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Pissed Catholic Mother

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spere
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pretty damn funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Aq00yJSxo
May 2 2007 2:27PM
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skiierman
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I pissed off a Catholic school teacher by requesting Borat as a funny movie for her to watch.
May 2 2007 3:38PM
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evaroni
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hah. i went to catholic school for quite some time, and i could see ALOT of moms doing that, they are all psycho, minivan driving, be too involved, have it their way bitches...props to michael
May 2 2007 3:42PM
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kepler.
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reminds me of detroit rock city. all those bitches are crazy
May 2 2007 3:47PM
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kepler.
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it sucked though when i told my parents i didn't believe in god anymore. they bitched at me for like 2 weeks straight. then kept thinking that it was because i didn't want to wake up for church on christmas. parents are nuts. sorry for the double post
May 2 2007 3:48PM
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eheath
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YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS MICHEAL!!!

OK!!!!


uh NO ITS NOT OK



What a dumb bitch, she needs to learn how to be a parent.
May 2 2007 3:50PM
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BELFRAGE
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fucking bitch telling her kid wat to believe in
May 2 2007 4:02PM
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Corkster
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"give me a fuckin break micheal"

^well thats not very catholic of her
May 2 2007 4:06PM
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Freeskier9856
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i would have gave her a backhand man haha
May 2 2007 4:14PM
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Microcosm
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I'm glad my parents aren't religious, that lady is crazy
May 2 2007 4:17PM
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chickenwang
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crazy bitch
May 2 2007 4:21PM
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sack
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I hate when people push their beliefs on others... way to go Michael!
May 2 2007 4:22PM
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charmander
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i told my mom i dont believe in god but not that im an atheist and i think thats what really saved me from this kinda situation, note, im nota an athiest im a taoist but i dont believe in god as in jesus christ the holy spirit etc. as in christianity.
aslo as above a bit it remionds me of detroit rock city a lot
and then i saw a video that makes a lot of sense to me that if there is hell then there can be no heaven because hopw can you be happy in heaven when all your loved ones are being tortured in hell?
May 2 2007 4:57PM
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KillerMonkey
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Its hard to believe that the mom is a Christian just by the way she acts. They dont even go to church every sunday and she is flipping out like a complete anti-christ.
May 2 2007 5:57PM
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STAUSS
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Haha yeah that shit is so whack. "youre not getting andy thing for christmas"
fuck nutty religious freaks, the reason no one believes is cause its too outrageous.
May 2 2007 6:00PM
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slimbruddah
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Hahah you suckers wasting ur time with religion. Think about it, it's a waste of time. LIKE FAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK.

Oh and that womens psycho, stupid bitch.
May 2 2007 6:00PM
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unchyll
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hahahhahha
just another reason why religon is just complete bullshit
May 2 2007 6:18PM
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-justice-
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ahaha i love the catholics. they can get pissed off about anything and everything.

On a sidenote I like how the beer belly dad just sat on the sidelines.
May 2 2007 6:28PM
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ryanwar6
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the way she kept yelling Michael, I could not stop picturing Peter from office space yelling at Michael Bolton. " You know, corporate accounting is sure as hell gonna notice $305,326.13, Michael! " hahaha good shit
May 2 2007 6:39PM
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andy_boy
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Haha, oh my...
May 2 2007 6:41PM
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andrewg
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hahaha fuckin hilarious
May 2 2007 6:42PM
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Eleven
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MILF!!!!!
May 2 2007 6:43PM
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tribefan226
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hilarious. but not all christians r that way
May 2 2007 9:27PM
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SiverMike
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May 2 2007 11:25PM
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charmander
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yes that whole thing reminded me of the part of detroit rcok city (best movei ever btw)
May 2 2007 11:39PM
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JazzyJ
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my mom is catholic and goes to church every weekend and brings me along with her. i've told her i have my doubts about god and shes pretty cool about it but still forces me to go to church until im 18 shes says. oh well, i do some of my best thinking during church
May 2 2007 11:45PM
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Keenbo
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yo brian you think that messed up...

http://www.fazed.net/video/view/?id=514
May 2 2007 11:51PM
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Keenbo
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most are!
May 2 2007 11:52PM
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james44
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hahaha
May 2 2007 11:53PM
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keystoner1
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welcome to my life haha cept my dad does that its kinda funny i also have had to go to 9 years of catholic school and shit but i have to say there is one plus.

