Im lying in bed here in Cuzco, suffering from altitude sickness and trying to light stanky ass farts on fire with Alex. Problem is, these are the worst smelling rankest ass gases on the planet, courtesy of mass amounts of guacamole, and this hotel room is not very big. As well, in my urgency to catch my next fart, I smoked myself in the face with my knee, giving myself a bloody fat lip and missing the prescious flatulence I had been waiting for for 20 min. In Cuzco, I see some things. I see poor street vendors hustling me non-stop to buy some useless crap. I see a market where I buy a Spanish vs Inca chess set, come alpaca wool toques, some coco leaves, and my journal. Walked around, bought a pizza....it was on pita bread.. and realize that I still eat fast and feel unsatisfied. i watched a homeless man. He was wearing a coat with hundreds of things pinned to it: chocolate bar wrappers, flyers, plastic bags, dirty underwear...anything he could find. He was wearing a 2L plastic bottle for a hat, tied around under his chin. he was playing with his newest toy, a tape measure, measuring how far he was from the street, the wall, how long his arm was, his leg, his waist, measuring his sandals made from recycled car tires. All quite amusing I must admit. He was having a shit load of fun. I wonder what is in his head. Maybe heīs a genius. So tomorrow, we will be woken up at 4:30 to head on our 9-day amazon jungle trip into the Manu Reserve deep in the jungle. I feel like Ive been sucking on a disel exhaust pipe all day. Oh yeah, I have, itīs called walking down the street. I gotta go get some sleep. Lata.
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