have you ever heard of this band? my bro plays in it. they are from vt. they played at the brewers fest 2day. it was pretty cool
you dont always have to fuck her hard. in fact some times thats not right, to do. some times you gotta make some luuuv and fuckin give her some smooches tooo. some times you got to sqeez. sometimes you got to say please. SOMETIME you gotta say HEY, 'im gonna fuck you, sweetly. im gonna screw you gently im gonna hump you, sweetly. im gonna ball you, DESCRETLY. and then you say hey i brought you flowers. and then you say well wait a minute sally. i think i got something in my teeth could you get it out for me? thats fuckin teamwork. whats your favorite posish? thats cool with me its not my favorite but i'll do if for you! whats your favorite dish? not gonna cook it but i'll order it from SANSABAR! and then i'm gonna luv you completley, and fuckin fuck u descretly. and then i'll fuckin bone you completly. but then im gonna fuuuuuuck yooooouuu haaaaaarrd! haaaard!
-tenacious d, fuck her gently
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