Even though im not Catholic i can just make a totally atheistic or horrible comment about god and my dad flips a bitch or when i do it to super religious kids they pretty much freak out and have no idea what to say its funny shit tryi it sometime
May 3 2007 12:04AM
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Keenbo
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Thats cool and all and Im totally down with what you believe in but what I dont understand is why would you try to piss off your dad who fucking puts food on the table for you to eat, or introduced you to skiing, or possibly paying for the car you drive and if you happen to be in college is helping you out there. I think its funny as shit and i agree with you to see other kids flip shit, i guess i dont understand why you would want to piss your dad off like that. I guess i just have more respect for my parents.
May 3 2007 1:05AM
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Daver_BC
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props
May 3 2007 1:07AM
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Daver_BC
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she is like freaking out hahaha, but you can tell he was doing it to piss her off.
May 3 2007 1:08AM
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Nikula
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yea wholy piss that was funny, so rediculous, just tell your religious parents to read The God Delusions by Richard Dawkins, then see what ya think
May 3 2007 1:12AM
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freestyler540
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hahahahaha, she used chrismas to lure him back to chrianity...what a fucking cunt.

May 3 2007 3:07AM
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Daver_BC
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yeah she is a ho
May 3 2007 2:43PM
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SteezePatrol
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YEA WELL, WELL, WELL, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS UNTIL YOU SAY YOU BELIEVE IN GOD...okay, NO IT'S NOT OKAY

hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha fuck.

good for that kid, I gotta give him props, someone give him props for me, awesome.
May 3 2007 5:34PM
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mski
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oh god!
May 3 2007 5:47PM
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BELFRAGE
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k i will, i know a perfect candidate too
May 5 2007 8:02PM
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[~_~]
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Someone should pee in her butt. That'll flip her strait.
May 5 2007 8:20PM
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lyndon
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haha, look at this guys responce.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3roNu_ZZnU&NR=1
May 5 2007 8:43PM
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scientist
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hahahaa what a fucking twat. There is a much more "sensible" explanation than the scientific impossibility of a higher being controlling everything. (Not pushing my beliefs on any of those who do believe in God.) Its called evolution. Secondly, You have no right to say he is going to hell, just because he doesnt believe what you believe. I cannot comprehend this guys unomitigated audacity to say that Micheal didnt want to be an athiest. Im most positive he knew what the word "athiest" meant, seeing as how he most likely grew up going to a catholic school. And lastly, part of being athiest traditionally is to drop the theory of heaven and hell. People such as this guy just need something smashed in and around thier eyes. Not for believing in god, but for pushing thier religion on others.
May 5 2007 9:55PM
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zanderd
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No presents for christmas! oh SHIT she dropped the bomb with that one
May 5 2007 10:26PM
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2+2=5
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u make it seem like catholic school is like a little private boarding school. its the exact same thing as public, even people from public schools who arent catholic go to catholic schools just because its the same shit. the only difference is that there is prayer on the announcement which lasts like 10 seconds which most people ignore.
May 5 2007 11:17PM
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[~_~]
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take them to go see The Hills Have Mormon Fundamentalis-I mean The Hills Have Eyes
May 6 2007 1:13AM
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Piste.Off
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haha that is so true. i go to a catholic school and theres about 3 kids out of 30 in our class who will actually say the prayer. and oh boy im getting confirmed friday
May 6 2007 2:57AM
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