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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
Lets here them! One had ascirt on and bent over it was fun
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 20 2003 4:57PM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 673
MILF
Jul 20 2003 4:59PM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
holy shit thats ironic cuz today i saw the 2 hottest moms i'v ever seen...both had gigantic tits tight ass's and there little kids holding there hands...they were shopping together so maybe they were a unit....(if u know what i mean)
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wow i heard that movie sucks but its really good...i'm bored...lets rent a movie. ---skogenchick and @ hollywood video


Greg you really need to masturbate more... ---KD

HAVE SOME CHEESE CAKE!!! ---Drunk 54 year old lady (KD's mom)
Jul 20 2003 5:03PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
my feat got cold one time playing hockey (35 below 0 on an outdoor rink), so i got my feet put up the queen of all milfs shirts, and no, she wasn't wearing a bra.
-Pat
WBP|films

SRMC
SFHNC
EMTAE
Jul 20 2003 5:05PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
milfs are good
Seize the carp
Jul 20 2003 5:42PM
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Balthie
Posts: 20 - Karma: 10
my friend porter's mom..... oh man
Jul 20 2003 5:45PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i know this one mom, shes damn hot, to bad her husbands a total badass, if i ever even tried hed fuckin have navy seals on my ass
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Jul 20 2003 5:54PM
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teembosqet17
Posts: 412 - Karma: 17
i was at work and this MILF was driving by in a hummer and this kid i work with walks out front and goes, 'yeah drive by in that hummer bitch, you come back hre and ill make you suck my dick, yeah' the kid is mad ghetto and it was funny. she was real hot too





teem bousquet
Jul 20 2003 5:55PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
theres this retared kid in are school
and his mom is so hot. I saw the kid at the mall and soon as i saw him i asked him if his mom was around, unfortly she wasnt.




'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'
-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'
- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'
- Homer Simpson

Sluty girl: 'Im so bad that i run with gangs'
Cartman: 'Yea well, I run with Ten Gangs..'
-South park episode
Jul 20 2003 6:30PM
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chris_01
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
a few weeks ago, my friends damn hot mom made us some nachos, and she bent over to give them to the guys on the floor luckily enough i was on the couch. her ass was right in front of my face for almost a minute, at least it felt that long, it was all in slow-mo. she had some nice lightweight pj pants and from what i could tell, no underwear. it was sooo sweet.
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Jul 20 2003 6:38PM
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l_KeViN_l
Posts: 2108 - Karma: 16
my friend's mom is ridiculously hot.. and I was at his house going into the backyard to drop off my bike, and she was tanning topless.. she didn't even care that i saw, she just covered her nipples with her hands and talked to me like nothing was up..
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Jul 20 2003 7:01PM
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sugarloafer1990
Posts: 1028 - Karma: 9
my friends mom had a whole in her pants in the back, and wasn't wearing any underwear.

cept she was fat...but we make fun of that kids mom sooo fucking much. its almost sick how much we do it.






Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.
Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'
Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'
Jul 20 2003 7:12PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
there was a kid that ate lunch with us in 5th grade and his mom was a recess monitor lady, and she was huge, so at lunch wed always bang on the table sayin 'shes comin zack' and hed laugh and do it with us, so wed been doin this for like a month (5th graders are easily entertained) and the fucker tells on us, and says that he had no part and told us to stop, the fucker
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg
Jul 20 2003 7:45PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
my buddy jesse has the hottest fucking mom i have ever seen, and she is so chill, she always fucks with us cause she knows we want to put it in her pooper.

but i always work on cougers and milfs when i go with my brother to tremblant. the villige is fucking crawling with them.


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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
Jul 20 2003 7:56PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
I can't even articulate how hot-mom my friend Mikaela's mom is, no joke, ok so her daughter, Mikaela is supposedly super-hot with gigantic tits and everything, and so one day there's a field trip and Mikaela's mom chaperones and everyone thought it was her sister. Hot mom isn't even the right term, it's just hot she looks like she is 19 or so.
Jul 20 2003 8:35PM
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GrippinGs
Posts: 4960 - Karma: 196
its kind of mean but we always make fun of my friend brian for having a hot mom...but the sad thing is, is that she abandoned him in a grey hound station when he was 6 weeks old and he's never seen or heard anything from her since
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wow i heard that movie sucks but its really good...i'm bored...lets rent a movie. ---skogenchick and @ hollywood video


