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Makin a nest?

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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
do people here make nests before they take shits at school and such. cuz i was just thinkin while doin my buisness when some kid had to make a nest in the stall next door how big of a bitch he was and then i saw who it was and it was a bitch!!!, this has happened multiple times with many douchebags, they all make nests. and then i asked my buddies and none of them said they ever did. think theres some kind of connection here??
Apr 19 2007 11:30AM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
a nest to lay your eggs in?
Apr 19 2007 11:31AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
depends on the bathroom. If I feel that the bathroom is dirty I'll lay down 3 or 4 sheets on the lid. If the bathroom seems fine I just sit down and do it. Its not like you're gonna contract many diseases through your butt skin anyway.
Apr 19 2007 12:04PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about - care to explain further into what a nest is?
Apr 19 2007 12:08PM
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AltaWest2
Posts: 543 - Karma: 19
hahahahahahhaha fucking awesome
Apr 19 2007 2:19PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
No nest for me. I wipe that shit down... and burn it.
Apr 19 2007 4:32PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
yea but it sucks when you got that shitty tp that sticks
Apr 19 2007 4:44PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
nah just squat
Apr 19 2007 4:45PM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
yes that is a nest.

and obviously if there is piss on the seat ur gonna wipe it down. i hope thats a given for everyone
Apr 19 2007 7:29PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
If I have to shit when I'm out I do, but not a big extravagant one. Just a few pieces of paper. Some places have one of the toilet seat covers to use.
Apr 19 2007 7:43PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
poop trapeeze!?!?!?
(when you cross paper over the bowl under the seat like a spider web and dangle your doo)

and our bathrooms are pretty clean, thanks to javier. i just wipe it down once and plop
Apr 19 2007 7:55PM
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Alkyy
Posts: 2839 - Karma: 149
it can get really uncomfortable when you walk out of the stall and there is a bunch of people at urnals idk if anyone else gets this feeling though
Apr 19 2007 7:58PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
Its called an ass gasket.
Apr 19 2007 8:08PM
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Microcosm
Posts: 4765 - Karma: 153
oh... wait. wtf? a nest. i thought you meant covering the seat so you don't get the piss from the last guy on you. whats the point of tp to hold your shit? I want that shit outta here!
Apr 19 2007 11:33PM
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Reptar
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thats why i wear diapers.
Apr 19 2007 11:37PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
ohhh, I get it. I do if absolutely necessary but 95% of the time, I refuse to use public bathrooms.
Apr 19 2007 11:41PM
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soulskier
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i'll wipe it clean, and drop a couple sheets in to reduce backsplash cuz thats just discusting
Apr 19 2007 11:42PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
worst experience of my life = having to shit so bad, the only toilet being open full of shit and brown piss cuz it wouldnt flush, dropping the fat heavy boulders that tear your butt, and getting more backsplash than hurricane katrina
Apr 19 2007 11:45PM
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