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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
I was at some girls house with a few guys, and the whole time this one kid kept on saying stuff like 'suck my dick' and 'Any handjobs?'. Then he starts saying how he thinks they have a chance and when the girl said no he whined. I said he would never have a chance because he was way too horny and treated her like a piece of shit. The kid starts flippin out saying how hes gonna kick my ass and slit my throat when im sleeping. Keep in mnd hes about 5'5', all fat, and has no posse and is in no gang. does anyone else know faggots like this?

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Jul 12 2003 2:33PM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
kick his ass dude,


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Jul 12 2003 2:43PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
yo, that shit works for me
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Jul 12 2003 3:05PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
^then you get denied by a freshman



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Jul 12 2003 3:07PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
haha
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Jul 12 2003 3:07PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
haha... works the 1st time... not for relation ships tho
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Jul 12 2003 3:12PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
there's this kid I know who's kinda like that, but not as loud as that. You can like sit next to him, and he won't talk at all, then he'll like grab your leg and shit. It's really weird and kinda creepy. The guy I met him through says he's really desperate. haha

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Jul 12 2003 4:08PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
I know some people like that. But, they dont ever come close to getting any. They actually end up repelling the other person because they are so obnoxious(sp?).
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Jul 12 2003 4:54PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
^thats exactly what this kid is like, except he makes hollow death threats when you tell him to stop. I mean, how disrespectful is that, telling her to suck his dick?

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Jul 12 2003 7:32PM
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chris_01
Posts: 632 - Karma: 10
was he serious?
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Jul 12 2003 7:39PM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
what you got to do is talk to her about it have her agree with you and bam your in on her now just because she is pissed off at him and hooks up with the first guy that is nice to her
Jul 12 2003 7:39PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
ah to be in middle school again






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Jul 13 2003 2:11AM
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LifeJacket
Posts: 2660 - Karma: 28
Yo tell that midget to back down,




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Jul 13 2003 2:53AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
does that kid sniff coke? that might make him wierd







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Jul 13 2003 3:35AM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
the only solution with those people is to make fun of them, he sounds like he's 13 and his balls haven't dropped, so just make fun of him like that. because he's probably gonna cry if you call him a needle dicked fruit.
-Mike

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Jul 13 2003 3:42AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
lol... nice mike.. nice..

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Jul 13 2003 4:07AM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
it doesent matter how fat he is, he can slit your throat as long as his fat fingers can fit around the handle.

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Jul 13 2003 6:29AM
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newschooljibber
Posts: 274 - Karma: 11
There's a kid like that in my class. He thinks he's all tough and that all the girls want him, but last year alone, he was beaten up by 5th graders twice, 6th graders three times, 7th graders five times, and who knows how maany times kids in the eigth beat him. The funny thing is, he never learns.

Jul 13 2003 9:25PM
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