this was taken from jesusjr.com
Was
Jesus a poser?
When you sit down to think about it Jesus is alot like Wendy.
And when I say Wendy I mean Dave Thomas', God rest his soul, bitch
daughter. This girl just sits around all day waiting for the checks
to roll in, she does nothing. Have you ever seen a comercial with
her, has she ever worked at a drivethru at midnight? NO, she doesn't
do anything she just lets her daddy do all the work. Jesus is
the same way, he was lucky enough to be Gods son and thats about
it. Hell he was such a duche bag they strung him up like a piece
of meat and let him slowly die.
All those miracles you see hapening, yea those were Gods. I wonder
if God ever beats Jesus. I mean probably not he's so powerful
he would kill im with a single blow, but I bet he thinks about
it. Why the hell do you think Jesus is comming back some day?
It's becasue god can only take so much before he kicks that little
slacker out of the house. I mean in todays world there are magicians
that could take Jesus off his pedistal. I guess the only point
of this rant is to tell people they need to forget about Jesus,
cut out the middleman and go straight to the source, God. And
they should change the name to Dave's.
ThePopeShinesMyShoes
EastCoastPride- ''Dude, just remember the Jesus Steeze and you'll be fine because He will be watching over you.''
