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steezmonger
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hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
Just been reading up about it.
Gullible is not the word!
May 23 2007 3:59PM
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TheButterHashira
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xenu took all the souls of the aliens to a megaplex where they watched movies of all the world religions
May 23 2007 4:02PM
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backwards.
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thank you for sharing that enlightening piece of information.
May 23 2007 4:03PM
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newschooler7
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Ahhaa the Soulth Park episode is so funny. Is the shit they talk about in it real or just made up?
May 23 2007 4:54PM
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teh_bener
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isnt tom cruiz scientologist??
May 23 2007 5:05PM
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PooterCrunk69
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yeah, the scary part is he is like one or two steps below the highest level of scientology
May 23 2007 5:08PM
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MrScruff
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-126281853779690652

Watch this to see how nutty they are. The reporter gets constantly tailed and interrupted by them trying to be like secret agents against Xenu or some shit. You'll be cheering him when he finally flips out on them :)
May 23 2007 5:08PM
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Eazy_Eags
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"Im angry, REAL ANGRY"


hahahahahah
May 23 2007 5:11PM
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TheButterHashira
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south park is not joking that is what they actually believe in
May 23 2007 5:40PM
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lushlaxstr
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un fortunaly its real haha
May 23 2007 5:41PM
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UNREAL
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I was laughing all through that vid.... "IM mad, REAL mad"
May 23 2007 5:45PM
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gregor
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That programme was scary. I hope it never becomes a recognised religion in the UK.
The scientologist said "Brainwashing is a crime against humanity." Damn right it is mate I hope you go to jail.
May 23 2007 6:13PM
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ThaLetterM.
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holy shit. that was one angry british man towards the end of that video. scientology is pretty fucked up. i wonder if those celebrities are paid to support it?
May 23 2007 6:40PM
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duhamelski
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i bet tom cruise gets such a huge check for being a scientologist
May 23 2007 7:36PM
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eastcoastsoloMAN
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those guys are crazy it is like one reigon based on a corny scifi movie and they also belive that the world is going to end every other day
May 23 2007 7:42PM
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flux-capacitor
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this is the end of a doc that was shown in the uk last week. its so funny the interview guy starts getting stalked and shit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wskevXsARs
May 23 2007 7:45PM
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doublexl
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tom, come out of the closet. hahaha
May 23 2007 8:36PM
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newschooler7
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Does anyone know any legit info about this? I really want a good laugh... For real though.
May 23 2007 8:41PM
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TheButterHashira
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my buddy wrote a research paper on it and what the southpark episode said is actually true
i think a website about it is xenu.net
May 23 2007 10:01PM
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gregor
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Watch the BBC documentary above and read the wikipedia definitions. Crazy ass shit. Basically in the 50s this con artist who wrote science fiction novels decided he'd make a fast buck by brainwashing people into thinking they need his method of faith for happiness (like those self help guys that are everywhere are the moment). He then charged them to find out more about the faith piece by piece. As they find out more and more, it turns out its just some crazy science fiction story that he wrote but people still believed him cos they were brainwashed. Now he's dead and its kicked off big time.
May 23 2007 10:01PM
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EL_FINRE
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two words... Tom Cruise, thats all the reason i need to not become one of them
May 23 2007 10:02PM
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babujib
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that was dead serious i thought it was fake too but then i looked it up all real
May 23 2007 10:02PM
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gregor
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READ THIS!!! This are the Scientologists core beliefs. Read it and you are safe from ever becoming a scientologist believe me.
http://www.xenu.net/archive/leaflet/xenuleaf.htm
May 23 2007 10:13PM
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BeerGoggles
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Just in case it hasnt been posted...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDPkn9LX0rU

The South Park take on things
May 23 2007 10:23PM
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Krush
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you would be surprised how much was actually true. i would say like 85%ish was right
May 23 2007 10:28PM
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Shpadoinkle
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fuck FOX, watch south park.

whatever you do, don't go to clearwater beach...they are evil!
May 23 2007 11:27PM
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steezmonger
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Everyone should join the "anti-scientologists" group on facebook.
May 24 2007 4:24AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
this just shows how we are no different from any animal alive, were not here for any special reason. Just to reproduce hence why sex feels so good. We are no more than a germ on a piece of bread
May 24 2007 6:06AM
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SKISUS
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Deep.
May 24 2007 9:48AM
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unchyll
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drop acid and you'll relate.
May 24 2007 10:05AM
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Ronix
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bahahaha there's levels??
May 24 2007 11:18AM
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leckett1
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their beliefs are so contradictory its hilarious. theyre still not as bad as that "most hated family in america" i dont remember their names
May 24 2007 11:48AM
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dr_jibb
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SO i just did a little resarch my self on this topic, and wow i had no idea it was that fucked. This is scary shit.
May 24 2007 1:28PM
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Tom.
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hahaha crazy cult.
you'd have to be pretty fuckin stupid to get sucked into a cult like that. That said, it doesnt suprise me that so many celeberties are scientologists. but it seems sketchy, like mabey the scientology people have dirt on them, and are forcing them to say that they are part of their cult?
May 24 2007 3:22PM
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TheButterHashira
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a little more accurate and detailed than southpark

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2FaY_HdWXE
May 24 2007 3:36PM
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duhamelski
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haha check out their webpage, when i get home from school im gonna take the test and go in get my test results
May 24 2007 5:21PM
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duhamelski
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shit sorry
http://www.scientology.org/
May 24 2007 5:22PM
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pmills
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i think this will explain a lot:

L. Ron Hubbard, was an American fiction and self-help writer, creator of Dianetics and founder of the Church of Scientology
May 24 2007 5:38PM
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