I awake to my alarm clock, turn my cell phone on, walk to the shower, press play on my CD player, shower, dress myself in some of the thousand pairs of pants and shirts I have on my bed, go downstairs, press my garage door button, door goes up, hop in my Honda, get on highway, press cruise control, light smoke, press automatic down window button, finish smoke, auto up window, pull into Country Style drivethru, order coffee and bagel, pick up, eat while driving, get to office, turn on laptop, check emails from friends, download music, listen, go for lunch, drivethru again, work, music, etc, leave work, go buy cd's, go home, hang out with g/f, and have the option to play video games, computer, T.V. and a million other fucking things that have made me the lazy ass person I now am. Down with all this electronic bullshit (except my 8-track)..... I don't know what or where I'd be without all this gizmo bullshit but I never feel like doing jack shit anymore.... cause it's too easy not to.
Commander of the Silent Army
Viva La Resistance!
FUN COME ALIVE
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