Greg you really need to masturbate more... ---KD

HAVE SOME CHEESE CAKE!!! ---Drunk 54 year old lady (KD's mom)
Jul 20 2003 8:36PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
all my friends moms r huge and ugly........and old..tooo old...
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SRMC

-kevan
Jul 20 2003 9:12PM
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Freeskifro
Posts: 1191 - Karma: 10
A few days before the fourth a coupl'a my friends started talking to this really hot mom in her car. She told them to meet outside this restaurant at midnight if they wanted to 'have some fun', Her like 13 year old daughter was sitting next to her in the car. I kinda felt sorry for the kid but the whole situation was hilarious. I was too drunk/stoned to go with my friends to meet her at midnight. But i heard it was a crazy wierd good time.
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You should never get your style from watchin' MTV, all you'll get is fashion no originality, what clothes are the wearin'? what drugs are thay on? If i acted like them would i be someone? No. ~ Sublime
Jul 20 2003 9:55PM
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sketch
Posts: 218 - Karma: 12
i was at my friend leanne's and her mom was the only one home i was waiting for leanne and so i asked her if she wanted to smoke a jiont and she said no all i want to do is fuck...so i stuck it up her bum after a good hummer..it was great..top that bitches.ONE.
do you wanna smoke sum marijauna...tv dinners suck.
Jul 20 2003 10:20PM
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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
^ lying

my friend's mom is super hot, she used to be old school hot but then she got all these new clothes and hair and now she wears leather and just... damn.
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'ok.. put deodorant on your penis.. then jerk off... then smell your hand,it smells like that'
- Rich (Korawarm)
Jul 20 2003 10:27PM
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hazel_32
Posts: 170 - Karma: 14
gavin (1080spinna)i did his mom shes so hot....hes still mad at me for it




jarett your a fool and im jealous of you because you got a quote in someones signature-RS4LIFE
Jul 20 2003 10:30PM
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Huck2live1612
Posts: 407 - Karma: 11
david u never saw my moms ass... wow u guys make fun of someones mom after they left the kid as a baby thats harsh i thought i had it bad but i do get made fun about my dad beating me which isnt true
me: what the hell is that?
sister:its a boat u dumbass
me:well what the fuck do they nedd it for? the shitheads
Jul 21 2003 8:55AM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
mmmmm milfs...

Jigga say wha??
*OFFICAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES

Member of the lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl club
Jul 21 2003 9:45AM
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HelloThisIsDylan
Posts: 458 - Karma: 10
THE MILF THAT DEFINES ALL MILFS. STEVE E. PORTER'S MOTHER IS SO FUCKING FINE. I GO TO HIS HOUSE ALL THE TIME AND SEE HER.





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kill the hippies
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Jul 21 2003 12:03PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
milf. i know not that word.
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what makes me hot?

i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
-cj
Jul 21 2003 12:29PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
Mother I'd Like to F|_|ck

2 Inchers Club

I Miss My Friends...But my Aim is Improving
Jul 21 2003 12:45PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
www.milfhunter.com!

kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no not the whole movie just Iannick B.
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Jul 21 2003 2:23PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
NEILSTERNATOR
-The DR.-
Jul 21 2003 2:48PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
bring this back


we are the knights who say, ni!
Oct 26 2003 11:28AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
come on guys, story time!
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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03
Oct 26 2003 8:11PM
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mo-rod
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 8
an ex of mine had a mom that was soooo hot. I wanted my gf and her mom at the same time!

she dated a guy who was 23 (she was 16) that guy wanted her mom soo bad. the best one, notable celeb, Andy Roddick, they dated when he was 17 and she was 15 (she gets around a bit) when she and Andy broke up, he was so mad he said he wanted to fuck her mom. it was great. her mom is like 38 now. 20 yrs older than my ex. soooo hot

I wish I was still with that ex...
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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**
Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
Oct 26 2003 8:45PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
take pics and post them of al the milfs YOUVE seen

'The whole fuckin' world's against us, I swear to God.' -Jay

'Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.' -Kitty

'Knife goes in, guts come out.' -Bart

'Hey, aren't you richard simmons?'
'Aren't you richard simmons best friend? Richard simmons.'

'A lot of people take a lot of time out of your life, at least this time you got a coupon.'

