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Write a hectic POEM!!!!!!!!! POETRY'S FUN!

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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
There once was a guy named Bruce,
he used way too much mousse.
He liked to eat candy,
cause it was real dandy.
So he fell in love with a goose.


YA HEARD!?


Oh, and I might use all ur poetry for a school project if dats coo!!! Tank's boiiyyessss peace.
May 2 2007 9:48AM
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SIX
Posts: 4595 - Karma: 506
I just don't know what to say...http://media.putfile.com/Worst-Rap-Battle
May 2 2007 9:51AM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
once there was this elf,
he was so short he couldnt reach this shelf,
so he decided to drink some bleach and kill himself.
THE END.
May 2 2007 10:19AM
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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
Snapple plapple mc-crapple deadly_romantic blows apples.
May 2 2007 10:27AM
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sunshineee
Posts: 153 - Karma: 10
the first poem is great
May 2 2007 10:32AM
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skipillager
Posts: 1275 - Karma: 20
This one was in a thread somehwere..
And used it for a 5 or so paper I wrote about skiing. Hahaha.

*click* i step in and i'm ready to go,
standing in my backyard waiting for snow.
i got my ski gear on and it's 60 degrees,
3 xl jacket and pants at my knees.
cruise to the rink and jack some ice,
10 foot tall pile, shit that's nice.
put it in the garbage can, bring it back
i need a drop in- 3 pallets i stack.
sweet urban sesh now im ready to go,
still standing in my backyard waiting for snow.

meeghhh. shrug*
May 2 2007 10:50AM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
this is for you^

roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you
BUT THE ROSES ARE WILTING
THE VIOLETS ARE DEAD
THE SUGAR IS LUMPY
AND SO IS YOUR HEAD...
May 2 2007 11:24AM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
yo...your gay...you like to suck...fags...oh...all day

is it that one? i cant watch it cause im in school
May 2 2007 11:39AM
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supersteez420
Posts: 496 - Karma: 10
thats the perfic toem to use to break up with a chick i love it
May 2 2007 11:43AM
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SIX
Posts: 4595 - Karma: 506
yea it's that one.

and your face...fades away............What?!
May 2 2007 2:22PM
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SKISUS
Posts: 867 - Karma: 9
From Left hand to right
The energy of a life
Crackles and is yours


HAIKU FTW!
May 2 2007 2:49PM
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SIX
Posts: 4595 - Karma: 506
Stop smoking crack
if you want to have your life on track
May 2 2007 2:53PM
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skipillager
Posts: 1275 - Karma: 20
ohhh somone likes to pull bitch now...



two can play at this game.
wait. my poetry sucks bumm.
actually im just mostly lazy.
twat.....
May 2 2007 5:53PM
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MistaFab
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10

those are the two ugliest kids i'v ever seen in my life

May 2 2007 6:12PM
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duhamelski
Posts: 3842 - Karma: 192
i wrote this for english class

im sitting trying to do work
and i spill some food on my shirt
so i brush it off on the couch
but my roommates a grouch
and got angry and went bizzerk
May 2 2007 6:29PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Haha dope.
May 2 2007 6:35PM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
i love how the guy holding the camera kept zoomin in on "raindrops" giant buck teeth
May 2 2007 6:48PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
i got some shit how long can it be? casue most of mine is pretty long but i could post if for you if you want
May 2 2007 7:02PM
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parkerhouse
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 11
once i had sex with a chicken
just looking at it made my penis thicken
and my pulse quicken
i put my cock inside its butt
and stuck my penis into it's gut
now it's funny to watch that chicken try to strut
May 2 2007 7:53PM
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