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Ouch, stupid skis!!

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uni-corn
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After after:
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End Result:
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The cause of this whole mishap...................................
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Apr 15 2007 10:22PM
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carbon.pulse
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looks like it hurt a bit.
Apr 15 2007 10:23PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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slap dem bitches?
Apr 15 2007 10:23PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
And those 6 stiches made 11 caused by those ar5's.............

These were the other 5:
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Apr 15 2007 10:23PM
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s.jeff
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hmm, that sucks , how'd you manage that ?
Apr 15 2007 10:24PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
so what exactly did u do?
Apr 15 2007 10:24PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
not really. went right through my grenades and i didnt feel a thing until she was numbing it.
Apr 15 2007 10:24PM
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wh@t
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today, i blindside 270d out of a flat rail and i was goin a lil too fast so i landed flat and when i crouched on impact my binding basically raped my asshole.....

stupid binding

that sucks dude
Apr 15 2007 10:24PM
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ThaLetterM.
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are you sword fighting with your skis or something jesus christ
Apr 15 2007 10:24PM
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smknbud420stoner
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i sliced my finger really bad just like that guy once
Apr 15 2007 10:25PM
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uni-corn
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I was skiing the sweet tree run pictured above at Snowbird, and i was coming out of the chute that puts you back on the main trail. I was going really really fast and caught a little air, landed on my tails and i think that i hit the edge right on my thumb in midair or when i was crouched.
Apr 15 2007 10:26PM
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uni-corn
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Well, you know....... I get bored sometimes in the off season.........
Apr 15 2007 10:27PM
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T-Wash
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I did the same thing once except I was doing 270's on and slipped back. Such a painful thing to have happen to you.
Apr 15 2007 10:29PM
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uni-corn
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That is the only downside to the pivot heels........
Apr 15 2007 10:30PM
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kyle_w
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i dont have any pics of the stiches but i cut my wrist open 2 years ago on my brand new RUSTY stls. i skied on em 1 day and they didnt dry so it rusted the edges a tad, then i went skiing again and it was hot so i had a t shirt on and i fell and my wrist went across my ski. no fun at all. all kinds of shots had to be given
Apr 15 2007 10:31PM
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skisher
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makes for a nice scar
Apr 15 2007 10:43PM
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Lé.Skiing
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i cut my thumb open last week, but not that bad... it was like a papercut but a little worse
Apr 15 2007 10:45PM
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JayDope
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is that ur foot?, how did that happen?
Apr 15 2007 10:51PM
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wh@t
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haha, "boner bindings"? nope i actually just have salomons, they just still managed to rape me.
Apr 15 2007 10:55PM
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steevner
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how the hell did you cut your foot?
Apr 15 2007 11:04PM
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skisher
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lose ur boot in the air?
Apr 15 2007 11:07PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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hella painfull
Apr 16 2007 1:28AM
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BFFset.
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yeah cut on foot= some serious wtfage
Apr 16 2007 1:35AM
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J.Bass
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i got a couple that size on my chin this year. damn flat landings, and my chin hits my knee every time.
Apr 16 2007 1:35AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Yeah, I've nicknamed mine "Reamers".
Apr 16 2007 1:39AM
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SHastatahoe
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Mine's better.
Apr 16 2007 3:48AM
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Jib_This
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armada edges come out of the plastic extremely sharp.
Apr 16 2007 4:09AM
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BurgRider
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ooh you must have the look or rosi bindings.  I do and that happens to me all the time..i fucking hate it
Apr 16 2007 2:22PM
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manwiththemetalleg
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I cut my thumb like that in the exact same place, landed on the knuckle of a jump and my ankles were hurting so much i didn't realise my hand was bleeding until i wa son the chair, straight through my gloves!
Apr 16 2007 2:35PM
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bryceCTS
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look bindings are a killer
Apr 16 2007 3:59PM
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Aclique_Clothing
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ummmm yeah how do u manage to cut ur foot open if your wearing ski boots?
Apr 16 2007 4:09PM
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*monsterskier*
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OMG!!!!!! EWWWWW....sorry..that's just a little too much.. how'd ur skis do that? was it when u were carrying them or something? cuz i'd be wearin gloves...
Apr 16 2007 4:12PM
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Goobie
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thats a nice gash
Apr 16 2007 4:13PM
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chrismoJBEATS
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haha happened to me too b4
Apr 16 2007 4:30PM
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MistaFab
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holy shit, if thats really you then OUCHHHHH
Apr 16 2007 4:33PM
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DaLiNeRiDEr21
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SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Apr 16 2007 4:45PM
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sack
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your edges must have been really sharp.. but I still want to know how you cut your foot...
Apr 16 2007 5:09PM
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skitheeast1100
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Apr 16 2007 5:16PM
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Black-Bandanna
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How the hell do you cut your foot? Did they fall on it at home or were you trying barefoot steeze on the hill?
Apr 16 2007 5:18PM
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pns513
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yea, how did you cut your foot?
that makes no sense whatsoever
Apr 16 2007 5:19PM
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uni-corn
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This was in the summer on my friends foot. I was at the shop going to get them mounted and he dropped one when he goth them out of my car. Imagine if they had the bindings on when he did..........probably wouldnt have a foot!
Apr 16 2007 7:49PM
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SkiMN
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Dildo heelpiece? Happened to me too.
Apr 16 2007 7:54PM
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C.R.420
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what in the hell happened?
damn.
Apr 16 2007 8:05PM
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DJSTEVEINNIAMIXX
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^shit son
Apr 16 2007 8:12PM
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artfullydodged
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stupid armadas
Apr 16 2007 9:08PM
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uni-corn
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Ya they do!
Apr 16 2007 9:39PM
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Gavajabra2
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Ouch, didnt even notice that Vic
Apr 16 2007 9:59PM
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[~_~]
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dude I've gotten sooo many fiberglass splinters from my Armadas, and I've cut my hand soo many times from handling AR5s in the shop.

but godammit I love their skis.
Apr 16 2007 10:08PM
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babujib
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yeah i was on my school race team because all i did was fuck around anyway, but so i had to sharpen my skis because the coach thought i didnt know how or something, and the edge was so far down that teh ski part was above it so i was pushing down full force and slipped cut both my fingers and was supposed to get stitches but i didnt have a ride to the hospital so i have these 'core scars on both fingers and cut into one so hard that i cut the nerve so i cant feel out of it
Apr 16 2007 11:11PM
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sack
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Fibreglass is the worst.. I hate that stuff
Apr 17 2007 12:22AM
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mski
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nice photoessay!
Apr 17 2007 12:29AM
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