jun 13 2007 2:33AM
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whattheshit
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Pure marketing. 


those companies are desperate to shed the stigma that has been attached to their drinks.  by putting guys in the commercial they condition you to thinking that its okay for a guy to drink those drinks because we see one of our peers doing it.  you know the smirnoff ice commercials with the guy and the dogs in the stripped dune buggy? they just try to make the person drinking it look cool or masculine.  

same deal with cigarettes.  back in the day it was only men who smoked cigs, but a named edward burnaise who was an american version of freud.  suggested the movie actresses smoke on screen, and also they had women rights rallies light up cigs while they marched to create a buzz in the media.  they compared the cigarettes as a phallic symbol which meant if women smoked the cigs they had power, because they had a "penis".    there was a documentary about it on google vids ill try to find if this kind of shit interests you. 

pyscho analysis.
Jun 13 2007 2:45AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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I dont know man ive met some pretty sweet girls i guess cause they usually try and out drink me drinkin beer i only have one friend that drinks bitch beer and thats cause shes allergic to hops!
Jun 13 2007 7:27AM
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tequila
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I'll happily drink lager all day and night, but I can't stand ale.
Spirits are more fun anyway....
Jun 13 2007 7:50AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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Do you like Guiness!I love it!
Jun 13 2007 7:57AM
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tequila
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Only on St Paddys - bit heavy for me......
whisky on the other hand...... :D
Jun 13 2007 7:58AM
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supersteez420
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hell yeah dude a 40 mickeys is how i studied for my finals this week damn that shit is good!!!!
Jun 13 2007 8:02AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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I love my Jack Daniels! Jameson Irish Whiskey is good too but not to just casually drink only to get fuckered up ....LOL!
Jun 13 2007 8:09AM
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tequila
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Oh man, Jameson - drank so much of that this St Paddys - bought by some Irish people too!!!!
Jun 13 2007 8:19AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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Yeah St Patty's is huge up here in Montana so im no stranger to the irish or carbombs for that matter!
Jun 13 2007 8:20AM
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zozo
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you just need to drink more of it! duh
Jun 13 2007 8:22AM
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rastarider1080
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smirnoff is the most popular drink amoung teenage girls.
captain morgans is the most popular amoung teenage guys
Jun 13 2007 8:24AM
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tequila
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Its probably bigger over there than in Leeds! Though its a pretty damn good night....:D
Jun 13 2007 8:25AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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Captain Mo blows try Sailor Jerry's youll never go back and its 91 proof and smoother!
Jun 13 2007 8:27AM
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tequila
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I want to try Sailor jerry's - but never found a bar that sells it :(
Jun 13 2007 8:29AM
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*Four*Zero*Six*
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Its just the same price as Cap Mo too! i like it cause it doesnt have that bitter bite to it you like gold rum has as apposed to silver and the same with Tequila!
Jun 13 2007 8:33AM
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t-roy
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I never noticed these commercials, but it is a decent marketing strategy. I have never bought them before because it costs too much for less alcohol. Yes they taste like koolaid and will get you drunk if you drink 20 of them, but by then you will be dead from the sugar.

Beer sure is delicious though once you have acquired a taste for it. at first yeah almost everyone will think it tastes nasty. but you will keep drinking it and eventually fall in love. no that isn't exaggeration.

and FYI, Red Dog is an incredibly cheap beer but also really good. next time you're looking for cheap beer try it out. i heard so many bad stories about it so i was afraid to try it, but i did and turns out it's awesome.
Jun 13 2007 1:32PM
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C.R.420
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yeah man I love Keystone. It is the dankest cheap beer.
Jun 13 2007 1:56PM
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SiverMike
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haha what are you? a queer?
Jun 13 2007 2:05PM
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KG_
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i see ppl walk out of gas stations w rthat shit n laugh soo hard... and they know it too. get som fucking red dog or mickeys or nadi n get some hair on ur balls
Jun 13 2007 2:11PM
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*DwC*
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what thats the worst beer you could drink, shits like water...
Jun 13 2007 2:11PM
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yelsel
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yeah keystone is pretty shitty but thats just my opinion. i drink beer when its super warm out, mostly red stripe, magic hat, smitchicks etc. when its not so warm out i stick strictly to JD on the rocks! werd
Jun 13 2007 2:31PM
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king.tubby
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i have a good buddy, he's like 26, and he LOVES to drink Boone's Farm, which is either one step above or below "bitch beer."
Jun 13 2007 2:35PM
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yelsel
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def below. haha
Jun 13 2007 2:38PM
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Frza
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Bud Ice Tall Boys is the King of cheap beers. Keystone and Light beers are for pussies.
Jun 13 2007 2:50PM
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andrewg
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lol, id say its about equal with bithc beer
Jun 13 2007 2:50PM
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t-roy
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boone's farm is fun to drink once in a while. bong a whole bottle of orange hurricane and you'll be so happy.
Jun 13 2007 2:56PM
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skiierman
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My first time to a club I ordered a Smirnoff. I danced with only two girls that night.... damn it.

But anyways my drink of choice is Corona. mmmmmmmmmm
Jun 13 2007 3:31PM
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eheath
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No me gusta corona. Miller lite THE BEST domestic beer ever.
Jun 13 2007 5:35PM
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Ryanvdonk
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besides bud light, now that's just nasty.
Jun 13 2007 5:36PM
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ijibgoremtn
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this is true i love beer a lot, but the smirnoff things are good every once in a while
Jun 13 2007 5:37PM
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ijibgoremtn
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especially after smoking a bowl they taste mad good, then after that i go to beer
Jun 13 2007 5:39PM
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lushlaxstr
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not true! i love bitch beer.
Jun 13 2007 5:41PM
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e.will
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cheap beers, in my ranking.

1.keystone
2.Natty or pbr(toss up)
3.old milwalkee
Jun 13 2007 6:36PM
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ThaLetterM.
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why yes, i have noticed that you are a fat waste. im flattered you asked.
Jun 13 2007 6:38PM
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mfz
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southern comfort is the best
Jun 13 2007 6:40PM
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skogenjake
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i love red stripe, guiness, blue moon...all the good stuff, but honestly last weekend at stews there was some hard sweet tea and all this bitch stuff...the alcohol is so well hidden in there. the stuff is like candy.

i think a clever commercial for like guiness is to parody that situation with guys drinking the bitch drinks, and have like zima kegstands and shotgunning a smirnoff
Jun 13 2007 6:45PM
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eheath
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Yeah those are usually the beers i drink every weekend, sometimes there are specials like 8 bucks for an 18 of old mil (currently going on, ive been drinking a lot of it). Otherwise its 15 bucks cubes or 16 buck 30.
Jun 13 2007 6:46PM
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tequila
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Desperados - tequila flavoured and true seasonnaire beer :D
Jun 13 2007 6:59PM
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Charley.
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word
Jun 13 2007 7:01PM
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timmi
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haha i cant beleive people judge others by a drink in there hand. a beer doesnt make you a fucking lumberjack. drink whatever you want.
Jun 13 2007 7:27PM
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