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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
i fuckin hate it when im trying to sleep and ive had the window open all day and a mosquito buzzes my ear but its dark and i cant see that motherfucker so i cant kill it...shit pisses me off.
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Jul 17 2003 11:46PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
and in the process of trying to kill it you slap yourself on the side of your head because you heard it close to your ear........yeah it does suck


Jul 17 2003 11:47PM
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icecreamsandwich
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i agree. that drives me nuts....or there are these strange bugs that are here...they look like extremely large mosquitoes...they fly around fast and shit..i dont know if they bite but they creep me out.

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Jul 17 2003 11:48PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
once when i was on my computer i caught a fly out of mid-air. i felt like a ninja.
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Jul 17 2003 11:48PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
bug juice is nasty when you squish em bare handed...i mean you fucked them up but i think they get the last laugh with the juicing...
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Jul 17 2003 11:52PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
it tastes so good, though
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Jul 17 2003 11:53PM
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WIfreeskier
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i love grabbing flies outta mid-air then putting them in the freezer until they pass out and look like they're dead but then you take them out and watch them come back too life and it's cool but maybe it's just cool because i'm really stoned and this is a damn long sentence so i'm stopping now and you shall have a fine night!
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Jul 18 2003 1:06AM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
that works???? what the fuck, i gotta try that


Jul 18 2003 1:12AM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Stacy, those are male mosquitoes. They don't bite you. Only the female bite and take the blood back to feed their eggs. The male are huge and scary, but are harmless.
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Jul 18 2003 1:15AM
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edmonton_skier
Posts: 3210 - Karma: 110
yo thats sooo sweet i actuallt caugh a fly in mid air once with my bare hands and i was at the comp too. but it was a pretty small fly and when i opened my habd it stil flew again. soo ya....
Jul 18 2003 1:16AM
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icecreamsandwich
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harmless eh? well that is good to hear i suppose. but they still creep me out. damn bugs. i dont like them.

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Jul 18 2003 11:59AM
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Nickskier
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dude ive punched a few mosquitos out of the air before, and they died. that shits crazy.
Jul 18 2003 12:03PM
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CalgaryJibber
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i hate moths

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Jul 18 2003 12:34PM
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sherLocke
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if there is a spider in my room it has to die or leave my room before i go to sleep. i cannot sleep with a live spider in my bedroom cuz one time this little bastard of a spider kept biting me in my sleep and a few times on my face too. i had big red spots on my face for a week and they hurt like hell. i never found that fuckin spider...
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Jul 18 2003 12:42PM
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sirjibsalot
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when ever i go fishing all the caddisflies attach to me and my waders and vest all my other fly fishing gear and they just flutter around my house it makes me so mad.
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Jul 18 2003 12:53PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
i was at work, and i was getting ready to go teach swim lessons, and theres this kid making faces at me thru the window, so i kinda mock him back, hes laughin an shit, then he bangs on the window, i bang back, and he laughs, then a moth flies up, he points to it, and i smash it, then he started crying

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Jul 18 2003 2:30PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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on average u swallow 2 bugs a night.
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Jul 18 2003 5:31PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
i couldnt get to sleep till 5am cus of bugs.
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Jul 18 2003 5:46PM
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icecreamsandwich
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^^ hahaha that would have been great to see volklpro.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...
Jul 18 2003 6:59PM
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*cowboy*
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You need screens on your window cj! Anyways, that thing about the freezer is cool. We capture ants and work with ice cubes, and we freeze them till they dont move. Then let them defrost and they get back up and walk around again as if nothing happend. It's really cool. We froze this one guy 4 or 5 times and he still didnt die!
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Jul 18 2003 7:09PM
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rasser
Posts: 1703 - Karma: 12
Yes... I hate those mosquitos (fuck the spelling) when they come at night just to buzz at you ear.
Jul 18 2003 7:09PM
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