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CrazedSkier1080
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Alright, anyone that went to tenney on the 4th knows that the landing was terrible. last night i had the greatest idea that you could duct tape the bottom of your skis up so they wouldnt get screwed over. you dont have to turn going down the hill so u wont need edges, and its icy snow so wax wont matter. am i just a complete idiot or could it work?

kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no not the whole movie just Iannick B.
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Jul 20 2003 9:05PM
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or use old skies?
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Jul 20 2003 9:07PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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i have no old skis i didnt anticipate tenney pulling this off so i sold them to my friend. a pair of beat the fuck up yellow 1080s for 80 bucks

kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no not the whole movie just Iannick B.
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Jul 20 2003 9:09PM
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you know if the 26th will be any good?




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Jul 20 2003 9:15PM
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vtrider
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i think thats possible the dumbest idea ever, everyone who has read this thread just got a little dumber. duct tape is not that slippery, plus the fact that the stickyness will be on your bases for ever, but hey what the heck, go for it, you really dont care about your bases anyway.
Jul 20 2003 9:25PM
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wiglaf
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^ hes right, the sticky shit will fuck with your bases
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Jul 20 2003 9:28PM
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sketch
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no i think thats a GREAT idea..you could really make money on that one...WTF.LOL!
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Jul 20 2003 9:35PM
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five0
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is anyone actuallu going on the 26th

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Jul 20 2003 9:35PM
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dave_euler
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i probably am
Jul 20 2003 9:38PM
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wiglaf
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i am and i know like 4 other kids going
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Jul 20 2003 9:42PM
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bionicmikeyt
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well what about when u get the old wax off ur skis before u rewax em wouldnt the stickyness come off then
Jul 20 2003 9:45PM
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Jul 20 2003 9:51PM
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wow!!!!!!!


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Jul 20 2003 9:55PM
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sketch
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why do some people just get all the brains...fuck you smart people.
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Jul 20 2003 10:02PM
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dspin7x
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are you just afraid of hittin rocks, if you are duct tapes not goin to do shit

Jul 21 2003 12:04AM
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Danger.
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yeah im sure duct tape is really gonna help
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Jul 21 2003 2:58AM
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CrazedSkier1080
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aight thanks alot u fucking douchebags, not jsut hitting rocks i mean like skiing over dirt and shit, ill be there on sat.

kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no not the whole movie just Iannick B.
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Jul 21 2003 12:07PM
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five0
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wait..its a 2 day thing..i thought it was just saturday?...oh well sunday i wanna get with laauurrrraaaaa
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-kevan
Jul 21 2003 6:01PM
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UpDawg
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its not the greatest idea, but the duct tape wont stay on your bases forever you stupid fucks...you can tune your skis and it'll come off eventually
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Jul 21 2003 6:04PM
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Danger.
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but duct tape wont slide
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Jul 21 2003 6:17PM
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five0
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and isnt the forecast really bad for this weekend?
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-kevan
Jul 21 2003 6:18PM
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Krongos
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wow man, think, when you take the tape off and theres like a permanant sticky residue on the bases of your $500 dollar skis, then what?
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Jul 21 2003 6:20PM
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Nickskier
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then you call those skis your Tenney skis
Jul 21 2003 6:41PM
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five0
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does anyone fucking know about the weather this weekend?
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Jul 21 2003 6:43PM
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g-man
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who cares if you get scratches in your bases.. as long as you dont get too many core shots your fine.
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Jul 21 2003 7:40PM
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mckeeman
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you wanna put duct tape on your bases? your an idiot...do you honestly think that will work?



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switchskier88
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there's like a 99% chance that wont work, but even if it did u'd belimited to hittin the jump and not any of the rails
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Jul 21 2003 10:47PM
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miss_hevern87
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hah it'd be funny to see people hit the rails with duct tape on their skis though


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Jul 21 2003 10:53PM
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five0
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i guess either im invisible or none of you are meteorologists
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Jul 22 2003 12:04AM
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manus
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actually, duct tape probably will work, it will slide on the snow. Back in the day we fixed a snapped ski with a peice of 2x4 and duct tape. The ski didn't flex, but it sure as shit was fast. Also, any of you ever ripped anything and put duct tape on it, it can be slicker than shit, I almost slid right off a lift in a snow storm cause I duct taped split pants.

I think I'll be the only one to say try it, but I think I'm also one of few that might have some experience with skis and duct tape too.

Whats the worst that can happen, it doesn't work well enough, and you have to re-tune your skis.
Jul 22 2003 10:05AM
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NH_LiNe
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i dont no... it could work, but what bout rails man... you are gunna jump on the rail and fling straight forward into the rail killing your ribs

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Jul 22 2003 10:34AM
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manus
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I didn't think about rails - kinda skimmed some of the posts, but personally I think you are right, I don't think duct tape would work well on rails. Jumping you should be fine, but rails, I would stay away if you duct tape em.
Jul 22 2003 10:41AM
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wiglaf
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this is the weather for the kid who asked/ i hope it doesnt rain on saturday
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Jul 23 T-Storms 74°/58° 70 %
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Jul 24 Scattered T-Storms 73°/56° 30 %
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Jul 25 Isolated T-Storms 80°/56° 30 %
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Jul 26 Partly Cloudy 82°/57° 20 %
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Jul 27 Scattered T-Storms 77°/53° 50 %

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Jul 22 2003 11:21AM
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D-40
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yeah man dont even think about doing that. i dought that you could even make the landing cuz you wouldnt have the speed.
Jul 22 2003 12:03PM
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Danger.
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no rails if you slap that shit on em
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Jul 22 2003 6:30PM
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sherLocke
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or just leave a space with no duct tape in the middle of your skis so you can still slide rails. but i doubt the duct tape will work. it has fibers in it which doesnt make it flat, it makes it kinda of bumpy. and as slick as it is the ridges and bumps would probabaly slow you down. and once it gets waterlogged the silver stuff which would make you go fast peels away and all your left with is hard glue and cloth imbedded on your bases. the pores of your bases would probabaly get glue in them too and would be there forever. putting duct tape on your skis would not be kosher for your bases. dont do it.
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Jul 22 2003 7:00PM
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l_KeViN_l
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if you put a layer of ducttape, and then put a layer of wax on the duct tape it might work for skiing, but i don't kno about rails.
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Jul 22 2003 7:13PM
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Bangor
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put like posterboard or really thin cardboard on the bases, then duck tape it, then wax the tape.....

keeps the tape off the bases, and still works.
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Jul 22 2003 11:26PM
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switchskier88
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unless its a big spacec your gonna leave good luck with the rails
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Jul 22 2003 11:31PM
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rossignol_rider
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or you could just keep your skis the way they are, and not worry about 2 fucking days in the summer
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dont worry about it. Youre probably gonna end up getting new skis in about 2 years anyway.

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