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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
i just dislocated my pinky toe and i cant get it back in, and it hurts so fucking much.aahhhhhhhhh. usually if i step on it or walk on it, it will pop back in, but its not this time ahhhhh fuck it hurts
May 28 2007 7:59PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
webmd.com
May 28 2007 8:01PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
only talks about broken toes, ahhhh i cant move ittttt
May 28 2007 8:02PM
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UNREAL
Posts: 3989 - Karma: 23

Lolzorz

May 28 2007 8:26PM
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Jwenz
Posts: 8893 - Karma: 7,633

three words: doctors

May 28 2007 8:27PM
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gnustreetfool
Posts: 2595 - Karma: 51
be a real man use a hit it with a hammer
May 28 2007 8:27PM
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[JP-of-SC]
Posts: 345 - Karma: 10
cut it off, it's not like you use it or anthing..
May 28 2007 8:41PM
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Steezysmurf
Posts: 1663 - Karma: 3
so youre that weiner who complained about his toe!
May 28 2007 8:42PM
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ECshredder
Posts: 989 - Karma: 11
you gotta pull it out first then straighen it and then it will go back in
May 28 2007 8:43PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
yup - pull it straight out as hard as you can until it pops.
May 28 2007 8:44PM
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2+2=5
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 18
make a small incision with a scapel on knuckle, it makes everything better
May 28 2007 8:45PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
i tried that!!! its not working! its been over an hourrrr owwwww
May 28 2007 8:54PM
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snowmuncher
Posts: 422 - Karma: 19
be happy you dont have to walk on it.
pull it out than push it while twisting it to the side, it works with thumbs.
May 28 2007 8:55PM
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keystoner1
Posts: 2143 - Karma: 11
how did this happen but u may wanna try again
May 28 2007 8:56PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
id just drink and take alot of prescription pain killers, yep that oughta work real good
May 28 2007 9:01PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
i was running to my computer and hit my pinky toe on my piano.....it hurts soooo bad
May 28 2007 9:15PM
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keystoner1
Posts: 2143 - Karma: 11
im sorry but that is funny if it hurts really bad tryin again to pop it bak in is pry teh best u can do
May 28 2007 9:15PM
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ecsm.
Posts: 1373 - Karma: 455
that probably hurts alot...just pull and push all different ways
May 28 2007 9:32PM
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STREETS
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 15
NS isn't that important.
May 28 2007 9:34PM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
HAHAHAH. I'm slightly amused/happy cause your posts usually annoy me. But then again, you dislocating it is just causing you to make MORE posts...so its kind of bittersweet.
May 28 2007 9:36PM
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freeski07
Posts: 696 - Karma: 47
but apparantly his porno was
May 28 2007 9:36PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
its been 2 hours, i have pushed, pulled squshied and every other shit. nothings working
May 28 2007 9:36PM
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Steezysmurf
Posts: 1663 - Karma: 3
we are on the same page
May 28 2007 9:40PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
hahaha that made me laugh if you dont know what he's talking about
May 28 2007 9:41PM
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goonsquad
Posts: 550 - Karma: 224
just keep trying it
May 28 2007 9:42PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
that hurts! cant you see im in SEVERE PAIN??????
i think its bad karma, my mom told me not to eat any of these chocolate she got from britian, but i did eat one.....wasn't worth it...
May 28 2007 9:43PM
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keystoner1
Posts: 2143 - Karma: 11
doctor time?
May 28 2007 9:45PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
go to the doctor..duhh
May 28 2007 9:47PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
doctors are for sallys! and what doctor's office will be open (in a small town in vermont) at 9:30 on memorial day? and you might say, go to the hospital? yea that will be cool, ill be sitting next to the guy with half his arm cut off, gushing blood all over and he will ask whats wrong with me and ill be like "i dislocated my pinky toe"
May 28 2007 9:49PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
exactly what i was thinking
May 28 2007 9:58PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
picture...
May 28 2007 10:00PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
shit, i pushed on it from the side, and i felt the bone move back into place...wierd feeling......FINALLY........ it pops when i curl my toes though
May 28 2007 10:02PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
well then it just must not hurt that bad, so quit bitching.

(moral of the story: if it hurts that bad, get it fixed, and stop whining.)
May 28 2007 10:03PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
Posts: 3867 - Karma: 20
dude honestly, go to a hospital haha. Your not gonna get too much sympathy if you stay here and keep posting with a messed up toe.

:: (

But yeh that sucks.
May 28 2007 10:04PM
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Keenbo
Posts: 404 - Karma: 66
dude... you are a fucking pussy.
May 28 2007 11:00PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
dude, it dislocated! my bone was sticking out the side of my toe
May 28 2007 11:27PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
maybe its not dislocated?broken perhaps?
May 28 2007 11:33PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
fucking shit would be so gross dude.  I woulnd't recommend it.
May 28 2007 11:39PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
hardy har har...
May 29 2007 9:21AM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
dude just fucking fuck that shit. you canf fuck shit if dont have shit to fuck. how much shit would you fuck if you could fuck shit?
May 29 2007 10:24AM
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Dr.Seuss
Posts: 758 - Karma: 16
how much shit could a shit fuck shit if a shit fuck could fuck shit
May 29 2007 12:39PM
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SIX
Posts: 4595 - Karma: 506
word
May 29 2007 12:46PM
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Nihiriju
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 27
fuck the shit, fuck the fucking shit yeah, the shit the fuck the fucking shit fuck.  SOB
May 29 2007 1:27PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
wow...
May 29 2007 8:15PM
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