'yea my moms hardcore she hiked up a mountain once'-concept dude
Oct 26 2003 8:46PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
so yea... me and darryl were skiing with aeden this one time, and she told us to come back to her hotel room and do some hot tubbing.... so we get to her hotel room and there we met aedens mom. Aeden's mom isn't too bad looking at all... but that wasn't the thing... the thing is that she was super friendly to me... and not at all to darryl. she was fully hitting on me... both me and darryl noticed this... so we mentioned it to aeden, and now Im not alowed to go to her house... or see her mother at all.


Dave Pauls
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I like dead kittens.
Oct 26 2003 8:52PM
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newschooler14
Posts: 2843 - Karma: 25
hot ass moms always come into to panera the place iwork and it is sweet has hell. when i work at the cash register and shit i tlak to them and have to get their names and shit for the order or whne you give people their orders its the same they are danmed hot sometimes

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ
Oct 26 2003 9:41PM
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ESB
Posts: 9273 - Karma: 10,647
I'm officially a motherfucker, and that's all I'm going to say.

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted.' - Anonymous moderator
Oct 27 2003 3:51AM
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Concord
Posts: 4700 - Karma: 47
I fucked my friends mom she i like 34 years old she is all rihgt looking but now i dont like going over to my friends house anymore and it is so true


Girls that ski are hot. Girls that look at Ski magazine are ten time hotter. www.bbsra.com
Oct 27 2003 9:29AM
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MacMahoooon
Posts: 9009 - Karma: 3,305
its true....dave cant see Aedens mom anymore...its pretty amusing

CMc - *NSFD*
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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
Oct 27 2003 10:10AM
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lineskier610
Posts: 1267 - Karma: 69
My friend has this hot mom. Tight body with a hell of an ass. We always say that we come over while his dad is on business trips and fuck her, then we go into detail on how we are fuckin her and in what positions. He isn't too fond of us doin that though.
Oct 27 2003 11:09AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah not many of my friends have hot moms, but i did see some real nice milfs at the skate park, there were 2 of them together and they were so hot it wasnt even funny
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The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
Oct 27 2003 4:22PM
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linejibber550
Posts: 2400 - Karma: 2
dude i know this kid named blake and his mom is so fuckin hot. playboy(yes thats right PLAYBOY) asked her to be in their magazine when he was 6! but sadly she said no.
no joke!
Oct 27 2003 4:35PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
Well one day I was chillen in my friends pool sittin on a raft when I look up and see throught the window my friends mom taking off her clothes. She was soooo hot. She was just in her underwear. OOOOOooo.

Coming Soon...
Oct 27 2003 6:44PM
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_JA-MYERS_
Posts: 20 - Karma: 9
I havea friend jake whos mom makes me loose my cokies every time i see her!
Feb 26 2008 12:49PM
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B.Snow
Posts: 1859 - Karma: 92
I've always found my friends mom hot but now she really hot. Apparently she used to be a porn star, and she has some old magazines that she's in which she's saved. Doesn't get much hotter...

p.s. she has 9 dildos
Feb 26 2008 12:52PM
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snowbird4life
Posts: 2265 - Karma: 26
i got head from a girls mom while we were all rolling..... her daughter joined in but most of the time she was gettin eaten out by my buddy..... mother daughter sex is the beeeeeest!
Feb 26 2008 1:05PM
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skiing_monkeys
Posts: 166 - Karma: 28

 lukes mum on a messy night out, 2 kids, 39 years old and an arobics instructor. thats a milf of your dreams. Lukes mum

Feb 26 2008 1:20PM
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KZA
Posts: 3304 - Karma: 301
my friends mom was in playboy. that give never heard the end of it
Feb 26 2008 1:26PM
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FapMasterFLEX
Posts: 608 - Karma: 333
last year i went to a family friends wedding and i only knew like one kid. so i was just kinda ya know chillin out. so my buddy gets up to piss and this millllfff comes over and is like come on dannce with me, she was rather drunk and i was like haha sure so the whole time she was like i bet your girl friends jealous but i must have said like 10 times i dont have a gf.  i could barley understand her. then i got a drink and about 10 min later i look over and the broad was passed out on the floor. she was soooooooo hot and she had like a 6 yr old daughter and wasnt married.
Feb 26 2008 2:57PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
my ex-girlfriend's mom was super hot. I came out of the bedroom after railing her daughter and caught her naed running abck into her room. awesome.
Feb 26 2008 3:30PM
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rockyhockey11187
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joaaannne
Feb 26 2008 3:57PM
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HailSatan
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Feb 26 2008 4:13PM
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.makuma.
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 43
i love this thread, but i wish i was having these.. encounters
Feb 26 2008 5:00PM
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