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Im gunna name my kid

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chickenwang
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Crack
his/her full name would be Crack Sessions
middle names are so last year
Apr 17 2007 12:36PM
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TheStamos
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Dirk or cole
Apr 17 2007 12:43PM
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beezey
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my boyfriend and his friends invented a name for their friends child.


The kids last name is head so they made up

Gibsfree gay head

or Gibsfree head
Apr 17 2007 12:45PM
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chickenwang
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lolz
Apr 17 2007 12:47PM
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mmmmm...Pie
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I've thought about naming my kid "nxzsiz9873xzyw" or some random thing like that and having it pronounced "John"

"Hello nuh-ecks-zee-see-"
"It's John. My dad's an asshole."
Apr 17 2007 1:45PM
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010
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haha thats pretty good

but in all seriousness, I'll probably end up naming my kid Pubert (i got that from Addams family, but its quite legit) or perhaps Reginald
Apr 17 2007 1:47PM
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Gin_Blossom
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If you named a kid Rasputin, do you think that would have a negative effect on his life?"
- Jerry, in "The Suicide"
Apr 17 2007 1:50PM
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010
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hahaha

or Adolf Hitler [your last name here]
Apr 17 2007 1:52PM
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Mat.
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I've always wanted to name my first born son "Butch"

just so I can be like BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHHH! DINNER, NOW!
at the top of my lungs.
Apr 17 2007 1:56PM
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xAtticusx
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ive always only gone for serious names if i ever decided to have a kid(which im pretty sure i wont want one, maybe ONE but after im done traveling)

if its a girl either Averie or Thais.

if its a guy, Avery. i dunno why but i really like the name
Apr 17 2007 2:07PM
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freezed
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Thais?

I'm gonna name my kid "Cambodians"
Apr 17 2007 2:21PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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hands down my kids name is Otis no question.  Or maybe after a norse God like Thor or Odin
Apr 17 2007 2:26PM
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xAtticusx
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yeah Thais. pronounced Tye-Ees
Apr 17 2007 2:28PM
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Gavajabra2
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Haywood Jablowme
Apr 17 2007 3:22PM
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*monsterskier*
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why not purchase a name book if u have trouble findin names..but then again, u can make 'em up? lol
Apr 17 2007 3:26PM
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HHB
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Peter Goezinya
Apr 17 2007 3:28PM
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chickenwang
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Hue G. Rection
Apr 17 2007 4:07PM
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timmi
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spartan...but if he is defective you gotta throw him off a pointy cliff.
you can make him fight wolves and shit. it will be badass.
Apr 17 2007 4:37PM
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Snowcase
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Your kid be badass? Who do you plan on marrying? Jokes timmi.
Apr 17 2007 4:44PM
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Tucks
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Jarvise
Apr 17 2007 4:47PM
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timmi
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the hot girl from 300 with the big nipples :(
Apr 17 2007 4:48PM
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pns513
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haha
her nipples were fuckin huge
Apr 17 2007 4:59PM
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