Weel, today I was lifegaurding at my pool. It is right by a lake wear geese like to swim in and whatnot. Well no one was at the pool and a bunch of geese fly over head, landing on the lake. Around the pool is a white metal fence, about 4 feet high w/ about 3 inches in between each post. Well, one goose was coming down into the lake and smashed into the fence and fell to the pool deck all twitching and stuff. It gets up and starts pacing back and forth looking through the fence at the lake. Then it runs into the fence again, and again, and again. So once I stop laughing, i get up and walk towards it. It's still trying to get out by ramming its head into the fence. So i pick up a ball and throw it at the goose. I nail it right in the neck, and it falls down. It gets right back up and tries to get through the fence again. So after I mess w/ it for about 15 minutes, i figure its about time to get it out. I don't know why it didnt just fly over the fence. So i try to scoop it up w/ a chair, but that didnt work. so i try to chase it out of the gate. when it got near the gate, it flew into the pool. after swimming in their and shitting everywhere in the pool, i finally get it out by hitting it w/ this thing we use to get out toys. it trys to go through the fence for awhile, then it goes back into the pool, and shat everywhere. Then it got out on its own, and i try to guide it out w/ a big stick. So im poking at it, trying to get it out, and it attacks me. It bites at my knee, then it got dangerously close to my balls. So i take the stick and smash the goose in the head. it gets blown back into the fence, and is just standing there staring at me for awhile. so i start poking at it again, and it went where i told it to go. I guide it right out of the gate.
It sucked shocking the pool and vacuuming all the shit.
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